Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Tech Guys: “We need to be able to have conversations with people who we might not agree with.” Also Tech Guys: 010
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026At the US Open for kids day. The Savannah Bananas are having an event and the crowd has collectively decided in one voice “No. Absolutely not.” 000
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I’m actually a Small Hall of Very Good guy. A lot of these players we talk about are more like Hall of Pretty Good candidates. 000
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Ordering a burger with x50 lettuce and driving away over and over until it starts suggesting that to customers 011
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026If UConn doesn’t step it up defensively Michigan State might hang 40 points on them tonight. 000
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Much of it was lost to time but there’s evidence of a great battle that took place here. 000
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 22/03/2026You had 51 years to prepare and this is what you came up with for your splashy debut? 010
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 20/03/2026A devastating attack on both Sammy Hagar and Taylor Swift 010
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Bartender, your dankest 2006 Chuck Norris jokes please. No, no. Leave the bottle. 000
Reposted by Kingdom Cumsatismo @satismo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026HAL kilmermedia.tenor.coma close up of a robot 's eye with a red light inside of it .ALT: a close up of a robot 's eye with a red light inside of it . 1601
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 16/03/2026For expecting parents who want their son to be successful, hear me out: Michael C Jordan 010
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 14/03/2026The US fans are a bunch of herbs. Every other fanbase at the WBC is so much cooler than we are. 010
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Repeatedly pressing the “Do Evil” button with tears in my eyes, asking why it had to be this way. 020
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 07/03/2026This is my favorite genre of posting. Confidently challenging the masses to define a very complicated subject, then immediately folding when the question is redirected back at them. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ No notes 010
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Why do I have to wake up to this shit on a Saturday? 000
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Just said 24 hrs, not a day Run a mile at noon then have 2 Coors Lights and 2 Taco Bell tacos Repeat every 90 minutes until 6pm. After 6 eat 5 tacos and drink 5 beers. Go to sleep at 10. Wake up at 6am. Run a mile and 2 beers and tacos. Repeat the running every hour until done. Panic binge for cash 000
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Dick Van Dyke has lived long enough that when he was an infant could have seen Harry Houdini, and as an old man could still attend a Dua Lipa concert where she sings Houdini 000
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Look bro, I love Allen Iverson as much as the next guy, but I don’t know if you can count on him to call every game. 020
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 11/02/2026It’s crazy that people post things like this on here, knowing full well how most users of this app are inclined to react, and still don’t give an example of why it might be real. How am I supposed to react? “Oh what if it isn’t Bullshit? Changes everything.” Wild 020
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I think it would be cool if in pairs figure skating the man lifted the woman upside down and used one of her skates to shave. 000
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 02/02/2026These are the names George Lucas would create if he wrote about MAGA instead of Star Wars 020
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Sorry, am I supposed to be surprised that Robin Leach, a man who oozed “I need to strangle a girl to achieve an erection” strangled a girl on Bad Erection Island? 021
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 27/01/2026We joke about CBS doing the Whiskey Friday thing, but there’s a way to make it work. Tony asks his guest, an inert bottle of whiskey a question. He pours himself a drink from the bottle, slams it, then answers the question himself. I’ve watched worse things. 000
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 24/01/2026People are going to have to put in reservations a full week in advance when local taverns announce they’ll be airing the ICE trials. 021
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 09/01/2026It’s so weird that a decade ago this was just a goofy NY morning news guy that Joel McHale used to joke about on The Soup. And now, that kind of guy is public Nazi. Yes. I know his dad sucked and he was probably always like this. 041
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 08/01/2026So much of this country could be fixed by letting every American to vote once a year for the biggest bastard in the country. Then that person, by law must be thrown into the Grand Canyon by trebuchet. You can still be a bastard, but if you’re the worst you could get the trebuchet 032
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Happy 2026 everybody. And here’s to another 2026 years 010
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I’m not about to bother everybody with regular updates, but last year I gave myself one year to get the poison out and finish literally any draft of a gargantuan epic fantasy novel I’d been writing for a decade, and I made my deadline today with about 13 hours to spare 010
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 30/12/2025I cannot stress it enough, this is a veterinarian clinic, not a therapist. Let’s keep it moving 010
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 06/12/2025“I don’t know if it’s real or not, but I support Pepsi for cooling down a potentially fraught civil rights moment”media.tenor.coma woman in a blue jacket is standing next to a man in a blue hat on a crowded street .ALT: a woman in a blue jacket is standing next to a man in a blue hat on a crowded street . 020
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I feel like Argentina, Algeria and Austria should be in Group A 000
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I love that Mike has nothing to do in Stranger Things, because they decided to create Robin who does all the things he could have done. So now he’s relegated to telling Will he’s actually valuable. Which Robin also does. Fucking Yuri has more to do. At least he smuggles shit and cracks wise. 000
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Old Biff: This book tells you all the scores. [Puts on radio] “And UCLA is down 17-16 on 4th and 11 with 18 seconds to go.” Old Biff: I bet you a million bucks they win 19-17 Young Biff: Are you crazy. They said the game was over! [Makes field goal] 😲 000
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Bombshell email reveals Trump briefly morphed into cartoon wolf, began howling at underage girls on Epstein’s island 000
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Mein Kampf The Game Reframe Your Brain by Scott Adams Atlas Shrugged If I Did It Win Bigly by Scott Adams The Protocols of the Elders of Zion Starship Troopers How To Fail At Almost Everything And Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life by Scott Adams 020
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 06/11/2025My wife bought front row tickets to a Broadway show over a month ago and they just told us they changed the format to a sing along show, and that should be illegal. I should be allowed to sue their asses off. 000
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 05/11/2025The 6K+ New Yorkers who voted for Eric Adams are as Ride or Die as anybody. 010
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Cuomo: “New York City heard us” Oh for sure. They told you to retire, too 020
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Of course I, an educated big city libural have never ventured into the hinterlands to experience the unknowable MAGA supporter, but I clearly remember my Hillbilly Elegy, and the defining aesthetic was highly polished statuary marble and gold. So he got my ass there. 110
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 27/10/2025“I don’t like brunch” Damn. You don’t like breakfast or lunch? 020
Reposted by Kingdom CumPrem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.” Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani. 68049261245
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 17/10/2025I don’t support Curtis Sliwa: NYC Mayor but I absolutely support Curtis Sliwa: Debate Gremlin who gives the funny answer after everybody else has a turn. 010
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 28/09/2025I don’t know man. Three straight commercials with a Manning brother leads me to think the NFL might not be making enough stars. 010
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 22/09/2025NBC: “Hey Giants fans! Look at your old QB! He’s so good now. You said he sucked but look how good he’s doing. And you’re trash. Fuck you!” Man, you guys said he was trash when he was here too. Why are you acting like this. I watched those SNF Games. You were roasting him 010
Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 20/09/2025The failing New York Times should be prosecuted for making this reference to Dodgeball a Red Herring guess 030
