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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 21h
After Colony 195 (-1 year pre-HRT) vs After Colony 198 (2 years HRT)
Heero Yuy from Gundam Wing scowling, tense, dead-eyedNoa Izumi from Patlabor, smiling, playful, confident
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 28/09/2026
mornin’ dolls 💙💙💙
a femme person taking a selfie. she’s a wearing a black t-shirt with a glitchy design with a blue jacket over it. a flight tag attached to the jacket says “prepare to dogfight!”
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 16/09/2026
a femme person taking a selfie on a rainy parking structure. she’s wearing a black yugioh shirt, black hat, and a black windbreaker jacket with a “service dog” patch on it. her earrings today are old beige computer monitors with the windows do default wallpaper
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 12/09/2026
feeling the urge to play majora’s mask again. despite its age, it remains my favorite Zelda game i dig a story about finding meaning in the small, intimate moments before the world ends about helping others, even if it won’t stop the sky from crashing down these days, the moon looms ever larger.
the couple in clock town at the end of the third day. they look to link as they say “we shall greet the morning…together”
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 11/09/2026
starting my yearly listen Album: News at 11 Artist: Cat System Corp Geometric Lullaby Records Picture Disk LP
a vinyl record player with a picture disc on it, with side A depicting the NYC skyline with the twin towers. the album cover sits behind it: a glossy, low rez close up of the american flag with the words “news at 11” on it
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 01/09/2026
the whole review is an exercise in Missing the Damned Point, but this is particularly egregious.
Also, there's a line that Billy says at one point, something to the effect of "you missed what those movies were about: flesh and fluid," which I agree with. But if you're going to say that, use really good-looking practicals for your gore!

Riley: Haha, right, what does it mean to make this whole big sexy thing out of slasher stuff but then not have the slasher stuff be... particularly sexy?

Chris: The sex scenes suck! I like sex scenes too! 

Riley: I think that for me, personally, sex isn't that interesting, and so when Kris is like "ah my big sex hangup!" I'm like... "yeah, sex is weird, whatever." But I mean good for Kris ending up with Gillian Anderson and having a whole big sex and blood thing, like that's fun!

Chris: I think that's part of why I'm frustrated. I also had a huge crush on Gillian Anderson as a kid, and working that out on the big screen with Einbinder should work on paper! I agree with the impulse, I just dislike the execution.  

Riley: Yeah, I thought if you're gonna do "weird relationship to media," I Saw The TV Glow did it in a way that felt a lot more relatable and affecting to me.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 01/09/2026
POV: what u see when i'm asked to present my ID to u.
a screenshot from yugioh depicting yugi standing at a counter and a computer monitor with yugi's duelist profile, including a picture of yami yugi scowling.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 31/08/2026
it was so lovely to see all my favorite queers at #ypsipride today
a femme wearing a black hat and a ripped black crop top with a sticker on it that reads “born, raised, and slaughtered in the united states.” her eyeshadow is in pinks and blues that compliment her purple choker necklace
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 30/08/2026
screenshot from the people’s joker of
one of the best recurring gags, where they mention a famous person and then say “you know, before the unpleasantness, of course”
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 28/08/2026
a summit forbidden by decorum and docent
a bit of ceiling/wall in one of the galleries at the cleveland museum of art
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 28/08/2026
a lens refracting her refracted lignt
the meeting of several panels of glass at the cleveland museum of art on a rainy day. the sky thru the panels on one side are grey; the sky is more blue on the other side.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 26/08/2026
an illustration of a knife with red text arcing around it that reads “I wasn’t always this hostile”
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 24/08/2026
angry goose meme. top panel: how is cis hrt different?

