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People in old movies were very chill about an alien space blob eating people alive

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Watching THE BLOB (1958) and feeling fresh 💇🏻‍♂️💕

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Don’t worry I’m getting a haircut rn so I won’t be depressed anymoar

This fucking shopping cart had been chained to a parking sign post for three weeks 🤣

Shopping cart chained to a parking sign post

Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Is there a proper term for literally not giving a fuck about anything anymore. Oh right, depression

Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Decided to rewatch CATWOMAN unironically. You cannot convince me this film isn’t a peak experience

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Another day, another celebrity / public figure is “disappointing” their fan base Are we tired of fame culture yet or

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

New show idea: YASSIFY MY MOM The series transforms queer/friendly moms from comfy to cunty 💅🏼✨

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Feeling extremely butch with my pink power ranger drill

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Why are all ghost hunters on TV the biggest scaredy-cats you’ve ever seen

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

stg @bsky.app is the sloppiest social … half the time it won’t even load, I have to close out and open several times. Regular scrolling leads to a glitch that speed-flips through posts.

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Watching ‘Practical Magic’ last night and someone asked the truly important question: do we think Jimmy is uncut?

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

They told me I had cataracts and needed a $16k surgery (NOT COVERED BY INSURANCE) or I would go blind. Something about that didn’t seem right. I got a second opinion. I have dry eye and needed progressive lenses.

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Miley is coming to the Hollywood Bowl and I got so excited because I really wanna see her in concert… the cheapest tickets are $600. Back row. Very back row. The backest row

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Post something random or you'll have a terrible September

White cat sitting inside a cardboard box

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

One time at a bar some guy head-butted me to get my attention and flirt with me. I wonder how he’s doing now; like did he survive the concussion or nah

I love the gays bc what do you mean I got like a month of free contacts bc the sales guy also has a limp wrist

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My new horror podcast is hiding under your bed… well technically it’s on Spotify, Apple and YouTube If you like a 90s vibe and low production quality this show is for you

I deploy figurative costume concepts at Halloween, like such as: Sin Mardi Gras The industrial Prison Complex Butt Pirate Cannibalism Yes all of these were slutty

OH MY GOD I HAVE NOT CONSIDERED A HALLOWEEN COSTUME YET

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btw @bsky.app PISSES ME OFF with their layout. I have poor eyesight and need larger text. This is what creating a post looks like - the text does not slide up and I can’t see what I’m typing

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I’m chronically online… it’s a mental health issue at this point… yet half the time when I’m scrolling, it’s like “omg [name I’ve NEVER heard before] is so mother / daddy / cunt”

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“ I can walk into any room, knowing I’m going in as myself” -Dolly 💅🏼✨💕

Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Just gagged someone who told me “I’m a lot older than you” When I said I turned 50 in April they realized they were in fact, younger then me

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Why does my hair fight me every single day, but the one time it looks good is right before a haircut

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Watching the 20/20 Dolly Parton special and fucking crying my contacts out

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

They gave me free contacts so now I wear contacts ✨

Slutty contact lens selfie feat, bicep + armpit

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

oomf was dirty DMing me all day getting me bricked at work 😈

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Nothing like post-post production on a project you thought was done 🫠😭😭

Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

It’s SO FUCKING HOT someone please come fan me and feed me frozen grapes (frapes, if you will)

Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I certainly don’t consider myself a prude, but i gotta say it: advertisements for anal bleaching and fiber gummy douching have truly gotten out of control

Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Is there such a thing as a ghost load? As in you orgasm but it’s just a dry heave

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Aaron Pierre is so fucking gorgeous omg 🥰🥰🥰#Lanterns

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Are you a masochist? Content creating is for you! Each platform has their own formats and cover art specs! There is no standard! Uploads will fail halfway through! Did you think this would be fun? YOU CHOSE THIS HELL Anyway having a great time uploading / scheduling my new horror podcast episodes

ARE YOU STILL AWAKE? Horror podcast cover art features slasher movie style text with a dim red-lit phot of the host (me)

Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Movie night with the gays: “Nothing has happened in this movie” She was abducted as a child, they trained her as an assassin and now she’s on a mission to avenge her fathers death “So there’s no plot” I swear to god you fuckin’ fa-

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

All 8 episodes of my new horror podcast are done! Fully edited! Ready to post, AHEAD of schedule - who am I what is this

Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Me: *exporting video files* “Yes, yes my little babies, you’re being born!”

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Westopher @thewestopher.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The guys that ignore me at a party and then slip into my DMs later? lol bye *left on read*