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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
www.mlb.com/news/st-loui...
Its Moe, Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabbadoo, Barney and Homer
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love acid jazz
We got Jan on the drums
Andrew plucks the bass with his thumbs
And Simon, like I mentioned before, just strums

(Pictured is not Jan on the drums, nor is that N'Dea Davenport holding the tambo. Definitely Andrew and Simon are there though)
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Almost had an Icarus moment under the broiler
It's a rigatoni al forno in a square pan
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Go White Sox
It's Tristan Peters of the White Sox during his days at SIU. Black baseball shirt trimmed in maroon and black baseball hat with a maroon and white Salukis logo
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
114-point deduction over three seasons and an accompanying transfer ban
It's Red and Andy from Shawshank, wearing their blue prison unis
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Principal Skinner is introspective for a second, saying "Am I so out of touch?" before correctly surmising that it is the children who are wrong
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Marching bands are the best
The Fighting Illini marching band performs at Memorial Stadium
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Come to the NCAA's largest videoboard in the next 29 minutes if u want an ass kicking #GoDawgs
Your hero stands next to a big ass screen at Memorial Stadium
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tailgate table with a hand drawn Saluki logo and the words BX GO DAWGS FUCK SEMO BX
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My faith in the Lord never wavered.
In a screengrab from Bible Gateway, the text reads:

Genesis 1:3 King James version

And God said, Let there be cold air, and there was cold air.
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There are storms in Illinois and the overshooting top on this cumulonimbus is *spectacular* #nofilter
Looking east from Busch Stadium at a cumulonimbus across the river. There are various shades of blue, white, gray and orange
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bay family in town so we are doing Cardinals-Giants in style
It's Busch Stadium from the third-base club level. There is the famous St. Louis Crane in center field
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm vain. But here's the hat
It's a pillbox style baseball cap. It is red with three equidistant white stripes around the circumference and a white STL logo with a light navy blue stroke at the center
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Meet me at the Cardinals truck in the next 29 minutes if u want an ass kicking
Your hero standing next to a Chevrolet Silverado done up in Cardinals livery. The Illinois statehouse is in the background Three-quarters view of a Chevrolet Silverado painted red and white A Chevrolet Silverado painted red and white with a Cardinals logo on the hood A skeleton in the truck holding a sign that reads "Still waiting for that World Series win. Cardinals fan to the end"
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't know peep about LOTR so I'll just say this guy
Jim Edmonds wearing gray baseball pants and a red crop top
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Screenshot of adding 9/11 to the Bluesky mute list
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ricky Horton was right when he said that Anthony Reyes pioneered the flat bill #stlcards
The worst person you know just made a great point
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I did the dialect quiz and this tracks. I was born in "urban" central Illinois to Californian parents. Which means that I have the cleanest, most unaffected American English accent. American RP, if you will
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is an impossibly English name. I hope his teammates call him like the Duke of Everton or some shit
It's a screengrab of the FotMob transfers tab.

It shows a gentleman named Ainsley Maitland-Niles. He transferred teams from Olympique Lyon in France to Everton in England.

The fee for his transfer was $5.7 million. His contract runs from August 2026 to June 2029.

Transfermarkt has his value as $7.5 million.
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Look at this fucken guy
It's a handsome gray cat halfway on a La-Z-Boy chair and halfway on the arm of a couch that has a kooky pattern. His damn little feets is on the couch
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Had to be On for like four hours at my mom's visitation this evening. That shit is *exhausting*
A white man with an impeccable manicure holds a brass Zippo inscribed with the words "in life we often have to do things that just are not our bag"

