Reposted by They/ThempressHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor 03544745
They/Thempress @theythem.press · 29/09/2026credit to @chiptune.gay for making this joke in my DMs 020
They/Thempress @theythem.press · 29/09/2026After Colony 195 (-1 year pre-HRT) vs After Colony 198 (2 years HRT) 1218
Reposted by They/Thempresschelsea bridge @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026thank a trans person today for being in your life while surviving in the face of a world that would prefer we didn't 8771234
They/Thempress @theythem.press · 29/09/2026"just be yourself!" a finger on the monkey's paw curls 0254
They/Thempress @theythem.press · 29/09/2026this is honestly the highest compliment i could receive 110
They/Thempress @theythem.press · 29/09/2026i showed a draft of this post to my wife and she just rolled her eyes and walked away, which is how i knew it was gonna be a banger. 0260
Reposted by They/Thempressmayaaaaaaa! @punknpixels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026why are you trans? wrong answers only a girl bit me during sex under a full moon and thus just started happening 1161
They/Thempress @theythem.press · 29/09/2026Why are you trans? Wrong answers only i misheard everyone talking about autistic people being happier when they stopped masc-ing 99315
Reposted by They/Thempresserratrix @chiptune.gay · 27/09/2026@missatombomb.bsky.social got me the lego minecraft fox for my birthday, so i made a little #gameboycamera stop motion gif of it. (also who knows how bsky is going to handle a gif that's 128x122 haha) 24313
They/Thempress @theythem.press · 27/09/2026Dennis Reynolds-ass sex parties istfgstatic.klipy.comAlways SunnyAlt: Always Sunny in Philadelphia clip of Dennis explaining “but the thing is that she’s not gonna say no, she would never say no, because of the implication” 170
They/Thempress @theythem.press · 27/09/2026to be clear, i don't care how people decide to get their freak on in their spare time. that's none of my concern. have fun, be safe, etc. my issue lies solely with the inherently coercive nature of literally mixing business with pleasure. 0693
They/Thempress @theythem.press · 27/09/2026consent is impossible when you mix career networking and sex together in a social space. the inherent power differentials extant in such an environment muddies the waters of consent to the point of complete opacity. how do you say "no" to someone who has the power to make or break your career? 630556
They/Thempress @theythem.press · 27/09/2026"I'm just a little guy, c'mon you wouldn't be suspicious of a little guy surveilling your every word and action, it's my birthday, you wouldn't try and ban a little guy from public venues on his birthday, would ya?!" 0120
They/Thempress @theythem.press · 26/09/2026i have a crush on Erratrixstatic.klipy.comI Am Spartacus! Iconic Movie SceneAlt: I Am Spartacus! Scene in GIF format 190
They/Thempress @theythem.press · 25/09/2026increasingly, i'm finding that the problem isn't people saying "no" when u ask for opportunities u don't feel u deserve. the problem is that they say "yes" way more often than you'd anticipate 070
They/Thempress @theythem.press · 25/09/2026there she goes again, chasing cars that she has absolutely no business catching 0110
They/Thempress @theythem.press · 25/09/2026Monopoly was meant to be played in such a way so as to guarantee that the people playing with you will never want to play again. 020
They/Thempress @theythem.press · 25/09/2026don't listen to the haters: the shapes in our hearts can be whatever dimensions we want 120
Reposted by They/Thempresserratrix @chiptune.gay · 25/09/2026been a couple months since the last one and there was only one message in that one I didn't like. let's go. anything's fair game. AMA ngl.link/erratrixngl.linkAnonymous messages!Anonymous messages! 032
They/Thempress @theythem.press · 24/09/2026criminally underrated place to get delicious caffeinated abominations. 020
Reposted by They/ThempressThey/Thempress @theythem.press · 24/09/2026explaining Warhound and Girl Frame to my lovely wife, who overheard my friend and me chatting and asked us why a couple of gringos were talking about Mexsploitation. 1296
They/Thempress @theythem.press · 24/09/2026explaining Warhound and Girl Frame to my lovely wife, who overheard my friend and me chatting and asked us why a couple of gringos were talking about Mexsploitation. 1296
Reposted by They/Thempresserratrix @chiptune.gay · 21/09/2026not saying which of my moots this is for, but it's for one of my moots. 1232
Reposted by They/Thempresserratrix @chiptune.gay · 20/09/2026they're also an opportunity to dress up, which is also important for my mental and emotional health 5484
Reposted by They/ThempressDonutShoes🍩👟 @donutshoes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Chiptune is an environmentally conscious medium - we save game boys from becoming landfill. We're also a scene committed to human rights and protection of marginalized communities (see: many many chiptune charity comps), why throw that away to the energy guzzling + air pollution industry? 1604
Reposted by They/ThempressThey/Thempress @theythem.press · 15/09/2026is she a boy? is she a girl? nobody can seem to agree! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but everyone CAN agree that she’s hot, and by golly the goalpost certainly looks better there, wouldn’t you agree? 3466
They/Thempress @theythem.press · 15/09/2026is she a boy? is she a girl? nobody can seem to agree! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but everyone CAN agree that she’s hot, and by golly the goalpost certainly looks better there, wouldn’t you agree? 3466
They/Thempress @theythem.press · 14/09/2026as an autistic dog, i definitely prefer my current state to having rabies imho 0140
Reposted by They/ThempressDoc Impossible @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026For the return of Stained Glass Woman, join us and read about the internal Tug of War that's going on when reaction formation drives us to reject the things we want the very most--and also, on a bit more of a personal journey of coming-out. stainedglasswoman.substack.com/p/tug-of-warstainedglasswoman.substack.comTug of WarWhat's going on when we reject what we want the most 45714
Reposted by They/ThempressProxy 👾🐱 @proxyglitchcat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I think if you look at me and think “sir” you should eat knives, if you say it out loud you should eat more knives 1361
They/Thempress @theythem.press · 12/09/2026i personally enjoy MM better, but it def still has similar pain points to OoT. the 3DS remaster does alleviate some of those issues. i imagine at some point they’ll remake it like they’re doing for OoT. if they do, i hope they pick a different art style tho (they won’t, but i hope) 010
They/Thempress @theythem.press · 12/09/2026you’d probably enjoy it. for many reasons, but most of all bc i know we share a yearning. to feel the moon come down from the heavens to kiss our sweet lips and crush our vulnerable bodies beneath her weight. to watch the sunrise dance with the flames of obliterating, atmospheric friction. 220