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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anyone who dances like this doesn't need a ballroom—he needs a padded cell.
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 14/07/2026
Breaking news: President Trump said that the U.S. is pivoting away from an earlier threat of a “reimbursement fee” for ships going through the Strait of Hormuz while also narrowing his plans for a blockade of Iranian vessels transiting the waterway.
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Trump retreats from shipping toll, limits blockade in Strait of Hormuz
President Trump said the Strait of Hormuz "is open to ALL Ship traffic except for Iran."
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Is this guy foaming at the mouth? (Ron Baron on CNBC)
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The next time Trump aka The Toddler is interviewed lock him down in his high chair so he cannot pout and run away.
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
* PENTAGON OFFICIAL SAYS IRAN WAR COST AT $29 BILLION @reuters.com
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Trump's been busy sitting on the throne.
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Luckily for ICE agent Jonathan Ross, he only murdered someone. If he had taken a photo of seashells on a beach, he'd be in *real* trouble.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It must be Tuesday.
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/04/2026
KERNEN: We'd never be able to send anyone back if you needed a judicial warrant every single time RAND PAUL: Well, I don't think that's true. Obeying the 4th Amendment of the Constitution shouldn't be too difficult. It's something we fought the revolution over.
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Remember when Trump threatened to wipe out a whole civilization? And then backed out of that and talked about forming a deal with Iran? And then dropped that and went to a UFC fight as negotiations fell apart? And then unveiled a triumphal arch and a photo of himself as Jesus? That was this week.
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Tim O’Brien @timobrien.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
He's clearly been watching "The Pitt" because all the doctors on that show wear red robes and cast healing light beams from their palms in order to cure their patients when they "do Red Cross."
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The picture of health.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
April Fools. Also May Fool, June Fool, July Fool, August Fool, September Fool, October Fool, November Fool, December Fool, January Fool, February Fool, and March Fool.
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Oof. ☘️ @mediaite.com www.mediaite.com/media/tv/iri...
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Cinephilia & Beyond @cinephiliabeyond.org · 13/03/2026
“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Dow futures drop 250 points as Trump raises tariffs again, sowing confusion www.cnbc.com/2026/02/22/s...
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Dow futures drop 250 points as Trump raises tariffs again, sowing confusion: Live updates
Wall Street is coming off a volatile session on Friday after the Supreme Court struck down President Donald Trump’s tariffs.
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
An OT win!
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Dear Attorney General Bondi
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
share.google/rUVrSyEYwyOS... Who is he? Help identify him.
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Redirect Notice
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
When the camera points to the audience during the Turning Point USA halftime show
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Shanlon Wu @shanlonwu.com · 25/01/2026
No pretext any more -
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/01/2026
Trump is now confusing Greenland and Iceland: "They're not there for us on Iceland, that I can tell you. Our stock market took the first dip yesterday because of Iceland. So Iceland has already cost us a lot of money."
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Barry McCaffrey @brma64.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Trump is showing signs of mental health breakdown. A mixture of illegal, dangerous, childish, comical. Is Congress listening? The Trump Cabinet?
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The 'Commander Kankles' TACO Toddler Files @thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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