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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I think in reality what socialism actually means in the American context is that trillionaire Elon Musk got $38 billion from the U.S. government and you got rejected trying to buy a $1 soda on SNAP benefits.

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Turns out we had a mass shooting in Georgia yesterday where 2 were killed and 35 injured. I only found out about it due to the BBC's coverage. Funny how none of the US outlets have reported on it, isn't it? www.bbc.com/news/article...

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Georgia officials hunt for suspect in shooting that killed two and injured 35

A homecoming celebration turned into a scene of deadly violence, as dozens of shots were fired into a crowd.

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Am I having a stroke or are a lot of y'all posting the same exact thing twice for some reason!? What am I missing, beyond the smell of burnt toast?

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Of course, I've never voted for Orange Julius Caesar and am NOT a fan at all, but facts are important.

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The $90 checks are for those on Medicare; again, effectively a refund of "overpayment" by policyholders. Every other offer of money without a justified reason are never gonna come because they aren't based in reality or from a real budget surplus.

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The $500 checks were refunds of overpaid Obamacare fees built into our plans, for those of us who did *not* receive subsidies. I *did* receive a $500 check the other day. It was merely a refund of what *I've paid* and it doesn't even cover one month of my $700/mo ins. premiums. 🤷‍♂️

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Fun fact, BS auto-numbers your multipart posts now. 😎

Screenshot of Adam's own post highlighting the new multipart numbering Bluesky provides.

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This week on Bill Maher: NEWS FLASH: OLD MEN ARE SCARED OF SHIT THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND! 🙄🤦‍♂️

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Because AI's circular financing bubble is the only thing keeping US GDP afloat. Reign them in, the bubble pops, and the entire economy goes into a full-blown recession.

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Because AI's circular financing bubble is the only thing keeping US GDP afloat. Reign them in, the bubble pops, and the entire economy goes into a full-blown recession.

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I updated all of the apps on my phone *less than 2 days ago* and there are already 64 new updates waiting for me in the Play Store!? I call total bullshit. Ain't no way in hell y'all are putting out meaningful updates this quickly all at once. This is *exactly* why I keep auto updates turned OFF! 🖕

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hey @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social! How do I get a couple of those yard signs I keep seeing? I do NOT want to be signed up for any mailing lists or spam or SMS campaigns or anything like that; may my privacy and sanity be spared. I just want a couple of signs for my yard, that's it! 😉

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The US Government is soooooooo prone to "irreparable harm," but only when the Repubes are in control. Definitely the result of fragile old men in office. Call 'em the GOSP from now on: The Grand Old Snowflake Party

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Unrelenting dread at our failed species.

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

As someone who is entirely self-employed, I pay an effective tax rate north of 28%! If anyone needs a break, it's the millions of self-employed who are the very essence of the "American Dream." Alas, we don't have dark money and Super PACs to rep us...mostly because we're paying double the taxes.

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

He does realize vegetarianism isn't some incurable disease, right? Right!? 🫪🤣

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

US Government says it found a whopping *1600* cases of voter fraud...in a country of 211M active voters. For perspective, that's 0.0008% of the total nationwide voter base; it doesn't even amount to a rounding error.

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Anker has started sending their promotional emails to me in German, instead of English. I've never even viewed the German Anker website. 🤷‍♂️ In the immortal words of Will Ferrell's "Alex Trebek:" Bist du Isländer oder zurückgeblieben?

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Video Downloader @down.blue · 28/08/2026

🇬🇧 Bluesky's moderation (@moderation.bsky.app) has flagged this bot as spam. Apparently, this happened because it sends too many replies to different users (in other words, it is doing its job), despite the profile properly indicating that it is an automated account.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father’s Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior theonion.com/report-reveals-jesus-c…

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I don't even look behind me when I back up my car, I'll be damned if I'm looking behind me when I back up my lawnmower. 😝

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Baby Driver Car Scene

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It pains me so when The Onion's parody intersects reality. How the fuck did I end up on *this* timeline?

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Fuck it...throw his pansy ass in Gen Pop and let him see how he's "treated" there. Sometimes you just have to give people *exactly* what they're asking for. Assuming he survives his first night, he'll be begging for the safety of that solitary cell.

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The People of Texas deserve to see this report NOW. The only reason to delay the release is to DEFRAUD your voters by failing to provide vital statistics about existing policies ahead of an election. Without the report, I have to assume that 10X as many mothers have died. Prove me wrong!

keranews.org

Texas won’t release first maternal death report since overturning of Roe v. Wade until after midterms

The report, which has traditionally been released every other year on or near Sept. 1 will now not be released until Dec. 1.

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I slept "wrong" and fucked up my shoulder and neck, which presents an annoying thought: How utterly fucked are we as a species when we can't even get the basics of sleep "right!?" We have an entire industry based on improving something that should be as natural to us as breathing air. We're doomed.

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When you haven't paid a bill or contractor in decades, using fake-ass bankruptcies to evade your debts, of course you're gonna think that actually paying for something is "wrong." 🙄

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

🔥 we see you polymarket🤔

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 15/09/2026

He’s catatonic

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I get that math is hard but when someone with $Hundreds-of-Billions tells you they paid $Millions of dollars in taxes, IT'S A BRAG! It's often 1% or less of their income. How much of your income is taken in Federal Tax? I paid 26%. A flat tax would eliminate the gymnastics used to evade them.

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The way Repube leadership talks, Texas Values™ include: 1. Fuck over thy neighbor 2. Scam and defraud like thy God intended 3. Lick the boots of thy Corporate and Religious Overlords like good little Sub Cucks Tis another prosperity gospel: "Give us all your money and you'll be rich!"

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Every time I see that smirk on his face... ...I want to rip it off... ...with a crowbar.

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The level of desperation in President InEpstein's $5k bullshit bribe tells me everything I need to know about how the Midterms are gonna go. Dems will have landside victories and Repubes will scream fraud like their political lives depend on it.

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

In other news...OpenAI spent $7M in compute to solve a math problem with a $1M prize. In case anyone isn't clear on how AI economics work, this was labeled a "win" for the company. 😆🫪💀 www.quantamagazine.org/ai-has-solve...

quantamagazine.org

AI Has Solved One of Math’s $1 Million Millennium Prize Problems | Quanta Magazine

Mathematicians at OpenAI showed that the Navier-Stokes equations, which describe how fluids flow, can sometimes “blow up.” But the massive result is not without controversy.

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The Trump Mob Family and, by extension of willful enablement, the Republican Party are Terrorist Organizations as defined under US Law.

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American Bridge 21st Century @ab21.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

While first responders and families were scrambling on 9/11, Donald Trump was on TV bragging that his building was the tallest in Manhattan. "They built the World Trade Center, it became known as the second tallest, and now it's the tallest."

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TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Ah, depends on where you are in the south. 100°F and only 33%RH here in DFW. Far more tolerable than the soup you are swimming in! 🏊‍♂️😎

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Oh, honey . . . You place your children in the custody of priests, pastors, and youth pastors, a demographic proven most likely to molest children. You are *not* protecting and nurturing your children—you're endangering them. And shamelessly lying about Islam and feminism isn't going to change that.

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