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Tim Lyons @thetimlyons.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

I could see myself getting married here.

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Jim Daley @jimdaleywrites.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

I'm at the scene where ICE abducted multiple people from Lincoln and Foster this morning. A WGN producer was among the people taken, allegedly because she was among a group of bystanders who tried to intervene. ICE agents hit this car while making their getaway.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I am just so fucking proud of her.

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Tim Lyons @thetimlyons.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Trying stand up for the first time

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Tim Lyons @thetimlyons.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Release the list of names of the guys who bought bottled up farts from that woman online in 2020, almost killing her from making her fart so much.

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Tim Lyons @thetimlyons.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Like weed, coughing after sipping whiskey that goes down the wrong pipe gets you drunker. I do it on purpose.

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Tim Lyons @thetimlyons.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Sure 🔥way to pick up any girl at da club

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Tim Lyons @thetimlyons.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Day 6,652 of resisting the urge to go downtown and f**k the bean. Today was hard.

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Tim Lyons @thetimlyons.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Seeking 6 guys who want to transform their lives over the next 4 months and love burgers. Must be willing to go to war against a rival family of 5 burger lovers. DM for details.

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Tim Lyons @thetimlyons.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

After reading all the day’s terrible news, it’s nice to unwind by having my mother, who hasn’t spoken to anyone all day, recap all of the day’s terrible news back to me in an absolute panic.

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Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Oh hell yes.

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Tim Lyons @thetimlyons.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Woke up screaming from a nightmare where my ass got pinched by one of those rolling slides at Discovery Zone.

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Tim Lyons @thetimlyons.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Thanks to my son for giving me my daily news! #thedailyduke

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Tim Lyons @thetimlyons.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

*Me using a vacuum my mom has had and used her entire life* My mom: oh my god what is that noise!?

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Tim Lyons @thetimlyons.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

My wife said she’ll divorce me if I say “my spider sense is tingling” one more time after I use the hearing aid feature on my new AirPod Pros.

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Tim Lyons @thetimlyons.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Not sure if gingers have souls but I know that if we kill someone in a dream they die in real life.

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Tim Lyons @thetimlyons.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

I like to leave my inbox wide open on Black Friday and let the emails roll in! There’s so many great deals and steals! Then when I have all my little emails together, I tuck them into their own folder and unsubscribe from them one by one. Smiling, I bathe in their blood.

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Tim Lyons @thetimlyons.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

All my cousins banging on the bathroom door 40 minutes after dinner, shit filling up their pants. My legs are asleep, my ass cheeks are red and I'm 30 minutes into a perfect Balatro run on my phone. I can't stop now. I won't stop now.

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Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Hosting Thanksgiving this year

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Tim Lyons @thetimlyons.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

My heart goes out to anyone with perfect pitch going to a Wicked sing along this weekend and sitting in front of someone belting flat notes the entire time. Stay strong.

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Tim Lyons @thetimlyons.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

No matter how horny you might be just know you’ll never be as horny as the guy who comments “I hope you’re having a beautiful day” on a woman’s workout TikTok.

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Tim Lyons @thetimlyons.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Coming this fall to MAX. Every family has a secret family.

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Tim Lyons @thetimlyons.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

I’ve seen Frankenstein’s monster somewhere before…

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Tim Lyons @thetimlyons.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

The car did that automatically. Normally those aren't there.

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Tim Lyons @thetimlyons.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Restarting my weight loss journey here BlueSky! Here we go!

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Tim Lyons @thetimlyons.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

You go to back up and see this. wyd?

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Tim Lyons @thetimlyons.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

I got fired from my GF’s Only Fans for loving her to hard (cumming to quick) but this dude Mark from Craigslist she found lasts so long and has a PHD (smarts) so it’ll be better for her brand in the long run. I can finally get back to editing full time! Welcome to the team Mark!

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Tim Lyons @thetimlyons.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

I’m so damn polite like when someone says “let’s talk tonight” I keep myself alive all day so they don’t have to deal with that being the last thing they said to me.

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Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

This is what happens when I try to be vulnerable

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Tim Lyons @thetimlyons.bsky.social · 12/02/2024

Truly the best spot to just clear my head and get some writing done.

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