Théx-Bömb @thexbomb.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Still a distinct lack of racist paedophiles on here. Do better. 060
Théx-Bömb @thexbomb.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Got a potentially era defining idea… A gloryhole… but you get a vol-au-vent. 🤩🤩🤩 020
Théx-Bömb @thexbomb.bsky.social · 07/07/2025I have not had a beer for a whole week because my body is a temple and it’s been #legday but I have just opened a beer as a treat and my god it’s got me #damp 160
Théx-Bömb @thexbomb.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Need someone to feed an AI tart everything that’s ever been screened on ITV3. Keep the genre alive. Imagine a whole new 90s detective drama infused with New Tricks and Taggart.media.tenor.coma palmolive shampoo bottle is being shredded in a machineALT: a palmolive shampoo bottle is being shredded in a machine 200
Théx-Bömb @thexbomb.bsky.social · 05/07/2025LonkedOn is amazing at the moment. Some of the most nauseating and desperate engagement-bait I’ve seen potentially ever. Incredibly unenjoyable for all parties. 10/10 🤩🤩🤩 240
Théx-Bömb @thexbomb.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Having a minor operation today and my surgeon is called Dr. Anil. 🤗🤗🤗 150
Théx-Bömb @thexbomb.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Got a brand new pack of seafood sticks, turned the tele on and it’s New Tricks followed by Spooks. That’s all my luck for the year in one fell swoop. 😍😍😍 040
Théx-Bömb @thexbomb.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Another day, another dollar* *potentially unsalvageable tshirt 041
Théx-Bömb @thexbomb.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Just caught sight of myself in a reflection, doing an excellent new lean. Didn’t even know I had it in me. Great form meets effortlessly blasé. Exquisite. 🤩🤩🤩 020
Théx-Bömb @thexbomb.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Went to Morley’s for some wings and it unsurprisingly turned out to be the least refreshing meal. 🥵🥵🥵 020
Théx-Bömb @thexbomb.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Been treating the families of Greenwich park to a masterclass in drinking #CANS today. I have been an exquisite specimen. 10/10 Namaste. 🧘🧘🧘 280
Théx-Bömb @thexbomb.bsky.social · 27/06/2025I’ve been at a conference all day except it was creative, so they called it a festival, because everyone is unbearable. 🤗🤗🤗 090
Théx-Bömb @thexbomb.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Did a 50/50 mix of barbecue sauce and Cholula hot sauce this evening for my #NUGGETS and it was a triumph. 😍😍😍 280
Théx-Bömb @thexbomb.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Iran breaking a ceasefire at the same time I buy some radishes that now turn out to be soft… Coincidence?!! 😡😡😡 141
Théx-Bömb @thexbomb.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Hope you’ve all pressed your #SLACKS in preparation for monYAY. 😇😇😇 120
Théx-Bömb @thexbomb.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Ooooh! One step closer to a nuclear winter. 😍😍😍media.tenor.coma woman stands in a field with her arms outstretched in front of mountainsALT: a woman stands in a field with her arms outstretched in front of mountains 030
Théx-Bömb @thexbomb.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Perfect weather to sit in a lovely dark shop conversion pub and scroll LinkedIn. 🤩🤩🤩 030
Théx-Bömb @thexbomb.bsky.social · 21/06/2025This red hot peasant wagon is doing nothing for my #SPUDS 020
Théx-Bömb @thexbomb.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Got a surprisingly moist #GUSSET and it’s only 10am. 🤠🤠🤠 010
Théx-Bömb @thexbomb.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Mâns in Burgess Hill. Lock up your nanas, The Barnet™️ is in town. 😎😎😎 020
Théx-Bömb @thexbomb.bsky.social · 18/06/2025I’m going to Brighton tomorrow on a jolly and am planning on being pretty horrible to my body. 🤩🤩🤩 130
Théx-Bömb @thexbomb.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Thank the Lord for highstreet lager on days like this. Namaste. 🧘🧘🧘 140
Théx-Bömb @thexbomb.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Eating a red Peperami before the dentist because if I’m paying £75, you are not allowed to enjoy a moment, you thieving little turd (with nice teeth). 🥳🥳🥳 040
Reposted by Théx-BömbChristina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 17/06/2025When I was young they kept innovating around tea bags. Every ad was look, we've made them round. Look, we've made them a pyramid. Now they've just stopped. This isn't the future I was promised. 3024415
Théx-Bömb @thexbomb.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Went for a nice Father’s Day lunch. Mum got hammered and shit herself. Namaste. 🧘🧘🧘 1130
Théx-Bömb @thexbomb.bsky.social · 14/06/2025I’m in a church hall at a kid’s birthday party #notapaedophile and one of the mums has a LinkedIn water bottle. Saturday is the new Monday. Absolutely in awe of this woman. What a power play. 🤣🤣🤣 291