bottom pannel: how is it different motherfucker?!
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 22/08/2026
crawled thru a fireplace and found this wild little shrine. weird store. i like it.
a candlelit nook filled with christian idols and paintings. a femme in a black button up shirt and black beanie posing in the previously pictured hidden shrine
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 21/08/2026
so true, women’s bathroom wall bestie
black ink graffiti on an orange wall that reads “Octavia Butler was right”
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 19/08/2026
gonna have to sue someone for violating my trademark.
a vending machine sign that says “The Donut Trap”
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 17/08/2026
grass touching has intensified into water touching.
a femme in green hiking pants and a black jacket stands in front of a waterfall, in a picture taken at ground level, looking up
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 16/08/2026
cha girl is touching grass and gravel and dirt. first day hiking glacier went exceedingly well.
a femme wearing green hiking pants, a black/neon green cyberdog sports brac and a black baseball cap with a sun on it, posing next to the clearest water you’ve ever seen.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 14/08/2026
post a meme made by you it’s a stupid shitpost for a niche audience and idk i think it’s hilarious.
the album cover for Anamanaguchi’s “Dawn Metropolis,” but i replaced the band name with the word “Autogynophilia” in the same font.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 13/08/2026
the “E” in “Dr. E. Gadd” stands for “estrogen”
a picture of dr e gadd wielding the Poultergust 3000 from linguini’s mansion
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 04/08/2026
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A selfie of a femme in a black yugioh t-shirt and a black beanie that says "CLOCKED" on it.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 04/08/2026
evil? evil, you say? now what would possibly give you that impression?
a bald femme wearing a sleeveless dress with a black, layered collar that frames her chest tattoos. her face and head are covered in black glyphs
a bald femme wearing a simple black wrap dress, spiked pauldrons, and temp tattoos on her face and neck that look like spreading corruptiona bald femme posing for a selfie in a black dress with a fur coat over it and snake earringsa bald femme in a black cloak with crescent moons on it, deep black lipstick, toxic green eyeshadow, and cute lil skull potion earrings
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 01/08/2026
Posting late bc of time dilation: Gen Con Day 2: got my first opportunity to play Girl Frame, finally. it was everything i’d hoped it would be, and i’m going to make it my local gaming group’s problem.
a bald, femme person wearing a crop with suspenders, a flight suit tied off at the waist, and a cute lil charm on her necklace. the word “[Prototype]” is still tattooed on her head from yesterday.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 31/07/2026
Gen Con Day 1: AI/Robot LARP was fun as hell. 10/10, would play again.
a bald femme in a purple bodysuit with teal accents, with a black/teal cropped shrug over it. her head is tattooed with the word “PROTOTYPE”a photo taken earlier in the day, depicting the back of her head, covered in circuitry tattoos that go down the back of her neck, past her shoulders. the back of her head is labeled with “humanoid machine”, some small text, and a QR code
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 29/07/2026
last-minute flourish to a mostly complete costume for Gen Con. wish they had a thinner typeface but it’s readable enough for now.
a silver dog collar charm shaped like a bone, engraved with the words:

if found call:
out to the
heavens, and
beg for mercy
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 26/07/2026
there’s a reason that so many of us choose the name Cassandra
Evelyn De Morgan’s painting of Cassandra of Troy, tearing at her hair as the city burns.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 25/07/2026
QTP yourself being a hot girl in a dress 🔥👗
a bald, femme person in a black dress with semi-transparent, sheer sleeves that show off her ink. she’s adorned in steel earrings and necklace.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 07/07/2026
it doesn't get better. trust me.
the "first time, huh?" meme with james franco with a noose around his neck, with the Silent's mask poorly photoshopped over his head.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 29/06/2026
marginally less exhausted today, dubs in the chat
a femme person in a ripped crop tank top, heavy metal chain jewelry, and a black headscarf.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 25/06/2026
fox, general pepper needs u to take some billionaires on this mission. i don’t know man, he didn’t say why. no, it’s not in the mission notes but he totally said it at the briefing. y’all heard general pepper say that right? nah, take out some torpedoes to make room. we don’t need that many.
a screenshot from star fox of fox and slippy looking at a render of the OceanGate blue marine, with a caption that reads:

i’ve been developing a prototype submersible. it’s exactly what we need for this sort of mission”
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 23/06/2026
what’s the matter babe, you’ve barely touched your Mountain Dewnut™
an unnervingly bright green mountain dew donut. it tasted like lime. not bad.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 22/06/2026
4.
a femme person in black jeans and black buttoned up short sleeve shirt and a black beanie.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 21/06/2026
wedding in the woods. might flirt with a cryptid
a femme in a black dress with a loose fabric bow in the front. she’s wearing a gold necklace and a black head scarf
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 18/06/2026
it’s beyond brave of konami, announcing an experimental submersible that implodes immediately upon summon (taking an opponent’s monster with it) on the anniversary of the OceanGate incident.
Submersible Battle-Assist Robot

