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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱

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Shōgun of @dcarmoury.bsky.social. Cromulence incarnate. God of hellfire. Paragon of virtues. Cylonitarian. Rat bastard. The Arsenal. In your face like Ed Gein. Valar Cirrhosis. No equal; no sequel.

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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Song of the day for no reason whatsoever: "Guilty" by Gravity Kills.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Slipknot Nothingface Atari Teenage Riot Dog Fashion Disco Meat Beat Manifesto Prodigy Thievery Corporation Asian Dub Foundation Soul Coughing Fishbone
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
For my trivia, when it's over, I usually play an outro song as people are leaving, something that's relevant to a question from the night. The plan was to play "Werewolves of London", but there was only one choice; well, several choices, but I went with "9 to 5". RIP to the realest one. #RIPDolly
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I split the G for the second time today. Vamos España.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Back stateside. I'm pretty sure half my bloodstream is Gosling's now.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Bye Felicia!
Putting out to sea from Miami.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I'm celebrating 250 years of America by getting the fuck out of it for a week.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Just for introducing "schmuck" into my vocabulary, I owe Mel Brooks an incalculable debt. Happy birthday to the King.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Thought I could outpace a nail in my tire on the way to get it replaced; that didn't happen, so I spent about 2 hours on the side of the highway hoping not to get hit by lunatics, even in a massive lay-by, and unable to attach my spare because my wheel lock didn't fit. What a fucking morning.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I bought a new guitar over the weekend; nothing super expensive as my skill level barely approaches "hobby". I tried some riffs from Unsane and Brujeria, and I've got a long way to go to get to "competent". Still, it was fun.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
While researching trivia, I just learned that one of my favorite voice actors (and a personal hero), Rob Paulsen, was in the very first "got milk?" advert; he's the radio trivia host. That man has had such an influence on me, I don't even know it sometimes.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Remember how The Simpsons invented "Love Day" as an absurd holiday? Hallmark Channel has an all-month programming block called "Loveuary". That show really did predict everything.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
You know what rules? Ordering something from Fairfax, and seeing it sent to a postal distribution center in Richmond. It's far more efficient to send something a hundred miles south than to drive like, a tenth of that distance north.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Tate looks like a drawing on a Victorian-era boxing advertisement defending against those uppercuts. Couldn't have happened to a bigger shitfuck.
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Looks like SNL has their cold open this week. Sometimes, I wish I had an "adult character in Peanuts" audio filter to drown out some voices on TV. Maybe I should just invest in a trumpet.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
It's been done.
A picture of "Striker, the World Cup Pup" in all his mid-1990s Warner Bros. glory.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Just today I got an email from DCU practically screaming at me to "lock in" my season ticket for 2026. Never mind that I haven't had a season ticket for almost 20 years now; I've never been less inclined to give them my money, then this news emerges. No fucking chance. This club is a farce.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
The world's oldest Quentin Blake illustration.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I'll be damned; I actually got the PenFed trivia question right. #ALLCAPS
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I have a friend who won tickets to tonight's Caps game, but was going to stay in to study for an important test. They made the right decision. #ALLCAPS
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Trying out a Halloween gag name again; no one got it the first time, but that was back on Twitter.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
The only comedy, or bravery, I've ever seen on this show is when the Roots played Michele Bachmann onto the stage with "Lyin' Ass Bitch" by Fishbone. The chickenshit Fallon threw Questlove under the bus afterward as well.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Last year I went to only my second DCU match at Audi; we gave up a 2-goal lead to the Union and limped to a draw on a miserable night of rain. After seeing the current scoreline, that result was a bargain.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I feel like I need to pull up sometime soon and pour one out as near to Section 120 as soon as possible.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Christmas came a bit early.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Me being born:
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Last night, I had a trivia question about this; in the notes was the usual "conservatives hate DEI" line, and a bit about the DNC tweeting "we think it sucks too". It's nice to know the "opposition" is not only fighting a dumb culture war, but fighting it FOR the assholes that started it.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Increase a Band: Nineteen Inch Nails
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Big Stoke and Josh Fuller? It's a Nova Pro reunion! #AEWCollision
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Here's a sobering reminder of my advancing age; while I'm listening to the new Clipse album like I'm in my 20s, ad advert for Mutual of Omaha comes on, and I see that I'm at the minimum age to qualify for their life insurance.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Yes, this is actual sad news. "Feels So Good" has always been the shit.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I had a great joke at trivia tonight that no one got. There was a question about "I Am Legend", and a note about Will Smith watching "Shrek" to combat loneliness. My joke was that "Shrek" was a better choice for him to watch than "Madagascar".
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Busch Gardens is hot as balls. I may break down and get on a water ride just to cool down.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Shanghai Dune?
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
If you see this, quote post with a robot that isn't from Star Wars. Star Trek, Doctor Who and Transformers.
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a black and white photo of a woman wearing headphones on her head
Alt: Birgitte Helm as Parody from Metropolis
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Final score; 44 points, good for 3rd place, but I tied with a team of eight. They thought I was local, so they gave me the $10 gift card.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
If it's Tuesday night, then I'm at Murphy's for trivia... except it's at Virginia Beach. Time to see how my Tidewater counterpart holds up.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Made it to Virginia Beach. 460 remains depressing.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
It's been done. www.instagram.com/reel/DAmq2bJ...
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Didn't Gary Neville already introduce this foolishness into the world?
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
@goonersgirl008.bsky.social Excalibur just said "a rainy night in Stoke"!
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
What in the 2001 XFL is this shit?
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Alison Starling of Channel 7 held the door open for me at my kids' school after a 5th-grade orchestra concert.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Anyone else find it odd that România's keeper is named Moldovan? He's off by just a few miles. #AUTROU
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Okay, so I'm watching an episode of "Batman" with Vincent Price as Egghead and Anne Baxter as a "Cossack queen" (?) stealing radium to hatch a dinosaur egg. Please tell me this is how Michael Crichton got the idea for "Jurassic Park".
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
There is a wild swing between the extremely sharp and occasionally filthy humor of "The Golden Girls" and the previews of bland, bleached, milquetoast Hallmark Channel movies during commercial breaks. I don't think they actually know what they're airing.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
If Michele Kang is thinking of renaming the Spirit, she must be fuming that "Pride" is already taken.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The only Pope I recognize; Edward XXIII.
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 @thevza.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
For fuck's sake, Caps.
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