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I am a person. These are my things: thingsfromaperson.com These are my pronouns: they/them

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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Photo of a pen and handwritten note on a post-it reading, "Dear opponent, I choose you! Love, your Secret Admirer"
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
And what? That's it? "search your library for a card with mana value 1 or le and here's a million dollars"... or "search your library for a card with mana value 1 or le and here's your own spaceship"... I mean what the f
Strong Bad answers an email from Trevor the vampire from Hampden, Maine. The text on the computer screen reads: "Hi strong bad. This is Trevor from Hampden Maine and I was wondering if you could teach
me how to be as awesome as you. I am a vampire and
a> And what? That's it? I'm a vampire and here's a million dollars...or I'm a vampire and here's your own spaceship... I mean what the f"
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Screenshot of a page from the webcomic Problem Sleuth, in which the titular detective makes a discovery. Caption text: "The safe doesn't seem to work. It appears to be a replica of a safe's facade, concealing something beneath it on the wall."
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
(by @unwinder.bsky.social)
Six comic panels from Unwinder's Tall Comics. The first panel sets up a blue-skinned teen with a large forehead resembling alien "greys" watching an anime. In the anime, a man with shoulder-length green hair and a green longcoat with oversized lapels points a katana with a blade made of firing bullets downward. He says: "You never really understood, did you? The day of your defeat is the hour of your failure. We were comrades. Don't you see we can never be brothers?"

A large, balding, wounded man with a blonde handlebar moustache and a caped military uniform crawls forward with one good arm. He chuckles, then shouts: "You FOOL, Jaded! YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!" Rising to his feet, he throws back his cape to reveal a Gatling gun replacing his other forearm. He shouts: "You've let the PANDORA OUT OF ITS BOX!"
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A fake title card for Star Trek: The Original Series, with title text replaced by ska band Less Than Jake's song title "Help Save the Youth of America from Exploding"
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A fake title card for Star Trek: The Original Series, with title text as the name of the alt-rock band ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A fake title card for Star Trek: The Next Generation, replaced with the first two lines from the opening text crawl of Final Fantasy VI on the SNES (Ted Woolsey translation): "Long ago, the War of the Magi reduced the world to a scorched wasteland, and magic simply ceased to exist. 1000 years have passed... Iron, gunpowder, and steam engines have been rediscovered, and high technology reigns..."
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
screenshot from the NES game Kid Icarus, with the protagonist character Pit partially obscured by a darkening effect
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
freakin' heck, I think my feed is telling me to start drawing stuff again
A clipped screenshot of a bsky user's feed:
post by @nikonikonek000.bsky.social‬ - "no more waiting to be good enough to do all those things you want to do.  you are enough right now, and every day you don't do it, that's one less chance you get. telling yourself you'll do it when you're perfect is nothing but a knife in your own back"
post by ‪@orcspiration.bsky.social‬ - "YOU MUST TOUCH SOMETHING SOFT TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES."
post by @wesmolebash.com‬ "All of you artists should be proud of the fact that you’ve kept going. So many creative folks quit when the going gets tough, but you’re weathering the storm and taking your lumps. Good for you!"
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.
Chris Parnell as the fictional, grossly incompetent, and recklessly deluded Doctor Leo Spaceman from 30 Rock
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
What if a city was earrings? What if earrings were a City? @friends-table.bsky.social
a display rack of pairs of Halloween-and-autumn-themed earrings, the brand City City
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
A monochrome print in a realistic style depicting a saintly figure reaching to seize the shoulder of an attacker driving a sword into the chest of a bearded soldier wearing a metal helmet. The saintly figure is shouting "NO! Don't stabbos!" while in a smaller font, the soldier is moaning "ohhhh hurtos." An image from the webcomic Married to the Sea, www.marriedtothesea.com
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Lyra Deuterion: world-renowned and beloved mage, surpassingly adorable in all respects, and certainly not an inveterate prevaricator nor given to hyperbole in the slightest! #animeart #illustration
anime-style portrait of young woman with brown eyes, peach skin, and shoulder-length brown hair styled in a flip with side-bangs, wearing a dark blue sleeveless turtleneck top with gold trim and a big floppy white beret pinned on the band with an emerald-inset brass pin
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Saprotheon Mycazar, fungal fatesmith, shroom seer. Or, for all y'all Pathfinder 2e players out there: fungus-born Yaoguai Blight Oracle. He prefers to remain in morel form whenever feasible; he feels uncomfortable in his humanomorph shape. #art #fantasyart
A humanoid myconid with a morel-shaped head and flesh like a morel mushroom, wearing leather gloves, kneepads over trousers, and black brigandine armor over a light green wide-sleeved shirt with circular holy symbols on the shoulders and sleeve hems. It carries a circular brass holy symbol in the right hand and a tonfa in the left. Hebrew text in the upper right corner reads "ספרותאון מיקאזר", "Saprotheon Mycazar."
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Larry Christmas
Larry Koopa from Super Mario Bros. wearing a Santa hat and red Christmas scarf, carrying an oversized candy cane
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
if it is any consolation in these hours of bullshit, here is what, if you spoke Hebrew, you would say about yourself and the other women
Screenshot of a Duolingo exercise with the English translation "I am a woman, they are women" of the same sentence in modern Hebrew
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
skeet by Kelsey Atherton (@atherton.bsky.social):

"Ah, the Olympics, a testament to human ability through effort and perseverance, where every third ad is about how a plagiarism engine can shortcut around the difficult task of writing."
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 28/07/2024
overwhelmingly irrelevant
A tumblr post by acegender with the text:

"explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like "male", "female", "nonbinary", "masculine", "feminine" or "androgynyous."

go!"
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 07/07/2024
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 07/07/2024
relative horse shit
advertise your bluesky account in 3 words
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 30/06/2024
the low-hanging fruit #cartoon #duolingo
Duolingo, the green owl mascot of the language learning app, holding two apples, with the Japanese text "デュオりんご"
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
パンクロックはクポだ
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
the moogles send hugs or maybe they're just dancing, shit G i ain know how they do but anyway, insofar as anything may be gleaned from the body language and chirps of such peculiar social animals, it would seem the words of Locke Cole hold true: "Moogles...! Are you saying you want to help me?"
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
上司がくぽのとき
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