Reposted by TheWebMachineMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I think in reality what socialism actually means in the American context is that trillionaire Elon Musk got $38 billion from the U.S. government and you got rejected trying to buy a $1 soda on SNAP benefits. 83372032440
TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Turns out we had a mass shooting in Georgia yesterday where 2 were killed and 35 injured. I only found out about it due to the BBC's coverage. Funny how none of the US outlets have reported on it, isn't it? www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comGeorgia officials hunt for suspect in shooting that killed two and injured 35A homecoming celebration turned into a scene of deadly violence, as dozens of shots were fired into a crowd. 100
TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This week on Bill Maher: NEWS FLASH: OLD MEN ARE SCARED OF SHIT THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND! 🙄🤦♂️ 010
TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Because AI's circular financing bubble is the only thing keeping US GDP afloat. Reign them in, the bubble pops, and the entire economy goes into a full-blown recession. 000
TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I updated all of the apps on my phone *less than 2 days ago* and there are already 64 new updates waiting for me in the Play Store!? I call total bullshit. Ain't no way in hell y'all are putting out meaningful updates this quickly all at once. This is *exactly* why I keep auto updates turned OFF! 🖕 000
TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hey @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social! How do I get a couple of those yard signs I keep seeing? I do NOT want to be signed up for any mailing lists or spam or SMS campaigns or anything like that; may my privacy and sanity be spared. I just want a couple of signs for my yard, that's it! 😉 000
TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The US Government is soooooooo prone to "irreparable harm," but only when the Repubes are in control. Definitely the result of fragile old men in office. Call 'em the GOSP from now on: The Grand Old Snowflake Party 001
TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026As someone who is entirely self-employed, I pay an effective tax rate north of 28%! If anyone needs a break, it's the millions of self-employed who are the very essence of the "American Dream." Alas, we don't have dark money and Super PACs to rep us...mostly because we're paying double the taxes. 000
TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026US Government says it found a whopping *1600* cases of voter fraud...in a country of 211M active voters. For perspective, that's 0.0008% of the total nationwide voter base; it doesn't even amount to a rounding error. 000
TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Anker has started sending their promotional emails to me in German, instead of English. I've never even viewed the German Anker website. 🤷♂️ In the immortal words of Will Ferrell's "Alex Trebek:" Bist du Isländer oder zurückgeblieben? 000
Reposted by TheWebMachineVideo Downloader @down.blue · 28/08/2026🇬🇧 Bluesky's moderation (@moderation.bsky.app) has flagged this bot as spam. Apparently, this happened because it sends too many replies to different users (in other words, it is doing its job), despite the profile properly indicating that it is an automated account. 19519
Reposted by TheWebMachineThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father’s Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior theonion.com/report-reveals-jesus-c… 432906362
Reposted by TheWebMachineThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef… 66129182820
TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It pains me so when The Onion's parody intersects reality. How the fuck did I end up on *this* timeline? 000
TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The People of Texas deserve to see this report NOW. The only reason to delay the release is to DEFRAUD your voters by failing to provide vital statistics about existing policies ahead of an election. Without the report, I have to assume that 10X as many mothers have died. Prove me wrong!keranews.orgTexas won’t release first maternal death report since overturning of Roe v. Wade until after midtermsThe report, which has traditionally been released every other year on or near Sept. 1 will now not be released until Dec. 1. 000
TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I slept "wrong" and fucked up my shoulder and neck, which presents an annoying thought: How utterly fucked are we as a species when we can't even get the basics of sleep "right!?" We have an entire industry based on improving something that should be as natural to us as breathing air. We're doomed. 000
Reposted by TheWebMachineThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026🔥 we see you polymarket🤔 421384281
TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I get that math is hard but when someone with $Hundreds-of-Billions tells you they paid $Millions of dollars in taxes, IT'S A BRAG! It's often 1% or less of their income. How much of your income is taken in Federal Tax? I paid 26%. A flat tax would eliminate the gymnastics used to evade them. 000
TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The way Repube leadership talks, Texas Values™ include: 1. Fuck over thy neighbor 2. Scam and defraud like thy God intended 3. Lick the boots of thy Corporate and Religious Overlords like good little Sub Cucks Tis another prosperity gospel: "Give us all your money and you'll be rich!" 010
TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Post it far and wide. #FuckTheFCC youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNkyoutu.beJimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To SeeYouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live 000
TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The level of desperation in President InEpstein's $5k bullshit bribe tells me everything I need to know about how the Midterms are gonna go. Dems will have landside victories and Repubes will scream fraud like their political lives depend on it. 000
TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026In other news...OpenAI spent $7M in compute to solve a math problem with a $1M prize. In case anyone isn't clear on how AI economics work, this was labeled a "win" for the company. 😆💀 www.quantamagazine.org/ai-has-solve...quantamagazine.orgAI Has Solved One of Math’s $1 Million Millennium Prize Problems | Quanta MagazineMathematicians at OpenAI showed that the Navier-Stokes equations, which describe how fluids flow, can sometimes “blow up.” But the massive result is not without controversy. 000
TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The Trump Mob Family and, by extension of willful enablement, the Republican Party are Terrorist Organizations as defined under US Law. 000
Reposted by TheWebMachineAmerican Bridge 21st Century @ab21.bsky.social · 08/09/2026While first responders and families were scrambling on 9/11, Donald Trump was on TV bragging that his building was the tallest in Manhattan. "They built the World Trade Center, it became known as the second tallest, and now it's the tallest." 614492
Reposted by TheWebMachineMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Oh, honey . . . You place your children in the custody of priests, pastors, and youth pastors, a demographic proven most likely to molest children. You are *not* protecting and nurturing your children—you're endangering them. And shamelessly lying about Islam and feminism isn't going to change that. 36358411354
Reposted by TheWebMachineProPublica @propublica.org · 05/09/2026A decade ago, Florida stripped a teacher of her license for sexually abusing a 16-year-old. Last year, she opened a private school there with ease. As private schools fueled by taxpayer dollars proliferate, states are choosing not to closely regulate who runs them or what they teach:propublica.orgBarns, Go-Karts and Strip Malls: The Wild West of Private Schools That Collect Taxpayer DollarsAs private schools proliferate, states are choosing a hands-off approach to regulating them. The backgrounds of school founders — sometimes with criminal histories — often don’t matter 29947510
TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026cnbc.comDutch central bank moves gold bars out of U.S. and Canada, citing ‘crisis preparedness’DNB said gold stored with the Bank of England is more readily tradable, allowing it to be deployed more quickly in a severe crisis. 000
TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026They're just biding their time while Mitch is chilling in a freezer somewhere. If they're in session too long, people start asking questions again. 😉 000
TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Current running theory on the Federal Reserve's position: They were not-at-all amused that Frump tried to fuck with their deathgrip on the economy. Soooo...they are gonna fuck the rest of us to stick it to the Repubes in the midterms and flip control back to the Dems. 000
Reposted by TheWebMachineProPublica @propublica.org · 03/09/2026There is little evidence that MAGA influencer Nick Adams’ nonprofit has provided the civics education it claims. A review of the organization's finances show that it has paid Adams and his mother more than half its recent annual revenue. (Published July)propublica.orgThis MAGA Influencer Runs a Charity to Teach Kids Civics. Much of the Money Goes to Him Instead.Nick Adams’ Foundation for Liberty and American Greatness has brought in millions in donations and helped him land a State Department appointment, but records show there is almost no indication FLAG w... 40537186
TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026However, now that that door is open, someone should be knocking on Netanyahu's... ...and Putin's... ...and Trump's... 000
Reposted by TheWebMachineCrushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore 15276541887
Reposted by TheWebMachineMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This is what karma looks like. 35285542187
Reposted by TheWebMachineamerica.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026🤦🤦♀️🥴 #vaccines #healthcare #science #vaccinessavelives #vaccineswork 58159283168
TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I just imagine that this is the dude from that one American Dad episode; the grotesque incel hiding behind a one-way mirror eating oysters from a garbage bag while sitting on a toilet. 000
Reposted by TheWebMachineRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Look how pissed RFK Jr is that Oz won't let him stand behind daddy. bsky.app/profile/acyn... 4523293671
Reposted by TheWebMachineThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 31/08/2026🎯 confirmed jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/bill-maher... 2303011566
Reposted by TheWebMachineJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 30/08/2026On newsstands now. 32580432453
TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026A group of people fight with their machines, often wondering who is really in control. 000
TheWebMachine @thewebmachine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026News Flash, folks: Calling DonOld a rapist or pedophile doesn't dissuade his supporters. A not-insignificant percentage of men in this country would rather go back to owning women, in every sense of the word. To be clear, they've always been here; merely newly emboldened by President InEpstein. 000