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The Tied Typer

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NSFW, 18+ ONLY 🔞 🐧 Linux nerd | 🐾 skittish internet animal | 🏳️‍⚧️ genderfluid - gimme all those pronouns | Born in the late 1900s

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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 09/10/2026
by all means, AI evangelists: leave me behind, off with you, godspeed, don’t let the door hit you news.berkeley.edu/2026/10/09/u...
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Using AI for just 10 minutes erodes your ability to persist at hard things - Berkeley News
A UC Berkeley researcher co-authored a study that raises profound questions about how we interact with artificial intelligence in education — and daily life.
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Transcendent Fiction Publishing @tfpublishing.bsky.social · 11h
We're 100% non-ai and always will be.
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🌓ⒼⓁⓄ🌗 @glopossum.com · 23h
Something feels different.
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Nordeva 🐥 @nordeva.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Kobold exploration 🚪🌿 Illustration comm. for euphoriceulogy
Digital illustration. A kobold character is opening a dungeon door and looking inside. He wears a cloak and has a dragon spirit companion on his shoulder. They enter a wooden room filled with vines.
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Kos, that kobold you know @draekos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#monsterfucktober 6: Firmware Update [That post about how the worst thing you can do to a sub is tell them to get 8 hours of sleep and clean their home]
a fat synth falls prey to a malicious hacker! Ohno, she's so full of self love that she's cumming her brains (and little dick) out about it!
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Katauni (Ghost_Forger) @katauni.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Empyrean has no shortage of nude beaches, and they are one of my favorite haunts. Good drinks, good views.~ Speaking of views, you aren't exactly being stealthy back there ;3
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Brae! 🔞 @brae.gay · 08/10/2026
potential [HACKED]bondi lore: while he can't change his amount of mass (except via cum intake), maybe he can redistribute his silicone goo to basically shape-shift i'm extremely a spreadsheet guy so Observe The Spreadsheet
A spreadsheet theorizing how Braeburned's character, [HACKED]bondi, might redistribute their silicone core to change forms. a NSFW sketch of Braeburned's character, [HACKED]bondi
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A comic of three colourful foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green, and the third one is little blue, big blue's little brother. In this one, the shading is slightly sharper and brighter than in normal reality, as Blue, Green, and Blue's brother are playing a videogame.
Green: Just to warn you too, I have never played a videogame in my life.
Baby Blue: Yeah, I know.

Both Blue and his brother freeze in horror as Green turns around to look at a cute little purple potato on the ground. The potato has eyes, and is looking right back at Green. A health bar has appeared above Green, and another one beneath the little potato. The potato's health bar is significantly larger than Green's.
Green: A "healthbar" means it's aggressive, right?

Blue and his brother watch in horror as Green runs off.
Blue: Stop running into more of them!
Green: I'm trying to run away!

Blue and his brother watch in mild disappointment as something unseen but clearly unsavoury happens to Green outside of the panel's view. A text appears above them, saying "<Green_Fox has died of making bad choices>"
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Tuzz - Helium Inspector @tuzzleton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Krystal all colored! I may have to draw her doing various things in this outfit...
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Reppjongg @reppjongg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
FINALLY figured out why some of these came out as dull color, I had accidentally set the color profile to some weird format.. Reposting for crispiness ✨
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Shadowtails @shadowtailsart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fire fox 🔥 🎨 for @kzorrofuego.bsky.social
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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🩸 morteraphan 🗝️ @morteraphan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel you, brave little plant [oc] 🪴
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Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cb
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Gondor Flame
ALT: Gondor Flame
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Katauni (Ghost_Forger) @katauni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Magic libraries really do have peak vibes don't they?~ Finished sfw comm for Raylisk featuring his dragon Cilian and their owl Sebastian!
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ghost catcher jd 🪦 @softmossdog.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
I made a comic.
Four panels. Panel 1: pile of clothes on chair, pile of clothes on floor, pile of hangers on floor. Text: I'll do better tomorrow. Panel 2: toothbrush in a cup, flosser next to it, I can do it! brush my teeth chart with stars on Monday AM, Wednesday PM, Saturday AM. More stars by chart. Text: I'll do better tomorrow. Panel 3: open laptop says sent job applications: 0. Text: I'll do better tomorrow. Panel 4: crying eyes looking into identical crying eyes in mirror. Text: I'll do better tomorrow
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 20/09/2026
the RE movie protag is a certified goofball
Resident Evil movie comic
Bryan laughs constantly he lifts up a ladder and chucks it
It hits a zombie dog and he says “stupid dog”
Then he runs away continuing his laughing
He appears out the upper door of a barn, looks down to the far ground, realizing his mistake
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Tikaka @tikaka.art · 26/09/2026
Every click a wonder! #kobold #oc:Torkku
Three panel comic of my koboldsona Torkku.
Text reads "me on my puter"
Torkku squinting at a monitor "oh? An adult content label? Show your secrets!" As it clicks with the mouse.
Middle panel Torkku just going "ooh!"
Last panel Torkku looks into camera "that is a penis!"
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rosemary02.bsky.social @rosemary02.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Billie Clutch
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dragonweirdo @dragonweirdo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mina the Hollower doin a lil dance Song: At Last We Rest (Old Graveyard) by Jake Kaufman
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Brushfire 🔜 Fur-eh @brushfire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Watercolour painting done for Synthwave Shark at fur-eh :) #furryart #NSFW
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Mike @banditdekard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There just isn't a legitimate solution to this which doesn't result in thousands of people currently working in the Federal government going to prison for many years
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 22/09/2026
Nothing will ever be enough for these people.
Microsoft gross profit for the quarter ending June 30, 2026 was $60.482B, a 15.36% increase year-over-year.
Microsoft gross profit for the twelve months ending June 30, 2026 was $225.465B, a 16.28% increase year-over-year.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2026 was $225.465B, a 16.28% increase from 2025.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2025 was $193.893B, a 13.38% increase from 2024.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2024 was $171.008B, a 17.09% increase from 2023.
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Gråtrunka Moment @swampy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
also lil gag thing for @chocolateandmilk.bsky.social
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 21/09/2026
‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has passed $100M worldwide.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are standing side-by-side listening to a third fox, a golden yellow stranger.
Stranger: ...And five whole years later, our cleric was found within somebody's vacuum cleaner!

