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Scott Allen @theweaseltimeline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Keep this up folks. Let their own AI write your campaign slogan

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Scott Allen @theweaseltimeline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Damn. Go Washington. Good news out of Seattle and Washington State.

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Scott Allen @theweaseltimeline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

@mayor.seattle.gov Made the big time. Great work, glad this is going national and folks like @rbreich.bsky.social are helping amplify

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Scott Allen @theweaseltimeline.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I hate having a government that doesn’t understand basic math. Also the Epstein Files

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Your City @yourcityseattle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We’ve been cooking something up 👀 Introducing the Nice Things Tool! Where you have the freedom to choose what Seattle’s taxes COULD fund! Send us a picture of what your ideal budget would look like! nicethingstool.org?utm_source=i...

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Nice things tool

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Scott Allen @theweaseltimeline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Dear Journalists- Please ask the smartest man in the history of all smart men…”What is AI?” Then: “Please help the American people understand it” 🧨🧨🧨🎇🎆🎆🎇

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Scott Allen @theweaseltimeline.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Breaking: Geneticist unlocks key to a baby dinosaur in every household. Business deliver a dinosaur baby to 80% of humans. People love baby dinosaurs Geneticists warn that the baby dinosaurs are growing faster than expected and will eat us all. Then state we should probably not have baby dinosaurs.

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Scott Allen @theweaseltimeline.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Wow. This is spectacular. Thank you.

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Scott Allen @theweaseltimeline.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Republican platform: more teen pregnancy. Dems need to show this clip on repeat

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Scott Allen @theweaseltimeline.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

And Europeans live longer because they drink wine!

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Scott Allen @theweaseltimeline.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

But don’t worry MAGA, I’m sure he would rescue you. 🤦‍♂️

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Scott Allen @theweaseltimeline.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Dear advertisers: If I detect AI slop in your advertising I assume you also poison your product and underpay your employees I’ll act accordingly.

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Scott Allen @theweaseltimeline.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Hahahahahahahahaha……….aaaahhhhaahahahahahahahagagagggrrrgghhh. HA!

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Scott Allen @theweaseltimeline.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Can’t wait to see that $100 iPhone.

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Scott Allen @theweaseltimeline.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

So during Trump’s first term God sent a plague. During his second term its fires and floods. Can someone ask a religious person how many signs they’re gonna need?

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Scott Allen @theweaseltimeline.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

It’s weird when the “put women back in the kitchen” party creates policy to…..*checks notes* put women back in the kitchen. www.huffpost.com/entry/live-u...

huffpost.com

Susan Collins ‘Deeply Troubled’ By Hegseth Sidelining Women And People Of Color In Military

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Scott Allen @theweaseltimeline.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Great work America. Way to overcome our vibe and show our true colors. Not the World Cup we deserved but definitely the World Cup we needed.

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Scott Allen @theweaseltimeline.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Looks like tire tracks to me. Must be the big government deep state out to get the big government sex traffickers. How deep does the rabbit hole go?

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Scott Allen @theweaseltimeline.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Scarves and voice’s up Seattle. If you’re going tomorrow we’re trying to make the stadium red, white and blue. Send this to whom ever is attending. @usmnt.ussoccer.com #worldcup #seattle #USMNT