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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Whenever I go to get my labwork there’s always someone bitching about how long they’ve waited …as a walk in. When you can make an appointment. Right there. “No I’ll wait and be annoying instead of scheduling an exact time” WHAT THE FUCK

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

🔪💕 another slay or whatever

Selfie in a pink sleeveless tee fear. ghostface surrounded by hearts with text that reads: no you hang up first

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

After 45 minutes, they said ‘oh we need to get you to a different department, but they closed half an hour ago’ — WTF do I tell the ai lady exactly why I’m calling then? Why does she demand an answer if I’m being sent to a general line 🤣 lol. I fucking hate @bankofamerica.bsky.social

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

On forever hold with Bank of America

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’m 50, so when I see “no olds” in a profile I let them know that thier ageism has excluded me. No surprise they always backtrack. Tooooo laaaaate bye

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

* ‘No Taps Say Hi’ tapped you! * What are we doing

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

He’s kind of hit or miss but I can’t think of one I’ve seen recently that I’d watch again

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

And every year he has a new movie out. How? Why?!?

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Re-watching the hunger games and Jennifer Lawrence is truly acting the shit out of this role. Like, it was never in doubt she was good, but the second viewing has me really admiring her abilities

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

People in old movies were very chill about an alien space blob eating people alive

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Watching THE BLOB (1958) and feeling fresh 💇🏻‍♂️💕

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Don’t worry I’m getting a haircut rn so I won’t be depressed anymoar

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This fucking shopping cart had been chained to a parking sign post for three weeks 🤣

Shopping cart chained to a parking sign post

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Is there a proper term for literally not giving a fuck about anything anymore. Oh right, depression

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Halle said: I’m going to give you a sexy cat that’s high on nip. Sketch comedy tier. This is an Oscar winner. She knows what she’s doing. And she did THAT

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“We’re gonna script this as a comedy-farce and then shoot it like an action adventure, only two cast members are aware of this and the audience has to figure out who” Purr-fection 🐾

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Is the CGI giving Nintendo game play? Yes. Does this movie have weird, awkward dialogue that doesn’t work? Yes. Is Halle Berry’s hairstyle insane even for 2004? YES. This movie has it all.

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

No film will ever outdo the Michelle Pfeiffer cat-resurrection-to-superpowered-antihero scene, but this is a close second

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The plot holes in the first act are big enough to drive a truck through but that’s what makes this ART 💅🏼✨

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The early 2000s “action music” needle drop is satisfying every. single. time.

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Halle Berry plays a character with such poor fashion choices that after she’s admonished for looking frumpy at work, she sleeps in the outfit and wears it to the office the next day

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Sharon Stone is flawless in this movie. The immovable bleached hair. The powder white foundation. The early 2000s slay-fits.

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Decided to rewatch CATWOMAN unironically. You cannot convince me this film isn’t a peak experience

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Another day, another celebrity / public figure is “disappointing” their fan base Are we tired of fame culture yet or

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

New show idea: YASSIFY MY MOM The series transforms queer/friendly moms from comfy to cunty 💅🏼✨

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Feeling extremely butch with my pink power ranger drill

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Yes, I still have the attention span for television

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Why are all ghost hunters on TV the biggest scaredy-cats you’ve ever seen

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

stg @bsky.app is the sloppiest social … half the time it won’t even load, I have to close out and open several times. Regular scrolling leads to a glitch that speed-flips through posts.

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Valid demand for anatomically correct animations

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Superb cast, cute generational family story + witchcraft!

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Watching ‘Practical Magic’ last night and someone asked the truly important question: do we think Jimmy is uncut?

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

TY! The insurance switch up made me suspicious (which they accepted for the exam)

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

They told me I had cataracts and needed a $16k surgery (NOT COVERED BY INSURANCE) or I would go blind. Something about that didn’t seem right. I got a second opinion. I have dry eye and needed progressive lenses.

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Yeah if *only there was a way* to stop secondary market ticket price scams ps I was mistakenly looking at a site outside of Ticketmaster… They actually don’t go on sale till September 10

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Miley is coming to the Hollywood Bowl and I got so excited because I really wanna see her in concert… the cheapest tickets are $600. Back row. Very back row. The backest row

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

For context, I do not have a cat

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Post something random or you'll have a terrible September

White cat sitting inside a cardboard box

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

One time at a bar some guy head-butted me to get my attention and flirt with me. I wonder how he’s doing now; like did he survive the concussion or nah

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Oh, it’s actually OK when they do it just look at Mitch (well, don’t but…)

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Johnson is desperate to avoid a vote on the Epstein files and to prevent HIS OWN PARTY from humiliating him by voting against their leadership's bills. Fn clown show

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I love the gays bc what do you mean I got like a month of free contacts bc the sales guy also has a limp wrist

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My new horror podcast is hiding under your bed… well technically it’s on Spotify, Apple and YouTube If you like a 90s vibe and low production quality this show is for you

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I deploy figurative costume concepts at Halloween, like such as: Sin Mardi Gras The industrial Prison Complex Butt Pirate Cannibalism Yes all of these were slutty

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

OH MY GOD I HAVE NOT CONSIDERED A HALLOWEEN COSTUME YET

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Ugh SAME!!! Like I’m trying to help make the app accessible, why aren’t they??? @bsky.app been real quiet on this one. Actually they’ve never cared to reply to any tags so that tracks. Consistency!

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