Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Your first flight after reading Sky Daddy hits different 010
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I have to use a browser, but at least I can still be here without giving someone my full government ID, I guess... 020
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 07/07/2026It is dangerous to mention enchiladas to me at this time of day, when both my hunger and my dread of having to cook are on the rise 030
Reposted by Joanna B (she/her)kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London. 160144762889
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Who is going to write the thinkpiece about VAR showing us how rules can reinforce, rather than combatting, corruption and discrimination simply by being unequally applied? 020
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I assume that this goal doesn’t count because VAR shows that Ziko didn’t finish his vegetables before dessert once when he was 12 110
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Omg reminding me that Poirot is Belgian completely shifts my calculusstatic.klipy.comHercule Poirot: I am a Belgian GentAlt: David Suchet as Hercule Poirot, complete with bowler hat and perfect mustache, saying, “No no no no no, I am not some French gent, I am some BELGIAN gent!” 130
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Another bombshell has entered the villa 000
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Is anyone going to make this match worth choosing over Love Island? 100
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Listening to the Spice Girls’ first album to transition to bedtime. Which I could say is because of the World Cup but honestly I have done this multiple times in the last week or so. 010
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I think it’s cute when goalkeepers turn into armadillos as soon as they get ahold of the ball 1102
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Each pop-boom chips away at my faith in humanity 120
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 05/07/2026My president is…leaningstatic.klipy.comJack and Lucy in While You Were SleepingAlt: Jack (Bill Pullman, aka the president in Independence Day) and Lucy (Sandra Bullock) being cute in While You Were Sleeping 030
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Meanwhile, I cannot stop looking at “SALAD CHIC” 010
Reposted by Joanna B (she/her)Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Cape Verde defeats Argentina via a 2-3 loss in extra time 7756231035
Reposted by Joanna B (she/her)bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026every job i see these days is like: LEAD CONTENT ANALYST, Puppy Killing Factory (remote). $350,000 - $500,000. You will edit our internal newsletter (circulation 500). Associate Editor, Nonprofits, Global Good Magazine (in office, NYC). $27,000 - $28,000. Lead ALL of our fundraising efforts! 129100041848
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 02/07/2026How many times can they say “suffer” before the whistle is blown? 010
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Serena can hold her own on Centre Court after years away from the game. Meanwhile I’ve been on vacation for like a week and a half and I’m just hoping I remember my login tomorrow morning. 000
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 27/06/2026It’s really critical how Casa Amor and the Empire of AI audiobook light up different regions of infuriation in my brain. That’s the balance in my life. 000
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I bought two new plants today, don’t ask me to be more optimistic than that 130
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I went to Costco and I only made one impulse purchase. I think that qualifies me to write some kind of self-help book on willpower. 020
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 22/06/2026My first official scoopable salad of the summer (using the new veggie chopper) features an innovative ingredient: Whataburger Patty Melt Sauce 000
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 17/06/2026As if this man has ever given a single fuck about poetry 010
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 16/06/2026The riboflavin goes in and I immediately think of a particular episode of The Adventures of Pete and Pete 000
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Transitioning from listening to Car Talk while I made breakfast to watching Love Island while I eat. Because I am a vibrant woman who contains multitudes. 020
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I really enjoy divining how games are going based on the skeets 030
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I crave using this sentence in a real life conversation 181
Reposted by Joanna B (she/her)𝖏𝖆𝖘 @vores.bsky.social · 13/06/2026the entire point of life is to be kind and weird btw 2481813900
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The Fairly Oddparents taught me that only the last two minutes of a basketball game count as a competition 000
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I am aware of how privileged I am to have Dad-provided IT Support 000
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 11/06/2026What I think we’ve all learned is that we’re going to need a lot of sage after it happens 000
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Enjoying an evening bowl of cereal makes me feel like a child, except it’s Raisin Nut Bran, so I’m back to feeling old 010
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I could really use a Midsommar-style group screaming session 010
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Go into a local bookstore for a souvenir book while on a trip, leave with three new books you “needed.” Thanks @katefolk.bsky.social, @hildur.bsky.social, Brittany Newell, and @greedyreads.bsky.social for adding to my TBR list. 2272
Reposted by Joanna B (she/her)Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands 4360712055
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 31/05/2026PSA: Please don’t apply/reapply your perfume while you’re still sitting on the plane 030
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 30/05/2026He plans nothing, he simply foresees that your own foolishness will lead to something very entertaining for him 020
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 30/05/2026“Who is that girl I see, staring straight back me? When will my reflection show who I am inside?” 010
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Bonus episodes for Maintenance Phase and IBCK dropping a few days before a flight? I have been blessed. 010
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Time for them to start rehearsing their rendition of “So Long, Farewell” and fight over who gets to be Gretl 051
Reposted by Joanna B (she/her)Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Tag yourself, I’m DIE 5267755
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 25/05/2026It’s funny when an airline is like, “Hey, just wondering, no reason: do you want to switch up your upcoming flights? If you do, we’ll totally waive the difference in fares and any fees, because we’re so chill and always thinking of you.” That’s because it’s a favor you’re asking me to do for you. 020
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 24/05/2026A conflict-averse person who enjoys Bravo. An anxiety-ridden person who enjoys horror. I contain multitudes. 000
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 24/05/2026When I am physically in a public space I also want to be among people and somewhat “exposed” in that way but within a personalized sense of safety. Is that not typical? 010
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I guess I don’t see how this is a (much less the) problem with Bluesky. If this is the vibe he feels that most users are deliberately cultivating, then presumably it’s working for them. There’s a difference between a problem and a thing that makes something just not for you. 162
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Ah yes, a classic of the “the teacher needs a break and this is close enough to educational, let’s wheel out the TV” genre 110
Reposted by Joanna B (she/her)Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 18/05/2026GIVEAWAY! Dead Weight is coming out next week and to celebrate I'm giving away two copies that have been personally bitten by Uggi and will be personally signed by me and shipped to the winners wherever they live! To enter just like and share this post and I'll select the winners on May 26th! 291310781
Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I will never apologize for loving Liz Phair’s self-titled album 010
