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Tyler Conium @tylerconium.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Ohhh boy going to be a fun one today! The Oilers tie the series at 2 in overtime. Join myself & @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social‬ LIVE at 3pm for @BettingPros.bsky.social to discuss where it goes from here. Also our best picks and props which keep on cashing! 📺 twitch.tv/fantasypros

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Four years ago, I bought my nephews jerseys that totally didn't fit. And now here they are. It's our year. #LetsGoOilers

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

I used to think the biggest crime was to be boring so at least 2025 has taught me that I can be super wrong and stupid

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

After a long hard day of yelling at everything, real and imagined, and running 453 wind sprints, one must rest.

I finally found the pause button on Ellie the raptor dog.

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BettingPros @bettingpros.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

It was a nice night for NHL player props on Monday, and @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social has more PLUS MONEY options for Tuesday night 💰⬇️ www.bettingpros.com/articles/nhl...

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NHL Player Prop Bet Odds, Picks & Projections: Tuesday (3/18)

Find out which plus-money NHL player prop bets to target on tonight's slate.

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Manny Machado has hit 28 or more home runs every year since 2015 (save for 2020). And yet, I seemingly never draft him. I love the weird quirks my fantasy brain comes up with on draft day. /does not love weird quirks...

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ALT: a baseball player swings at a pitch in front of a sungod sign

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

couple of really nice matchups tonight and Nylander is a five-star goals option on the BettingPros prop bet cheat sheet, which has been HOT of late. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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NHL Player Prop Bet Odds, Picks & Projections: Monday (12/2)

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

the key to betting on hockey is just pick everyone to go over their totals in the seattle/san jose game.

Play of the Day: Chandler Stephenson Over 0.5 Assists

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 27/11/2024

After having spent an inordinate amount of time on X, one thing that is now abundantly clear is that WE ALL KNOW HOW TO SPELL OVER HERE. I wondered why the writer in me has been so calm these past few weeks. Pat yourselves on the back, people. 💙 😁 💞

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Duchess of Doom @kilagreene.myatproto.social · 28/11/2024

Listen, I have my issues with C. S. Lewis, but “There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it” is one HELL of an opening line.

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

this is only the second thanksgiving night game at lambeau? earlier today, I thought this was a yearly tradition. my how things seem to happen all the time when it's a team you hate.

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Tim @easytimmy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

My favorite part of going to a game at the metrodome as a kid was getting whooshed out of the door on my way out!

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

i'm working in the living room with a fire in the fireplace, and my dog is curled up on my lap. the fire needs stirring, however, and i just wondered whether I could order something on DoorDash and have the driver come in and do it. so. peak laziness has been achieved.

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

daulton varsho's statcast page is certainly something.

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

byron buxton played in 102 games in 2024, crossing the 100-game mark for the first time since 2017. drafting him is like a very strange version of self-injury.

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

i've reached the "byron buxton line" in my outfield profiles. it's the mendoza line of when my analysis gets real snarky, real fast.

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

i am often amused that we let football players beat the shit out of each other, but tripping is a 15-yard penalty.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Attn: Yesterday, the Supreme Court revived the nondelegation doctrine, a legal theory that limits Congress’s ability to delegate power to federal agencies like the EPA—even if Congress wants to. (1/3)

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

the adult iteration of "my dog ate my homework" is "my dog is sitting on my lap and preventing me from getting my phone so I can authenticate myself for my work VPN, and that is why I'm watching movies instead."

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

The fact she kept changing the letter made me lol.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

My children were perplexed that I have a few winter coats so I had to explain to them that's what happens when you haven't grown in 30 years and you stop flinging your puffers out of the school bus window or tying it to playground equipment or losing it on math test score bets or whatever they do

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

chances someone told him they were going to release the report anyway?...

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Banjos are basically just guitars with an accent.

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Shayne Gostisbehere is one of my favorite defensemen to bet on. but right now, I'll take any Hurricane. www.bettingpros.com/articles/nhl...

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NHL Player Prop Bet Odds, Picks & Projections: Wednesday (11/20)

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

While this is entirely batshit, it is in line with burgeoning addiction and living in a society where everything is someone else's fault.

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

I went 9-0 over the weekend and 3-2 yesterday. And I didn't even include Connor McDavid because I am not always a homer. 😀 www.bettingpros.com/articles/nhl...

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NHL Player Prop Bet Odds, Picks & Projections: Tuesday (11/19)

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Maria Bamford @mariabamford.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

It’s me, @mariabamford.bsky.social I’ve just left Twitter. I’m a comedian and had used Twitter to connect with fans and other comedians. I’m not sure how to let people know I’m here. Ha-ha.

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

diversion programs should be the norm.

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Kelsey McKinney @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

You really gotta hand it to reading: the only culture left that you cannot second screen at all.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

This is not a drill, people. Sarah Langs is here. @slangsonsports.bsky.social The most joyful MLB account ever created! Wheeeeeeee!

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

about 10 minutes ago, i was judgmental about someone's weird, random tattoos. then I remember I have a penguin and meditating mr. potato head (meta-tater) on one leg. and I apologized to the universe for the judgment.

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

what round would you feel comfortable taking mike trout? he hasn't had 500 plate appearances in a season since 2019 and is currently going in the 12th round of NFBC drafts. his "market price" will be fascinating to watch in spring training.

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

kyle schwarber is entering a contract year. i say he hits 50 in 2025.

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Andy Holt 🇨🇦 @themanwho66.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Hahahaaaa! 🤣 Meme of the year right here… #BlueSky

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

happy Taysom Hill's One Big Blowup Week to all who celebrate.

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

watching drake/iowa WBB. banked-in three-pointers are never not funny to me.

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

if you're an NFC north fan, no team seems to trip ass-first into victories more than the packers.

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

today is one of those fantasy days where a bunch of randoms are going to score a lot of points. this message brought to you by Vederian Lowe, Ameer Abdullah, and Kenny Yeboah.

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

the Titans keep giving the Vikings first downs. and by "titans," I mean "refs."

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The Wonkypenguin @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

the joy of being a Vikings fan is giving up a 98-yard TD pass on 3rd down when only up by 13. the joy of playing fantasy football is that pass NOT going to the one player you wouldn't mind it going to.

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