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Hot Powerful Deranged Bald Woman Gender Cryptid | she/her i’m not a puppygirl. i’m a grown-ass, working dogwoman. This is an unprofessional account.

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 29/09/2026
credit to @chiptune.gay for making this joke in my DMs
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 29/09/2026
After Colony 195 (-1 year pre-HRT) vs After Colony 198 (2 years HRT)
Heero Yuy from Gundam Wing scowling, tense, dead-eyedNoa Izumi from Patlabor, smiling, playful, confident
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chelsea bridge @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thank a trans person today for being in your life while surviving in the face of a world that would prefer we didn't
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 29/09/2026
"just be yourself!" a finger on the monkey's paw curls
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 29/09/2026
insanely good fit. you look incredible.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 29/09/2026
same same same
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 29/09/2026
this is honestly the highest compliment i could receive
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 28/09/2026
mornin’ dolls 💙💙💙
a femme person taking a selfie. she’s a wearing a black t-shirt with a glitchy design with a blue jacket over it. a flight tag attached to the jacket says “prepare to dogfight!”
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 29/09/2026
i showed a draft of this post to my wife and she just rolled her eyes and walked away, which is how i knew it was gonna be a banger.
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mayaaaaaaa! @punknpixels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why are you trans? wrong answers only a girl bit me during sex under a full moon and thus just started happening
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 29/09/2026
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only i misheard everyone talking about autistic people being happier when they stopped masc-ing
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 28/09/2026
mornin' Franbb ☺️
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 28/09/2026
hi!! good morning! ☺️ hope ur day is lovely
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 28/09/2026
mornin’ dolls 💙💙💙
a femme person taking a selfie. she’s a wearing a black t-shirt with a glitchy design with a blue jacket over it. a flight tag attached to the jacket says “prepare to dogfight!”
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erratrix @chiptune.gay · 27/09/2026
@missatombomb.bsky.social got me the lego minecraft fox for my birthday, so i made a little #gameboycamera stop motion gif of it. (also who knows how bsky is going to handle a gif that's 128x122 haha)
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 27/09/2026
Dennis Reynolds-ass sex parties istfg
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Always Sunny
Alt: Always Sunny in Philadelphia clip of Dennis explaining “but the thing is that she’s not gonna say no, she would never say no, because of the implication”
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 27/09/2026
to be clear, i don't care how people decide to get their freak on in their spare time. that's none of my concern. have fun, be safe, etc. my issue lies solely with the inherently coercive nature of literally mixing business with pleasure.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 27/09/2026
consent is impossible when you mix career networking and sex together in a social space. the inherent power differentials extant in such an environment muddies the waters of consent to the point of complete opacity. how do you say "no" to someone who has the power to make or break your career?
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 27/09/2026
"I'm just a little guy, c'mon you wouldn't be suspicious of a little guy surveilling your every word and action, it's my birthday, you wouldn't try and ban a little guy from public venues on his birthday, would ya?!"
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 27/09/2026
urge to grib
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 26/09/2026
i have a crush on Erratrix
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I Am Spartacus! Iconic Movie Scene
Alt: I Am Spartacus! Scene in GIF format
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 25/09/2026
increasingly, i'm finding that the problem isn't people saying "no" when u ask for opportunities u don't feel u deserve. the problem is that they say "yes" way more often than you'd anticipate
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 25/09/2026
there she goes again, chasing cars that she has absolutely no business catching
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 25/09/2026
Monopoly was meant to be played in such a way so as to guarantee that the people playing with you will never want to play again.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 25/09/2026
i'm just here for the geometric vibes
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 25/09/2026
don't listen to the haters: the shapes in our hearts can be whatever dimensions we want
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erratrix @chiptune.gay · 25/09/2026
been a couple months since the last one and there was only one message in that one I didn't like. let's go. anything's fair game. AMA ngl.link/erratrix
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Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 25/09/2026
that’s my secret, Cap. i’m always becoming
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 24/09/2026
criminally underrated place to get delicious caffeinated abominations.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 24/09/2026
explaining Warhound and Girl Frame to my lovely wife, who overheard my friend and me chatting and asked us why a couple of gringos were talking about Mexsploitation.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 24/09/2026
explaining Warhound and Girl Frame to my lovely wife, who overheard my friend and me chatting and asked us why a couple of gringos were talking about Mexsploitation.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 22/09/2026
banger post
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erratrix @chiptune.gay · 22/09/2026
the exterior of a drawer with a faceplate on it labeled "dollmaking supplies"the interior of a drawer. inside: a box of estradiol valerate, a syringe, an 18 and 23 gauge needle, two meijer brand alcohol swabs, a single 200mg progesterone pill, a bottle of progesterone cream, and tucked in the back, a paperback copy of warhound
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 22/09/2026
on that boymoder-to-bodymodder pipeline fr fr
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erratrix @chiptune.gay · 21/09/2026
not saying which of my moots this is for, but it's for one of my moots.
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erratrix @chiptune.gay · 20/09/2026
they're also an opportunity to dress up, which is also important for my mental and emotional health
a chubby, pale, middle-aged, bespectacled woman with long light green hair. she's wearing a long sleeve black mesh shirt, black bra, black skirt, and a black leather chest harness.
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江川仮名子🔞🔰10月25日インテ @ekawakanako.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
W遊戯(女体化)
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DonutShoes🍩👟 @donutshoes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Chiptune is an environmentally conscious medium - we save game boys from becoming landfill. We're also a scene committed to human rights and protection of marginalized communities (see: many many chiptune charity comps), why throw that away to the energy guzzling + air pollution industry?
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 16/09/2026
a femme person taking a selfie on a rainy parking structure. she’s wearing a black yugioh shirt, black hat, and a black windbreaker jacket with a “service dog” patch on it. her earrings today are old beige computer monitors with the windows do default wallpaper
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 16/09/2026
a femme person taking a selfie on a rainy parking structure. she’s wearing a black yugioh shirt, black hat, and a black windbreaker jacket with a “service dog” patch on it. her earrings today are old beige computer monitors with the windows do default wallpaper
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 15/09/2026
extremely funny to watch it throw them off balance.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 15/09/2026
is she a boy? is she a girl? nobody can seem to agree! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but everyone CAN agree that she’s hot, and by golly the goalpost certainly looks better there, wouldn’t you agree?
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 15/09/2026
is she a boy? is she a girl? nobody can seem to agree! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but everyone CAN agree that she’s hot, and by golly the goalpost certainly looks better there, wouldn’t you agree?
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 14/09/2026
as an autistic dog, i definitely prefer my current state to having rabies imho
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Doc Impossible @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
For the return of Stained Glass Woman, join us and read about the internal Tug of War that's going on when reaction formation drives us to reject the things we want the very most--and also, on a bit more of a personal journey of coming-out. stainedglasswoman.substack.com/p/tug-of-war
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Tug of War
What's going on when we reject what we want the most
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Proxy 👾🐱 @proxyglitchcat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think if you look at me and think “sir” you should eat knives, if you say it out loud you should eat more knives
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 12/09/2026
i personally enjoy MM better, but it def still has similar pain points to OoT. the 3DS remaster does alleviate some of those issues. i imagine at some point they’ll remake it like they’re doing for OoT. if they do, i hope they pick a different art style tho (they won’t, but i hope)
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 12/09/2026
the dungeon design and music is also top-notch.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 12/09/2026
you’d probably enjoy it. for many reasons, but most of all bc i know we share a yearning. to feel the moon come down from the heavens to kiss our sweet lips and crush our vulnerable bodies beneath her weight. to watch the sunrise dance with the flames of obliterating, atmospheric friction.
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