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The_Turtle_Moves

@theturtlemoves.bsky.social
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Recovering quantitative economics practitioner (data scientist). Interested in things. Appreciate of physical objects and light. Failure modes fascinate and horrify. Occasional woodworking and house projects. Dog. Cat. Cute

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Roger Parloff @rparloff.bsky.social · 9h
ICYMI, great statement by former VP Mike Pence about Trump's betrayal of Ukraine. Scandal there's no one else left in Republican Party able to say it out loud.
President Trump's decision to lift sanctions on Russian fuel amidst Putin's ongoing and brutal attacks on civilian targets in Ukraine makes no sense and is a betrayal of the legacy and leadership of the late Senator Lindsey
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While Ukraine fights for its survival, Putin's war machine continues to prosecute his terrorist war on civilian populations and innocent Ukrainians are dying every day.
Now, Instead of implementing the tough sanctions Lindsey Graham fought to his last breath to enact, President Trump has announced the United States is lifting sanctions on Russian energy, fueling the Putin's war machine.
As I saw firsthand in Ukraine last month, Putin is losing this war. Ukraine has fought the Russian military to a standstill and reinvented warfare with drones taking the fight into the heart of Russia.
America should not be throwing a lifeline to Putin's war machine. Now is the time to stand strong against Russian aggression as we did during the first Trump administration.
Putin doesn't want peace. Putin wants Ukraine. I have no doubt that if Putin overruns Ukraine, it will only be a matter of time until Russia's military crosses a border that our troops will have to deal with him.
America is the Leader of the Free World. For our National Security, for the security of our Allies in Europe including Ukraine, President Trump should rescind this deal immediately and return to the strong policies of our four years in the White House; impose harsh sanctions on any nation purchasing Russian energy and work with our allies to ensure Ukraine has the military support it needs to repel and defeat this Russian invasion once and for all. Slava Ukraini
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anne gibson @kirabug.com · 23h
www.facebook.com/share/r/19TR...
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cautionary tale
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Roger Parloff @rparloff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trump choosing Russia diesel fuel over Ukrainian freedom. US warns Kyiv that strikes on Russia jeopardise intelligence-sharing. www.ft.com/content/7fd4...
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US warns Kyiv that strikes on Russia jeopardise intelligence-sharing
Donald Trump’s administration delivered threat after Volodymyr Zelenskyy criticised diesel deal with Moscow
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Elizabeth Warren supposedly wants to meet me. I'm trying to figure out if it's a catfish situation or a cougar situation. I think I'm probably too old for it to be cougar.
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Stubby: yes Small: no
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Arsonists!
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 06/10/2026
4/ Fernando Vasquez, an 18-year-old citizen, was on break from work when agents chased and handcuffed him, then put him in their truck. After realizing their mistake, the agents left the teen alone in the woods, with no way to get home. Then they threw his ID out of the truck.
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Baking is basically magic. Probably have to worry about the phase of the moon, too. Wish I could do it.
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Baking is very precise, and I find that stressful. Cooking I do to de-stress (also because hunger). Cooking you can make up as you go based on what's becoming marginal in your fridge, try doing that with baking and it'll be deeply regrettable. I'm sure good bakers can improvise, but that is not me.
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My previous cat, if I moved at all, would demand that I get up and open the door so she could leave. Current cat just re-situates and goes back to sleep.
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can if you bring your own
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's because you can't "talk your way out of a ticket" by being the right kind of white when it's a camera
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is the fifth circuit, so it's until they are forced to give up declaring Trump governor and senator by judicial fiat 18 months from now
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have one cat one dog, same dynamic.
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Letting all the fizz out
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Another example of Trump trying to prop up coal and oil, but actually accomplishing global decarbonation
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Suspension of disbelief gets harder when the news is full of implausible incompetence. The Veep writers couldn't have done 'an average Trump Administration week' because the audience would consider it excessively absurd. But if Veep compared to reality is closer to The West Wing, then it's not funny
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The only way to beat the market is to cheat, and there's people much better situated to cheat than us peasants.
