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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 13h
Or to put it another way, it is
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 14h
I have deglazed a pan or three with PBR. Ain't no shame in this game
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 14h
I am out of gas for the mower and I really don't want to buy any more for 2026
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 14h
I feel like we have a couple more 90-degree days left this year
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 14h
Big ups to Usinger
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 14h
Hell yeah
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 15h
"You have been a good son"
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 15h
Parents throwing down at their adult children's house while they're out of town is a delightful subversion of the '80s teen movie trope
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 16h
This is like when Circle Jerks did I Wanna Destroy You with Debbie Gibson and then they broke up like the next day
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 16h
Hell yeah
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 16h
Can I just bet on all the horses to have a good time
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 19h
Whoever owns the publishing to "Everybody Everybody" must really need the money
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I wonder if Tom Verducci is secretly known as The Dooch
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And I swear I just saw a Quinton McCracken jersey in a crowd shot
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That song would low-key make a great walkup song for a closer the way it menacingly crescendos into a sick mid-tempo thrash groove
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Swear I just heard a snippet of quintessential Metallica deep cut Eye of the Beholder during Yankees-Rays just now
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"NEW YORK CITY?"
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Salty Ham
youtu.be
Kids in the Hall Salty Ham Sketch
YouTube video by VHS Comedy And Music Vault
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Soph was -18 in the clincher
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fighting ILOLni
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Youngstown is not a state #GoDawgs
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LOLverines
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What are they challenging
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you're only familiar with the franchise via its surviving legacy of holiday specials and Snoopy merch, it may not be apparent to you how many strips were just Charlie Brown saying something that would get an adult red-flagged for potential suicidal ideation, and, like, that was the joke.
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Folgers, it's good to the last drop
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtu.be
Vampire Bat
YouTube video by Wesley Willis - Topic
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just had to explain the Sickos meme to one of my adult children 😑
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This game rules
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rockford is known as Screw City
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Team Ilhan @teamilhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deal with it. 🕶️
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You really have to hand it to him here, in terms of cartoonish evil
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This parallel universe Gillingham is now a metropolis of 3.5 million and the home of what is called "the English Miracle"
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lmao I don't think the new Crewe stadium they built for me was bigger than like 45k
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🧳
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Up the Gills #utg
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now I don't feel so bad spending several hundred hours in Football Manager taking Crewe Alexandra FC from the third division to the Premier League within three seasons to perennial treble contenders within five 💅🏼
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'd walk in front of a bus at this news
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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just asked Victor Wembanyama if he’d ever consider promoting a sports betting company. “Absolutely not. I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. .. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me.”
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
From this morning's Pulse newsletter via @theathletic.com: "The Cubs poached Craig Counsell from the Brewers three seasons ago, have a top-10 payroll and have gone home before Milwaukee in all three years."
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The White Sox are 6-0 all time against the Astros in the postseason
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Almost had an Icarus moment under the broiler
It's a rigatoni al forno in a square pan
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also I forgot there was still fresh basil outside 😑
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Breaking one of my cardinal rules of cooking (no turning on the oven when it's warm out) but I was really craving an al forno
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Houston pitcher Blueballs wears shirt no. 69
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's Air Disasters here on the south side
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
trash almost is an anagram of chart
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's taken over Jake Arrieta's human trafficking racket
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This chart is trash
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Sadly Rutschman @flannelgoddess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh shit the White Sox are literally on a mission from God
Letter to Jerry Reinsdorf from the pope

I was pleased to receive the kind letter that you
sent
following the game that took place at Rate Field on August 11, 2026. I am most grateful for this thoughtful gesture.
As I have noted,
"sport can truly become a school of life,
where all can learn that abundance does not come from victory at any cost, but from sharing, from respecting others and from the joy of walking together" (Letter Life in Abundance, 6 February In this spirit, it is my hope that the White Sox will
continue to foster bonds of friendship and solidarity people, and thus bear hopeful witness to the possibility of living and working together in peace.
With
these sentiments, I willingly invoke the Almighty's
abundant blessings upon you and your loved ones.
From the Vatican, 9 September 2026
Leo PXIV
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usain bolt thrower @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And against the MLB postseason lidlifter no less
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