Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Today I was two hours into my work day when I realized I had a 5" scrap of fabric in my hair. Fabric is the new cat hair. 010
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Twice this week I have seen cars with stickers that say "louder than your girlfriend last night" and why are men like this 100
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 30/04/2025ynab is so bad now and it makes me sad because we have loved and used it for so long. 000
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 30/04/2025It's the last day of the month and we can't log in to our bank and all our company does is send money, this is going to be such a great day, send pizza. 000
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Sent an email to a few coworkers asking for their postcard junk mail and when I explained to my boss that it was for a sewing project in which I need a zillion paper hexagons to cover in fabric and sew, he said, "Why are you doing this to yourself? Do you like suffering?" 100
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 24/04/2025The only answer for me is the peanut butter heaven candy from Disneyland. It's been gone probably ten years and I still complain about it being gone every time we are there. I will continue to complain because it was the best thing on this godforsaken planet. GET WITH THE PROGRAM DISNEYLAND 020
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 24/04/2025I've had Say No More Mon Amour stuck in my head all morning which is weird because Rex Manning day was like two weeks ago? 000
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 16/04/2025I ordered a sewing cabinet then instantly cancelled it to get a better one. Better one arrived, Todd put it together, it's great and I love it. Then the first one (confirmed to be cancelled) arrived at our home and the company seems to have no urgency in getting it back. The one I didn't pay for. 110
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Having to give additional taxes to the IRS today feels like such an insult to injury at this point. 000
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 14/04/2025My mother just called me, absolutely panicked. "DID YOU FEEL IT?!?!" "Yes." "I DIDN'T FEEL ANYTHING!!!!!" "Then why are you panicking?" "I don't know, I was outside and this alert came on my phone and I thought someone died or stole a child or something." At least I come by it naturally. 010
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 11/04/2025A pig in a tiny cowboy hat is probably the best thing you will see in your life. 010
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 05/04/2025I'm obsessed with the guy who works at the costco car wash because his name is TANK. Every time I go there I want to just ask him what is life like when your name is TANK. 010
Reposted by AndriaITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 03/04/2025We need Ted Rack more than ever right now. 125950
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 27/03/2025When I checked out one of the offending staff was not pleasant so I acted as useless as possible asking the nurse to confirm everything repeatedly and double-check my meds and schedule and then this morning I called and did it again. She was not happy. I might do it again tomorrow, I don't know. 110
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Yesterday while a doctor was cutting nefarious cells out of my lip, the nurse said, "You know, we gotta do something about the disrespect." I immediately panicked because I was assertive in my demand that the doctor fix it then and there rather than sending something to a lab. 100
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I saw a video of Amanda Seyfried singing California and thought OH I WANT TO LISTEN TO JONI MITCHELL BUT IT WILL MAKE ME SO EMOTIONAL AT WORK, I SHOULDN'T and then I did anyway and like forty seconds into Both Sides Now I'm sobbing at my desk. TGIF. 101
Reposted by AndriaMr. Buddy @alexfirer.bsky.social · 06/03/2025I will do everything in my power to make sure this guy is never elected again. Here’s a form where you can tell him you will do the same. www.gov.ca.govgov.ca.govGovernor of CaliforniaThe official website of California Governor Gavin Newsom. Read how the Governor, his administration, and the First Partner are working toward a California for All. 125082
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 01/03/2025The people in front of us at Disneyland are complaining about having to wait in line to get in and I don’t want to be the one to tell them this is going to be 70% of their day. 020
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Gene Hackman was a great actor, but his best on-screen performance was when he happened to be at his local diner when Guy Fieri and DDD showed up and Hackman was like “Yeah we love this place and also WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR.” 010
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Also I was at CVS to stare overwhelmed at hair styling products because I want to look cute at a wedding on Saturday and I wish someone would just say BUY THIS because I have no idea what I'm doing? Someone come make me look like this: 100
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Watched an old guy lose his shit at CVS and every time he got angry that he kept getting prompts on the POS, the employee was like "You clicked yes to get more information" and the guy screamed at him about propaganda while his wife stared on, then he stormed out and yelled all the way to his car. 100
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Happy anniversary of the day the monorail went over my wedding, featuring @toddjohnson.boats 020
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 19/02/2025On a related note, am I about to sign up for a knitted chicken class? 000
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Does the pattern come with the yarn because WILL BUY. 120
Reposted by AndriaJames Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 18/02/2025I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes 10196199215001
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I’m a point and laugh gal myself, but this is also effective. 010
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Saw '227k' in an email and today is the day I learned I still know every word to the 227 theme song. 210
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Cool to live in a time where a guy who eats roadkill by choice is making health decisions for America.media.tenor.coma muscular man is playing a guitar in front of an american flag .ALT: a muscular man is playing a guitar in front of an american flag . 010
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Today #1 boss told me, "You know what, Andria, you know a lot more than people give you credit for." Feeling PRETTY GOOD. 020
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 01/02/2025“With Or Without You” just came on at my sewing class and every woman over fifty went to A Place. 041
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Did I Take My ADHD Med Or Not is my least favorite Andria’s Wonky Brain game. 140
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Walked by a crusty old dude standing on the street drinking a tall can and ABSOLUTELY EXPERIENCING I'm Like A Bird by Nelly Furtado. 010
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 17/01/2025This morning I was talking to a nurse and she called me babe and that felt a little casual from someone who was instructing me on peeing in a cup. 120
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Last night I dreamed I was on a date with John Taylor (who I've had a crush on since 1983) and after he met my family he was like, "You seem cool, but NO." My family ruins everything. 100
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I don't know what anyone on here is talking about today, and I'm fine with that. 010
Andria @thewowmonster.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Today I met a big fluffy boy named RUBEN. The moment I walked out of Trader Joe's we locked eyes and I looked at his guy and said, "I think I need to pet your dog. Can I pet your dog?" And he was like, "Yeah, sure." I petted the dog but we didn't make any conversation so it got weird and I left. 000