As the stranger continues chattering, Green leans subtly towards Blue, whispering to him.
Green: Do you have any idea who this is?
Blue: I thought you knew!
Green: I'm face blind! I have to bluff all the time!
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alandolit.bsky.social @alandolit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m sketching a fanart of Ocean from My Bigger Boyfriend, where he’s posing for the fictional magazine Beast. Watch out, you might fall in love with his eyes 👀 #ocean #mybiggerboyfriend
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Nora | CEO of Mega Evolution 👾 @norainthefuture.tv · 19/09/2026
please share this & make sure it’s the only attention logan paul & modretro get tomorrow.
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Simp 4 Alduin 🔞 @mathdragon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
paws with a job #dragnwash
Ryan the dragon from Drag'n Wash stroking his penis with his back feet.
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Kokoro Grafix @kokorografix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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CharmaineScammell 🌱🇬🇧 @charmainescammell.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
If you see a snail crossing a path & grab its shell to move it out of the way, you might be injuring it while thinking you're helping but grabbing the shell is a problem ✅ How to move a snail safely: #GardenWildlife #GentleGardening ee
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
me about to hit you with my gay sword
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green approaches Blue, who is nestled comfortably within a large purple bean bag chair.
Green: How's the bean bag chair?
Blue: Comfy.

Blue watches in silent horror as Green jumps into the air, about to dive into the chair as well.
Green: Make way!

As Green dives in, Blue is launched into the air by the force of Green's landing.

Now cozied up in the bean bag chair, Green watches as Blue flies off in the distance, barely visible as a shred of colour on the sky.
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026
from the Japanese dub of community
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FuzzWolf 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzwolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Our house decided that our tiniest hyena plush was the little guy in our brains trying to keep things under control like a tiny OSHA inspector. His name is Mambo because he’s the fifth hyena in the house.
Headshot cartoon drawing of our plush hyena, Mambo. He’s wearing a purple construction hat and safety glasses. The text above him says “It’s the fascism boss!”IRL picture of Mambo, a small plush hyena. The picture is slightly out of focus. He’s wearing a multicolored pride collar, and has a Post-it note with an exclamation point on it on his head. 
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Danny Page @danny.page · 17/09/2026
God bless @atherton.bsky.social for this succinct wisdom
Kelsey D. Atherton - tweet from 2019

Oh, you're experiencing a structural problem? Have you ever considered trying different personal choices instead?
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
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28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

16:18 - Feb 28, 2025

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Tori @torideer.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
hanging out bottomless tonight
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🎃 Tamummy Crossbones ☠️ @hekkabecca.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
boss, the fascism
Tumblr post by user Nitewrighter that reads:
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting down while Green is bothering him, nibbling on the tip of Blue's ear with his teeth.
Blue: What are you doing?
Green: Nibbling your ear.
Blue: Why?
Green: Because it's there.
Blue: ...Where else would it be?
Green: Migrating to the other side of your head to escape the nibbles.
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Spicyramen @spicyramen02.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Jufre's domain @jufrevheul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
dude drag'n wash just woke my inner feral art hahah i love my hubby so much
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Mx. Moz @mleelunsford.com · 15/09/2026
Old concept I tried that I wanted to try again on. Print available here: mleelunsford-shop.fourthwall.com/products/whe...
A parody Scooby-Doo piece trying to look like a 1960's thriller movie poster
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 15/09/2026
New favourite example of structural ambiguity
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Jamejarrs (COMMS OPEN) 🏳️‍🌈🦉🐈🔜MFF @jamejarrs.hoot.gay · 14/09/2026
This has unironically been the best use of gyro controls I've ever used
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Nines @ninejackals.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dragons asses have never been cleaner than right now in this fandom.
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Bork 🦴 - COMMS OPEN @borkthunder.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Morning coffee
A wolf and a bat anthro sharing a morning coffee
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