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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Not me, since I haven't seen that either; I recommended Shōgun and The Penguin. Oh, Lanterns is fantastic, too.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Song of the day for no reason whatsoever: "Guilty" by Gravity Kills.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Slipknot Nothingface Atari Teenage Riot Dog Fashion Disco Meat Beat Manifesto Prodigy Thievery Corporation Asian Dub Foundation Soul Coughing Fishbone

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

For my trivia, when it's over, I usually play an outro song as people are leaving, something that's relevant to a question from the night. The plan was to play "Werewolves of London", but there was only one choice; well, several choices, but I went with "9 to 5". RIP to the realest one. #RIPDolly

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I've actually been on that ship. I thought it only sailed the Baltic Sea.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Fun times. I seem to remember a minor pitch invasion during the deluge.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

This is appropriate, because I wish The Killers would get into the fucking sea.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

It was nice to get away. I would've loved to see Jamaica, but maybe some other time. Hot as hell, but everyone was lovely.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

A weeklong cruise; DR, Sr. Thomas, Tortola, and Great Stirrup Cay in the Bahamas. I'm flying back from Miami in a few hours.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Back stateside. I'm pretty sure half my bloodstream is Gosling's now.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I'm celebrating 250 years of America by getting the fuck out of it for a week.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Just for introducing "schmuck" into my vocabulary, I owe Mel Brooks an incalculable debt. Happy birthday to the King.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Thought I could outpace a nail in my tire on the way to get it replaced; that didn't happen, so I spent about 2 hours on the side of the highway hoping not to get hit by lunatics, even in a massive lay-by, and unable to attach my spare because my wheel lock didn't fit. What a fucking morning.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

I bought a new guitar over the weekend; nothing super expensive as my skill level barely approaches "hobby". I tried some riffs from Unsane and Brujeria, and I've got a long way to go to get to "competent". Still, it was fun.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

While researching trivia, I just learned that one of my favorite voice actors (and a personal hero), Rob Paulsen, was in the very first "got milk?" advert; he's the radio trivia host. That man has had such an influence on me, I don't even know it sometimes.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

"Loveuary", like literally any other time of year on Hallmark, has a bunch of movies with identical "plots" where Spiegel catalogue models stare gormlessly at each other, because that's what love is all about.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Remember how The Simpsons invented "Love Day" as an absurd holiday? Hallmark Channel has an all-month programming block called "Loveuary". That show really did predict everything.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

You know what rules? Ordering something from Fairfax, and seeing it sent to a postal distribution center in Richmond. It's far more efficient to send something a hundred miles south than to drive like, a tenth of that distance north.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Tate looks like a drawing on a Victorian-era boxing advertisement defending against those uppercuts. Couldn't have happened to a bigger shitfuck.

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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

It took as much time to make as Lalas takes to think about anything that he says. Maybe even longer.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Looks like SNL has their cold open this week. Sometimes, I wish I had an "adult character in Peanuts" audio filter to drown out some voices on TV. Maybe I should just invest in a trumpet.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

I did just respond to a survey they sent out, and I gave them both barrels, so to speak. I'm sure some intern just rolled their eyes and deleted it. If DCU is just here to squeeze the marks, in increasingly stupid ways, then so be it; I've got far better ways to spend my time and money.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Just today I got an email from DCU practically screaming at me to "lock in" my season ticket for 2026. Never mind that I haven't had a season ticket for almost 20 years now; I've never been less inclined to give them my money, then this news emerges. No fucking chance. This club is a farce.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I have a friend who won tickets to tonight's Caps game, but was going to stay in to study for an important test. They made the right decision. #ALLCAPS

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Trying out a Halloween gag name again; no one got it the first time, but that was back on Twitter.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

The only comedy, or bravery, I've ever seen on this show is when the Roots played Michele Bachmann onto the stage with "Lyin' Ass Bitch" by Fishbone. The chickenshit Fallon threw Questlove under the bus afterward as well.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Last year I went to only my second DCU match at Audi; we gave up a 2-goal lead to the Union and limped to a draw on a miserable night of rain. After seeing the current scoreline, that result was a bargain.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

I feel like I need to pull up sometime soon and pour one out as near to Section 120 as soon as possible.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

To be fair, nowadays it looks more like a tribute to RFK Jr. than his father.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Ornstein for accuracy; Fabrizio for the greatest "HERE WE GO!" in history.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Last night, I had a trivia question about this; in the notes was the usual "conservatives hate DEI" line, and a bit about the DNC tweeting "we think it sucks too". It's nice to know the "opposition" is not only fighting a dumb culture war, but fighting it FOR the assholes that started it.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Here's a sobering reminder of my advancing age; while I'm listening to the new Clipse album like I'm in my 20s, ad advert for Mutual of Omaha comes on, and I see that I'm at the minimum age to qualify for their life insurance.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Yes, this is actual sad news. "Feels So Good" has always been the shit.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

I had a great joke at trivia tonight that no one got. There was a question about "I Am Legend", and a note about Will Smith watching "Shrek" to combat loneliness. My joke was that "Shrek" was a better choice for him to watch than "Madagascar".

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

They ended up shutting down all the rides before I could get on; there's a slow-moving storm coming in. We may try to sneak in a morning visit before we head home.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

Actually, that'll settle the bath for me, haha. The Wolf was good; it scared the hell out of me, but that's the point.

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