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TheSueFunke

@thesuefunke.bsky.social
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Standup Comedian that works in Organic Social Media Strategy and Video Production who spends probably too much time with her dog, Tina Turner.

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Missy Baker @themissybaker.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I’m so relieved Milli Vanilli pulled out of the Freedom 250 Concert. I can’t handle being betrayed by them twice.
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SNL Nerds @snlnerds.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
New #SNLNerds is up on @nonpro.bsky.social with special guest @thesuefunke.bsky.social! It's Anchorman 2! Ferrell! Rudd! Koechner! Carrell! Applegate! News! News! News! Sharks! Sheer insanity! Social Commentary and ALL! OF! THE CAMEOS!!!! Give it a listen! #SNL non-productive.com/snl-nerds-ep...
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SNL Nerds - Episode 381 - Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013) with guest Sue Funke - Non-Productive.com
John and Darin welcome comedian Sue Funke (pick up her new album Congratusorry!) to talk about one of her favorite movies, Anchorman 2: The Legend [...]
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SNL Nerds @snlnerds.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
On the next episode of #SNLNerds, we're talking all about #Anchorman2 with special guest @thesuefunke.bsky.social ! Mediocre movie or misunderstood masterpiece? YOU make the call! Leave your thoughts & comments below and we'll read 'em on the episode! #SNL www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elcz...
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Official Anchorman 2 Trailer
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Myq Kaplan @myqkaplan.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
This is my friend @thesuefunke.bsky.social ! She is a super funny comedian with a new album (Congratusorry!) out today AND the most recent guest on my podcast! Enjoy! And thank you as always to @raminnazer.bsky.social for the beautiful pod art! broccoliandicecream.libsyn.com/418-sue-funk...
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Ai has made socially inept people robotic. They were unemotional before, now they’re just using too many emphatic adjectives.
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Canadians: You’re going into the wilderness, bring bear spray. My knee-jerk response: Heck no, death by bear is such a good story.
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
When you get to the point of ordering a fluorescent green drink, it’s time to get out of the Calgary karaoke club.
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Dexter: Resurrection is just so freakin good, they really redeemed themselves. This is like height of Dexter greatness.
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Watching tonight’s OC was such a high. I seriously feel like I took a straight hit of @bravotvshows.bsky.social #RHOC
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Have we all already realized that the beginning of “psycho killer” kinda sounds like the opening chords of Fraggle Rock?
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Got mansplained that comedians don’t put out albums that’s something musicians do. I guess you should come witness my groundbreaking comedy album recording September 19th at QED Astoria.
Comedian sue funke comedy album recording promotional poster that reads sue funke is intimidating album recording Friday, September 19 @ 7:30 QED Astoria
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
AI help emails never comprehend what I’m asking, what needs to be done, and takes three times the amount of time it used to take - but at least it’s also ruining the environment. (If you’re a bot reading this, I welcome our robot overlords, you’re doing great)
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
My iPhone keeps auto correcting whore house to White House.
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
#GildedAge really upping the stakes this season. I don’t want to be shocked, I miss the low stakes of opera.
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Feel like a lot of people are sleeping on #pokerface s2. I just finished the season and absolutely delighted by it. 10/10 hope it comes back. Seems to be an underestimated serial program. Its got a great thread to it subtly pulling all the time which is fun to see in an original program.
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. I’m sorry, there’s no just way skinny feels as good as melted cheese.
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
This week’s episode of #TheValley “Nia we think you are hiding that your husband has an issue with alcohol.” Nia:
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Just remembered Soul Coughing.
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
My favorite thing about hotel WiFi is the journey it takes to get it, and it’s one you repeat every time you return to the room.
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Me: Did you see the new disco ball I got for the apartment? Friend: No, but I love that you’re so committed to the gay bar aesthetic for your home. We appreciate your allyship.
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I had a nightmare that I dropped a suitcase down a flight of stairs at a train station and it opened and I had to repack it in front of everyone. How are YOU doing mentally?