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The market goes up in the long run. Individual stocks go down in the long run. Buy into an index that represents as much of the market as possible, never pick individual stocks (or industries or commodities...). This is what I took out of my undergrad 'finance for econ majors' taught by an econ prof
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Must be a pain in the neck to try and strip cables with that sword
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Whatsapp twinge 😂
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dumb A.I.
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wouldn't say fun read was exactly my experience. It filled me with secondhand anxiety, and then I bought more @caitlinrozakis.bsky.social books because it was just extremely well done.
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What I need is the etiquette solution for whether I should inquire after the health of a sick spouse of somebody I run into around the neighborhood occasionally, or if I should not because they died a month ago...
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shit like this is why we can't have politics satire fiction during administrations Trump.
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Reconstruction"
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you for your service
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Smashing stuff is always easier... Although I have to say, the lesson from trump 1 did seem to be that the economy is remarkably robust to being smacked with a stupid stick over and over again
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Makes two senators and all 15 of their voters disproportionately happy 😔
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Or a rat char
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Never to be confused with a rat king
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Important distinction there, 'everybody' vs. 'anybody'
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Doesn't that mean that the whole species ends up, in the words of Pratchett at: "inbreeding having progressed to the point where the sole remaining example consisted mostly of teeth" Which seems particularly problematic for birds?
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Last 10 minutes
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Roger Parloff @rparloff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
To be clear, Mr. Attorney General, the 1st Cir struck down your policy after full adversary briefing on 9/18. Rather than seek clarification on whether it took effect immediately, you tried to fly still more people to 3d countries so it would be too late for them. On 9/23 it found out & stopped you.
Without even allowing the government a chance to respond, and in the dark of night, a federal appeals court blocked us from conducting all third-country removals of illegal aliens, an entirely legal and invaluable tool to stem the tide of illegal immigration. We will immediately seek relief from the Supreme Court, which previously granted a stay in this very same case.
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Kate Klonick @klonick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is a very cute clip, but I love it for reasons that the episode doesn't really explore: *All networked technology comes down to chat* Talking to each other is either the foundation of all new networked technology or becomes inexorably tied up with it-- since the early days of the Internet 1/
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happens to everyone, constantly. Seems to just be one of those things. RSS feeds are the worst form of Internet except for all the others
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two in one morning, at this rate his own party might actually be tempted to impeach him before the midterms.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 23/09/2026
I wrote about how Trump is treating presidential power like it's his own possession and using it to punish blue states — but also about how at least he's promised lots of cash for all of us. www.ctinsider.com/columnist/ar...
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I presume nobody takes seriously the claim that Don Jr. paid anybody back for anything. In general, but also specifically in this case.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 22/09/2026
The theme of Trump’s second term is his using the power of the presidency as though it’s his own. That manifests in tantrums booting media outlets from the White House. More harmfully, it also manifests in blocking federal funding to states that didn’t vote for him. www.ctinsider.com/columnist/ar...
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Artists: but I don't want to lose my job. I love it. Mathematicians: but I don't want to lose my job. I love it. Economists: LONG HAVE I AWAITED THIS HOUR! DESTROY ME, EFFICIENCY, AND LET UTILIZATION-ADJUSTED TOTAL FACTOR PRODUCTIVITY RISE ON THE WIND OF MY ASHES!
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Economists with PhDs always filled with self-loathing for having engaged in a suboptimal financial decision. I don't think other fields have that in quite the same way. Regret, maybe, but not professional shame for being in the profession.
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No doubt soon-to-be-renamed
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My daughter is 5 and they've gender-segregated her soccer team, and I just don't understand why.
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As a lifelong nerd, I don't get it... All these things seem like you're just supposed to be trying to be better than you were before, and if at some point you get a Wikipedia entry that says 'third furthest javelin overall and furthest woman' that seems like athletes would be fine with it?
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If it helps at all, my understanding is that pumpkin pie itself also contains no orange gourd flesh. Because our regulator system is so loose, any kind of gourd can be called 'pumpkin' so the stuff in the can is actually from a cheaper, better tasting, gourd.
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The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Better than table saws. But anything with spinning metal is distressing.
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