Shoutout to PFC Dinkins
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
UTV
Super John McGinn does his goggles goal cellie
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Peoria has played as the Orange Barrels a couple times
An orange, white and black baseball cap with an angry, anthropomorphic construction barrel awaiting a throw on the front panel
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
same
A hitter wearing gray baseball pants and a green uni top reveals a black T-shirt that reads "NEVER BUNT HIT DINGERS". They are wearing a helmet with a facemask and are carrying a bat in their left hand
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Love too lose a one-run game after the manager willingly gives away outs early on
With a runner on second and nobody out, the average team can expect to score 1.12 runs in an inning. A sacrifice hit reduces that run expectancy to 0.86. THE MATH DOES NOT FUCKING LIE
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
In the group chat the kids are complaining about their cats always being in their bathrooms with them. I'm all
It's the SpongeBob "imagination" meme that reads BOUNDARIES
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's the cover for the Jane's Addiction album "Nothing's Shocking" (1988). At center is a sculpture of two women with they titties out, conjoined at the shoulder and hip with their heads on fire sitting in a big sideways rocking chair
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
👌🏼
Joshua Báez throws the circle-3 sign after hitting his third dinger of the game. Pete Crow-for-4 is crying offscreen
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I saw where you were staying on your trip
It's a Virgin Hotel at Wabash and Lake in Chicago. There's a pale stone facade with some darker-colored spandrels, and the overhang reads VIRGIN HOTELS in pink neon. I think its a Sports Illustrated resort now for some reason
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Found the culture warrior
Pictured is the tailgate of some dildo's busted-ass '70s Ford F-150. The truck is blue and the FORD lettering in white and the bumper is rusty. The antique car license plate reads EV NOPE
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The Buffalo Bills alt lid that everyone hates. It's blue and has a red stripe with a white stroke at maybe a 10 degree angle
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This young man on the Rockies knows how to wear a pair of socks
A Colorado Rockies pitcher is shown wearing proper stirrups and sannies
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Orange kitty testifying at the Blizzard hearings that they might like the sour patch blizz
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Rigatoni in a Boursin-lemon sauce that is silky af. Chicken added for protein
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Dave Stewart in the house. He was one of my favorite players growing up. He wore his hat pulled low and it was the epitome of cool
Dave Stewart wears his home Athletics shirt and a green and yellow A's cap pulled low over his eyes
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Every day we stray further from God's light
It's Totino's brand ramen cups, in cheese pizza and buffalo chicken pizza flavors
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Bart reads from his script starring Viceroy Fizzlebottom, a hearty cherub of a man
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Why would you ruin a perfectly good Volvo by making it look like a GNX
A black (guessing) mid-90s Volvo sedan with a ridiculous hood scoop sits in a parking lot
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the '90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains My answer is the same every time this prompt comes up
It's the A Tribe Called Quest album cover for "The Low End Theory"

It's a woman with red and green stripes painted down her body with the words "Tribe Called Quest" painted in green in a circle on her left hip and the words "The Low End Theory" painted in green next to her
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
A big ass screen displays the text "if you had an unexpected day off what would you do""I'll tell you what I'd do"
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
🫧
Bubbles
Fictional character
 
Bubbles is a popular fictional character, most famously known as one of the three main protagonists in The Powerpuff Girls, where she is the "joy and laughter" of the superhero trio, characterized by her sweet, innocent, and bubbly personality, but also capable of surprising aggression.
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Your hero's children indulge their dumb dad at the Brooks catsup water tower in Collinsville
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: The Old Man and the Sea Hag
Sea Hag pulls a lever to open a trap door underneath Poopdeck Pappy
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It's Haywood from "Shawshank", delighting in the name of the author below
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It's Kim Mulkey, crouching on a basketball court wearing white pants and an understated multicolored jacket with pink fringe
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Excuse me. I'd like to request $17 for a push-broom rebristling.
It's C. Montgomery Burns standing next to a broom-wielding Hans Moleman, formerly of "Moleman in the Morning"
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I got stung by a fuckass wasp while mowing but like 5 minutes later the universe gave me this 🦋🌸 #gardening #flowerreport #bloomscrolling
An eastern tiger swallowtail (Papilio glaucous)  enjoys some garden phlox (Phlox paniculata)
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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boosain bolt thrower 👻 @thiccofferman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
What the fuck is Zach Neto's problem
This dickhead on the Angels, right, is wearing his uniform pants gathered above the knee like an asshole
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