LINK-2 WATER Machine/Link/Effect

800 ATK

2 Machine monsters

If this card is Link Summoned: You can target 1 monster your opponent controls; destroy it and this card, then you can Special Summon 1 Machine monster with 1600 or less ATK from your GY, except a WATER monster. If this card is banished: You can add 1 Machine monster whose ATK equals its DEF from your Deck to your hand. You can only use each effect of "Submersible Battle-Assist Robot" once per turn. You cannot Special Summon the turn you activate either of this card's effects, except Machine monsters.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 17/06/2026
showing this to my surgeon
a screenshot from Yugioh depicting a large demon with a dragon...uh... protruding from his groin. No idea what it's called. Red-Eyes Bad Dragon or something idfk
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 11/06/2026
mornin’, dolls 🖤
a femme person wearing a black button up short sleeved blouse, black headscarf, and steel jewelry, talking a selfie on a beautiful morning
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 09/06/2026
ok ya, i’m gonna be able to do some cool things with this
a femme in a black zip up shirt and a black 3D printed helmet with a mesh face covering that only slightly obscures her face
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 06/06/2026
beep and also, if i may boop.
a bald, femme person wearing a black crop top and white pants. she has silver panel line and circuit tattoos on her neck and face and her eyes are purple and green
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 02/06/2026
doll metropolis
Anamanaguchi's album cover for "Dawn Metropolis," except the band name has been changed to "Autogynophilia"
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 01/06/2026
need to find a good costume for these contacts.
a femme person in a red tank top and black beanie taking a selfie. she has android eye cosplay contacts in
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 29/05/2026
did a little cosplay shoot inspired by @kallidorarho.bsky.social a while ago with @chiptune.gay kinda wild what you can do with a little makeup and lighting and a Soviet VKK flight suit.
a bald femme in a flight suit worn off the shoulder being held tight by a hand firmly placed on her skull, pressing her against the body of a woman in a military style jacket pulling a leash taught a bald femme with a gash across her cheek stares up at the woman in a military style jacket pulling her leash, a boot firmly placed on the bald femme’s thigh as she kneels on the ground
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 12/05/2026
i got myself a booster box as a “congrats on surviving the semester” treat. i, uh. holy shit. i got the chase card 😳
the chase card for Yugioh Rarity Collection V: starlight rare overframe Mirrorjade The Iceblade Dragon, set against a playmat depicting maxamillion pegasus towering over toon world
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 08/05/2026
calling the card removal option “HRT” the way it keeps getting more expensive to shrink my deck
the shop screen from slay the spire 2
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 25/04/2026
seto kaiba, eat ur fuckin’ heart out.
a bald femme wearing a black dress with gold zippers with a big fuckoff silver coat with a big, dramatic collar. her necklace, earrings, and nose ring are all matching silver.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 25/04/2026
it’s a niche and very situational trap, but if it works even once, it’ll be worth the effort. was considering splashing in a K9 sub-engine but i didn’t want to sacrifice performance for the bit. (credit to @fraumarigold.bsky.social for the token art)
a pink and teal deck box with a cutout frame to display a card, which is instead displaying a miniature cover for Warhound. sticking out of the deck box is a custom holo Sky Striker Ace Token with art depicting the handler and a mech on it. two cards from the deck flank the token: Surgical Stiker HAMP and Sky Striker Ace - Roze
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 20/04/2026
i'm gonna miss coat weather when it's gone.
a bald femme posing for a selfie, wearing a black dress with a silver coat over it.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 11/04/2026
mornin’ dolls
a femme person taking a selfie in a kitchen. she’s wearing a maroon t-shirt with the wherlegig logo on it and a black beanie
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 31/03/2026
some visibility for my fellow bald baddies.
a bald woman posing for a selfie in a black dress with semi-transparent sleeves. her eyes are painted proudly in our colors.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 20/03/2026
i've been considering what deck i want to start using and thought about going sky strikers for the vibes. then i realized i could get custom card sleeves printed for this deck, and while i rly should splash in some K9 cards for maximum effect, i'm excited to fluster some dolls at the next locals.
The Yugioh card "Prototype Sky Striker Ace - Amatsu," a sky striker link monster that depicts a giant white mechaThe Yugioh card "Surgical Striker - H.A.M.P.," a sky striker effect monster that depicts a giant black and red mecha standing ominously among flamesThe Yugioh card "Sky Striker Ace - Raye," a sky striker effect monster that depicts a blonde mech pilot in a black and white dress wielding a red sword.The Yugioh card "Sky Striker Ace - Roze," a sky striker effect monster that depicts a mech pilot in a black, military-style dress and cap, wielding a big, red sword.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 11/03/2026
yes, m'lord, my shoulders do indeed make a fine perch to survey your kingdom. worry not about the toiling of your faithful subject, your path across her shoulders is ordained by the gods and above all reproach. yes, your majesty, i brushed for a full 60 seconds, thank you for your kind concern.
an orange cat doing orange cat things: perched on the shoulders of a femme in a gold ski jacket and red Wehrlegig t-shirt and a black hat that says "CLOCKED" on it.
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