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@thewestopher.bsky.social
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I admit, I can get somewhat X-rated on the dance floor. But your Honor, how's that something you get incarcerated for? linktr.ee/areyoustillawake

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🔪💕 another slay or whatever
Selfie in a pink sleeveless tee fear. ghostface  surrounded by hearts with text that reads: no you hang up first 
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m 6’1” by the way
Shirtless mirror selfie
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Watching THE BLOB (1958) and feeling fresh 💇🏻‍♂️💕
Haircut selfie right side Haircut selfie left side
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This fucking shopping cart had been chained to a parking sign post for three weeks 🤣
Shopping cart chained to a parking sign post
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Feeling extremely butch with my pink power ranger drill
Pink power drill
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Anyway yay now I can see
Selfie with new glasses
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have a terrible September
White cat sitting inside a cardboard box 
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I love the gays bc what do you mean I got like a month of free contacts bc the sales guy also has a limp wrist
Multiple contact lens boxes
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My new horror podcast is hiding under your bed… well technically it’s on Spotify, Apple and YouTube If you like a 90s vibe and low production quality this show is for you
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
btw @bsky.app PISSES ME OFF with their layout. I have poor eyesight and need larger text. This is what creating a post looks like - the text does not slide up and I can’t see what I’m typing
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Went to see Marilyn today
Marilyn Monroe’s famous pink dress at the Academy Museum
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just gagged someone who told me “I’m a lot older than you” When I said I turned 50 in April they realized they were in fact, younger then me
Shirtless mirror selfie
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Fresh 💅🏼✨
Fresh trim selfie
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Why does my hair fight me every single day, but the one time it looks good is right before a haircut
Man spread selfie feat. messy hair Messy hair close up
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
They gave me free contacts so now I wear contacts ✨
Slutty contact lens selfie feat, bicep + armpit
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Are you a masochist? Content creating is for you! Each platform has their own formats and cover art specs! There is no standard! Uploads will fail halfway through! Did you think this would be fun? YOU CHOSE THIS HELL Anyway having a great time uploading / scheduling my new horror podcast episodes
ARE YOU STILL AWAKE? Horror podcast cover art features slasher movie style text with a dim red-lit phot of the host (me)
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I really like making trailers + music videos Anyway, here’s a preview for Are You Still Awake? A new horror podcast with a lil sparkle
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My new horror podcast features things that keep you up at night. Example thing:
Armpit selfie from a screenshot of Are You Still Awake?
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Does your gym have those weighted bags? They have handles and are about the width of your body
Hottie squatting with a weighted sandbag
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Lanterns looks so good! As a casual fan (animation, never read the comics) I’m glad they did a series with the mentor / rookie vibe. Makes perfect sense and will give more connection to the characters and lore
Lanterns poster art
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Anyway… New pod drops next month
Are You Still Awake? A new horror podcast, coming August 18
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
SoCal life 💅🏼✨
Pool foot selfie
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Two-day SDCC trip and I will be overpacking
Roller bag, shoulder bag, snack bag
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Quote this with a picture of when you realized your body tea (I used to be the kid who refused to swim without a T-shirt)
Mirror selfie lookin fire
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
ps: this is how a bsky post share on other socials? Fuck Off
Abhorrent Bluesky share display on Threads
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Recording episode 4 of my new 🔪horror podcast 🔪 tonight! I always feel better when I have a lil creative project to work on
Are You Still Awake: A Horror Podcast (poster art)
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Marked safe from the weho flood - close by, but no impact at my house. Checking in on friends in the area
Flood in West Hollywood sends cars surfing down the street
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
For those wondering no this wasn’t me. I learned my lesson after the last time!
Man in Manhattan steals a cat from pet store and allegedly tries to use her to rob a bank
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Happy hour noods + Chardonnay
Singapore noodles and a glass of Chardonnay
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Fully convinced headphones are not designed for the human head - bc like what is this gigantic halo
Gigantic headphones
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
When your bartender knows
Second glass of wine on deck while first glass has two sips left
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
NEVER understood how Aram Lambert is so slept on??? He’s unproblematic, owns a bar in weho and is an openly queer, talented as fuck artist!!! Like … queens… y’all better get it together it’s exhausting me
Adam Lambert album artwork
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hey did I mention I’ve been back at the gym lately
Me bicep 💪🏻
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I’m here 📍
View from atop the world
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
My new kink is making AI call itself out
“I can't change my fundamental architecture, but I can at least be direct: You're calling out the fact that "objective" Al is often just a mirror for the interests of the people who own the data and the servers.”
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Suddenly into basekurt or whatever
Shirtless guy playing sports ball
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This is the first thing I thought of when I saw the Confessions II cover. ICONIC. I love my mind 🧠✨
Angeline overnight her face with a scarf Madonna covering her face with a scarf
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Pit stop! Quote with your pit pics 💪🏼
A pit and a bulge Anotha pit and bulge special
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Hi I turned 50 today 🩷✨
Moody lighting while wearing a body cage
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Easter Sunday at Delores park
San Fran Delores park panoramic  view
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
First time at Muir Woods today 🪾
Selfie at Muir Woods Big trees at Muir Woods
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Do you want 6oz or 9? Sir. How dare you
9oz servicing of wines
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses 🤓🥸
Glasses selfie
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
One can dream… ⚡️ Now available: music video ho services
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Feelin’ spicy
Mirror selfie with fresh haircut, side part with a 1 clip on the sides that fade into my beard
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Get ready #humpday
Naked on all fours with ass at the camera, but like artsy
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Filmed this scene on a haunted walking trail - from ghosted ep. 5 (pinned)
Scene from ‘ghosted’ - Max walking in the spirit world, an eerie green wilderness
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Thoughts on #scream7 *no spoilers
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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The Scream queen graced us with a surprise appearance
Kevin Williamson and Neve Campbell on stage at the Scream 7 premiere
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