a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 7hexcept for that last line, this actually goes thematically pretty hard 030 3
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I mean, it's not like it's bust-o at Syna three 2 or below. But yeah, any higher than that and you get those non-chantivatient infinites 130 3
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026(proceeds to read the actual rest of the card) Okay, a boardwipe after your combat is actually pretty secure. My apologies, Security. 140 4
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Removing your own walls? That's the exact goddamn opposite of security! 120 2
Reposted by a personMorgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads 186143565863 14.4K
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I advise this creature in the graveyard to make a repeat appearance 050 5
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026those three target cards from a single graveyard got straight-up impossiblated! 050 5
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026when the machine writes a punchline, it writes a PUNCHLINE 040 4
Reposted by a personDustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 262185634908 18.6K
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026that Emerge cost is hilarious on so many levels 051 5
Reposted by a personAuntie Liz 🏳️⚧️ @elizabussy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We should fill the entire strait of Hormuz with jello brand flavoured gelatin, surely nothing bad could happen if we fill the entire strait of Hormuz with jello brand flavoured gelatine 003 3
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I could scarcely conceive of an earthbendier twist! 040 4
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026oh no I have been stabbed to death by the first person to see that skeet 000 0
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026terrifying. I don't want to be a forest, even for just one turn 010 1
Reposted by a personthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026No we don’t have any presents. Or what was it you said? “Gifts”? No we don’t have those, why would you think that. Why are you being weird 191903383 1.9K
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"Nine TIE Fighters on our tail? Han, the Empire's got us dead to rights! "Yeah, right, kid. Wait'll they see my starlight maneuvoos!" (proceeds to eject everything but the kitchen sink out the cargo hatch) 020 2
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My early-morning eyeballs misread the text at the bottom of the promo image as "laughing soon on Backerkit," which, I mean, if the shoe fits 020 2
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I don't know what's funnier: untapping a creature you literally just destroyed, the exorbitant cycling cost, or the part where in the reminder text the cycling cost conflicts with itself 020 2
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Priced like that, this Ohito is a luxury indeed 010 1
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026♫ Spider-man, Spider-man, Can he cope? Yes, he can! I even heard that Wolverine Started taking sertraline Look up! It's your friendly neighborhood mental health awareness Spider-man ♫ 000 0
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026♫ Spider-man, Spider-man, Doesn't freeze up in a jam He's a superhero On generic Lexapro Mentally well-adjusted Spider-man ♫ 100 1
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Oh, that reminds me. ♫ Spider-man, Spider-man, Taking escitalopram Fighting crime, so much stress, Mentally, my dude's a mess His doctor prescribed escitalopram ♫ 210 2
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026They're just a shepherd of the gods, not a god themself. Cut 'em some slack! ;) 030 3
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"All flarks for each and each flark for all!" -creatures you control Sometimes the flavor text damn near writes itself. 041 4
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026A 7/1 trampler is easily in the top 10 jokes the machine has generated, no question. If there were an enchantment that taught it 10000 Needles, I would literally suffocate on my own laughter. 030 3
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026hey @gmcalpin.bsky.social I believe this is relevant to your interests 010 1
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Harold and Kumar, when they went to White Castle 000 0
Reposted by a personpilosophos (commissions open!) @pilosophos.com · 09/09/2026darmok and jalad at waffle house 111 1
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"Take a look at some of our projects we didn't do because they're physically impossible!" 010 1
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Eh, give it two decades. On a long enough timescale, if the planet's still around, any theoretical Magic card will become printable. ;) 021 2
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I know, right? When do you ever see a goblin that just straight-up has flying? Oh and the other stuff is cool too I guess 030 3
Reposted by a personPriscilla @priscillamab.bsky.social · 05/09/2026ff12 is great because they’re always saying shit like “manufacted nethicite” 22811 28
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Lately I've cut back a little. But I'm not gonna lie: alcohol is my favorite carcinogen. 010 1
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This...actually behaves like you would expect a land populated by tight-fisted pirates to behave 020 2
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026that fox has got like three different themes going on and it is making them WORK 040 4
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026okay, I think I'm gonna Scry 2 just kidding, actually gonna change an opponent chose one of them at random 120 2
a person @thingsfromaperson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026the X is the part where the fundamental nature of arcane reality turns around the credit card reader and you can leave a tip 060 6