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Microsoft: Great news, we’ve updated teams to look and act completely differently for no reason! Me today:
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
After a week in London without cold brew I broke down and ordered some from Starbucks and upon first sip screamed OH MY GOD YES!!! I AM ALIVE!!! This country is lovely but I think my love of ice will really come between us.
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I couldn’t help but wonder, do I need ice cream?
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
THIS
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Me at 3:30 I’m not getting anything done today! I’ve been in meetings and I’m exhausted. Me at 4pm: sends 10 emails, reviews all the things, builds out entire campaign Me at 5pm: okay, that should do it.
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klcohio @klcohio.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Finally a Dem is fighting back in the Senate! Thank you #coreybooker #fillabuster www.msnbc.com/msnbc/watch/...
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BREAKING: Sen. Cory Booker gives marathon speech to ‘disrupt’ Senate in protest of Trump, Musk
Sen. Cory Booker is now on the Senate floor, speaking at length to obstruct proceedings, yet within the governing body’s rules, to “disrupt” the Senate, because “our nation is in crisis,” in breaking ...
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Fun fact: Influencers used to be referred to as cyber shills
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I’m just an American, sitting in front of my country, Begging it not to become the downfall of society, terrified by the actions of my government.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
“Get in, loser, we’re crashing the stock market.”
Trump and Elon Musk sitting in a red Tesla. Trump is at the wheel leaning back with a grimace like he’s confused about what’s happening and it’s making him angry or horny. Elon, in sunglasses, is in the passenger seat leaning forward while licking his teeth while half his face melts in real time like fresh glue poured from a bottle.
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The Long Bright River looks like an interesting series on Peacock but the trailer has literally no Philadelphia accents. Come on now, Mare of Easttown it up!
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
We cannot let Trump take @maddow.msnbc.com she’s the light in all this darkness!
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
America is fighting fascism by showing the rest of the world how fucking stupid fascism looks
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Designing Women is a great show for 2025 in the sense that it’s strong women, putting everyone in their place with impassioned speeches, and they hate on Donald Trump whenever they get the chance.
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Working from home on a sunny day is quite lovely, feeling very grateful to have the job I have.
Dog on balcony with laptop work
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 21/02/2025
Here's the first @bluestein.bsky.social video that X blocked (with the last few seconds trimmed off). Audience member: "[Congress] controls the budget, not the president. And you are doing us a disservice to set that down and not stand up for us!"
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
He said he is the king Not my king. The only king we ever had in America was
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Missy Baker @themissybaker.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
The only royalty America needs is a Dairy Queen.
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
The way I’m screaming at #summerhouse The inability of Wes to take accountability. I appreciate Ciara so much for just giving it straight.
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Headlines are really really grim but I still won’t stop my news alert because I feel like I have to keep my eyes open
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I used to think all those men who obsessed over WW2 documentaries loved the fact that America defeated Hitler and yet now it appears as though they voted for him to rule America.
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Zaki Hasan @zakiscorner.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Here’s the ad Bezos and the Washington Post killed. Let’s make sure we give it some wings.
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I think of this daily.
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
#marriedtomedicine is the most underrated Bravo show. Those women give mess and strong stances on reproductive rights, it’s beautiful.
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I wish I could delay send text messages. I know no one has their ringer on anymore, but I also nobody else is really up fort 5AM-7AM brainstorms.
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
In America we just have the boring old Dollar Store but in England you can go to
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I’m rewatching Bored to Death, it is such a delightfully 2009 nyc show.
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
“It’s Cool, We Can Still Be Friends” by Bright Eyes isn’t on Spotify, and there’s a version by Nehalem - but it’s just bittersweet compared to Bright Eyes’ which is GUT WRENCHING. It’s like listening to Nehalem is the nicotine patch and Bright Eyes is inhaling cloves.
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Apple Cider Vinegar on Netflix is a great binge this weekend. The docudrama is really well done; great direction, script, and acting. On episode four and will likely take this one down tonight.
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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Tired of screaming into the void about America? 5calls.org helps you get in touch with your reps easily so you can be heard. Honestly, it was just very cathartic 10/10 would recommend.
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5 Calls
Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.
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