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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 2h
sick
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 7h
except for that last line, this actually goes thematically pretty hard
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I mean, it's not like it's bust-o at Syna three 2 or below. But yeah, any higher than that and you get those non-chantivatient infinites
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
(proceeds to read the actual rest of the card) Okay, a boardwipe after your combat is actually pretty secure. My apologies, Security.
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Removing your own walls? That's the exact goddamn opposite of security!
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Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Aha, you've activated your trap card!
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I advise this creature in the graveyard to make a repeat appearance
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
those three target cards from a single graveyard got straight-up impossiblated!
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
when the machine writes a punchline, it writes a PUNCHLINE
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Econ 101
Person one: Taught my kids how socialism works. Let them trick or treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101.

Person two : The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is what we call a Yes, Please Card.
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that Emerge cost is hilarious on so many levels
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Auntie Liz 🏳️‍⚧️ @elizabussy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We should fill the entire strait of Hormuz with jello brand flavoured gelatin, surely nothing bad could happen if we fill the entire strait of Hormuz with jello brand flavoured gelatine
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I could scarcely conceive of an earthbendier twist!
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh no I have been stabbed to death by the first person to see that skeet
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the feminine ones are called womanicules
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Photo of a pen and handwritten note on a post-it reading, "Dear opponent, I choose you! Love, your Secret Admirer"
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
terrifying. I don't want to be a forest, even for just one turn
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No we don’t have any presents. Or what was it you said? “Gifts”? No we don’t have those, why would you think that. Why are you being weird
Photograph of an airport store called “Gaslight Gifts”
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Nine TIE Fighters on our tail? Han, the Empire's got us dead to rights! "Yeah, right, kid. Wait'll they see my starlight maneuvoos!" (proceeds to eject everything but the kitchen sink out the cargo hatch)
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
now that's how you sarutome
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
convergent evolution. life finds a way
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
More like A-Gift of Shorter amirite
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My early-morning eyeballs misread the text at the bottom of the promo image as "laughing soon on Backerkit," which, I mean, if the shoe fits
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Look at random!
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't know what's funnier: untapping a creature you literally just destroyed, the exorbitant cycling cost, or the part where in the reminder text the cycling cost conflicts with itself
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Priced like that, this Ohito is a luxury indeed
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
♫ Spider-man, Spider-man, Can he cope? Yes, he can! I even heard that Wolverine Started taking sertraline Look up! It's your friendly neighborhood mental health awareness Spider-man ♫
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
♫ Spider-man, Spider-man, Doesn't freeze up in a jam He's a superhero On generic Lexapro Mentally well-adjusted Spider-man ♫
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh, that reminds me. ♫ Spider-man, Spider-man, Taking escitalopram Fighting crime, so much stress, Mentally, my dude's a mess His doctor prescribed escitalopram ♫
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
not all heroes wear capes
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Those hidden costs'll getcha.
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They're just a shepherd of the gods, not a god themself. Cut 'em some slack! ;)
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"All flarks for each and each flark for all!" -creatures you control Sometimes the flavor text damn near writes itself.
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A 7/1 trampler is easily in the top 10 jokes the machine has generated, no question. If there were an enchantment that taught it 10000 Needles, I would literally suffocate on my own laughter.
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hey @gmcalpin.bsky.social I believe this is relevant to your interests
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Harold and Kumar, when they went to White Castle
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pilosophos (commissions open!) @pilosophos.com · 09/09/2026
darmok and jalad at waffle house
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Take a look at some of our projects we didn't do because they're physically impossible!"
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Eh, give it two decades. On a long enough timescale, if the planet's still around, any theoretical Magic card will become printable. ;)
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I know, right? When do you ever see a goblin that just straight-up has flying? Oh and the other stuff is cool too I guess
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Priscilla @priscillamab.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ff12 is great because they’re always saying shit like “manufacted nethicite”
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lately I've cut back a little. But I'm not gonna lie: alcohol is my favorite carcinogen.
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This...actually behaves like you would expect a land populated by tight-fisted pirates to behave
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
that fox has got like three different themes going on and it is making them WORK
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
okay, I think I'm gonna Scry 2 just kidding, actually gonna change an opponent chose one of them at random
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a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the X is the part where the fundamental nature of arcane reality turns around the credit card reader and you can leave a tip
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