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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t think so, Polymarket
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Girl cats have jobs. I don’t know what it is and they don’t owe me that, but they do something. So they can love you but they don’t always have time or energy. I get it. Boy cats are unemployed. They’re a good hang but they don’t have anything going on.
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tech Guys: “We need to be able to have conversations with people who we might not agree with.” Also Tech Guys:
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She looks like if Dee Snyder got cast in Hairspray
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
At the US Open for kids day. The Savannah Bananas are having an event and the crowd has collectively decided in one voice “No. Absolutely not.”
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
577 quote posts to 22 likes is wild. I don’t think they’ve convinced anybody.
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Shocking that the “Fuck you, I got mine” sect has trouble maintaining alliances
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I feel like if this were reversed Trump would just threaten the states of the senators holding out with the full might of the federal government and got his way in about 5 minutes. And there were probably legitimate tools Obama could have used to dress it up as legal.
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Smart of him to have the Jets lined up as a fallback option if it doesn’t work out on TV
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
That’s my secret, Cap
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Wait until people see how you get to World Cup games at MerLife downtownny.com/news/how-to-...
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How to Get to the World Cup - Downtown Alliance
Getting tickets is just the first hurdle to getting to a game.
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It’d be really funny if he made her 9 feet tall with a look that was mostly upset but also kind of surprised.
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Fwiw, he was also a Terminator in NY before that. He just didn’t spend much time in closing spots
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
“Bleep Beep Beep Pfwatt” “R2, you can’t call them that anymore.”
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I’m actually a Small Hall of Very Good guy. A lot of these players we talk about are more like Hall of Pretty Good candidates.
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
He’s not unstoppable but for 15 seconds you have to dodge his attacks. Then you get a brief window where he can take damage but when his power bar gets low it refreshes to 75% and he can use his ranged attack twice in a row
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Fred is one of Jackie Gleastone’s best roles.
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The Coyote will chew off his own dick to escape a dangerous situation
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Coffin kick at the 1 yard line
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Learning opportunity
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
In fairness I always say I think I can do this in polls knowing I’ll never be forced to try. Why not? I’ll hypothetically try anything
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
“You’re going to like the way you look. You fucking slob. You goddamn piece of shit rube.”
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
My biopic hot take is that I only want biopics of people who weren’t all that famous. I don’t believe there is any unexplored territory of the Michael Jackson story. We don’t need this. Now could you make an interesting biopic of The Wrecking Crew? IDK, probably. Good doc.
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This post could have said JFK’s life. All Oswald needed was a congressperson to give him some sober advice
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
What he gets for coming out of college too soon
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Telling her “don’t stop, I’m close” when she’s telling me how she’s out of my league
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Creamin’ A Smith
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Kind of fitting when you realize who first came up with the idea of an Olympic torch though
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
You can’t have both vibes based officiating and also a review process where those same officials are tasked with deciding if they screwed up or not.
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Looking backwards is useful in terms of knowing what to avoid and what to strive for, but you never want to go full nostalgia. That’s how you get fascism. You move about life as it is, not as it used to be.
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
My prediction has always been that there are going to be like 12 centrists running and then one person who does the populist charge and that person is going to do really well. But from all accounts the midterms are polling really bad for Republicans so maybe you let that play out first
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I’m not suggesting the establishment. I’m suggesting there’s going to be one person who might, and my guess is everybody knows they’re going to do it and they’ll fight about it, but for the sake of winning the midterms everybody agrees to wait.
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I don’t know anything but I wonder if there’s been some kind of embargo on the rhetoric until after the midterms and then you will hear people breaking this out during the run up to the general election.
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Chuck Schumer, with hate in his eyes, reminding everybody what gas prices were like when they were in charge.
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Make Amphibians Straight Again
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Can the Democrats stop helping Trump for five minutes? We’ll likely never know but that answer could very well be “no, of course not”
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
God damn it the Astros really fuck everything up
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Sorry, were they not already properly motivated to break their 12 game losing streak?
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Doing this is crazy when you have an active 18 game playoff losing streak
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Is “we will remove them from office” a euphemism? Because I’m not interested in stopping at “The DOGE guys will be out of work.” I want them prosecuted. I want all these guys prosecuted. That’s my moderate position.
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Not just politicians! RBG was diagnosed with colon cancer in her mid 60’s then pancreatic cancer in her mid 70’s. She had 8 years to retire under a Democratic administration, but she didn’t because she wanted to do it under Hillary’s administration. Yas queen. Now we have ACB.
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Expect a run on crying soldiers who say “I LOSST ARM IN WAR WHY NODODY CHARES?!?😭” in the late first round
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
You sure about that?
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Love to spend less time at the airport by missing my flight and hoping I get on another one later that day
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
He’s gonna come back and his snap counts are just going to be a series of riddles he expects the OL to understand intuitively
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
“Honey, did you find a job on LinkedIn?” “Think bigger. I heralded the coming of our own extinction.”
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
“Mediocrity now, mediocrity tomorrow, mediocrity forever.”
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I’m noticing that both the Giants and Bengals fans are thrilled with the trade and as a fan of one of those two teams that usually does the wrong thing, should this make me nervous?
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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The Rumor
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Kingdom Cum @thisguyfawkes.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Not hearing Sterling, but he’s doing God tier work channeling the Orioles duo
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