cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 02/10/2026parents love to put their unlocked phone in their pocket/purse and then say "i don't know whats wrong with my phone, it's always doing crazy stuff" 020
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 01/10/2026i ordered a signed copy of this and i need everyone to see how immaculate his signature is 1111
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 30/09/2026why it's beautiful, sunny cleveland ohio, of course. "the most photogenic city in the u.s." they call it. 000
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 24/09/2026pretty cool sunset here in lakewood ohio last night 👍 291
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 23/09/2026mechagodzilla shows up godzilla: who's this fucking clown 110
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 23/09/2026godzilla has learned to speak and he has a real potty mouth 120
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 21/09/2026nothing more devastating to hear when you join a meeting than "i almost sent you a message to see if you wanted to cancel." send that to me every time. i always want to cancel, honey. 040
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 17/09/2026it's me, the dumbass who got up and drove to the beach to watch the sunrise on the cloudiest day known to man. here's a picture of a tree stump and a rock instead. 070
Reposted by cool happy genius heroAmelia @moonshinemaude.bsky.social · 13/09/2026HEINEKEN??? FUCK THAT SHIT!!!! PABST! BLUE! RIBBON!!!!!!! 0154
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 09/09/2026thinking once again about how nice it would be to have 1.3 billon dollars 010
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 08/09/2026"Just before the second tower fell, I heard a voice calling out from the rubble. We uncovered this big, strong guy, buried under tons and tons of debris. He turns to me and he says 'Thank you, sir. I'm going to make a show about fantasy football now.' Steve Rannasee-see-- Rannazzisi. Whatever." 010
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 05/09/2026Nation Shocked as President Donald J. Trump Reveals New Bangs. Clearly Cut by Himself, Say Experts. 020
Reposted by cool happy genius heroBlack Lodge Cult @blacklodgecult.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It's a friday once again! ❤️ 014877
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 03/09/2026someone should give me 1.3 billion dollars 👍 360
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 02/09/2026check out this old bronco i saw on martha's vineyard last week 040
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 01/09/2026how about a waze app... but for sex? could be somethin' there. 130
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 31/08/2026any time i hear a story like this, i always try to imagine how the insane customer will retell the story to their friends later on and how they'll try to spin it like they were in the right. struggling to come up with anything on this one. 1180
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 21/08/2026i do love that they specifically call out that it won't go to customers. like, yeah, it would just be too much to ask for a refund for being without power for days on end 010
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 21/08/2026was anyone going to report on any of this stuff before ossoff mentioned her or nah? 020
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 20/08/2026don't agree with defacing a tree like this, but you have to respect the talent 020
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 18/08/2026they should make an sd card that's bigger. so you don't lose it 👍 060
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 18/08/2026that period in "have fun." is some seriously nefarious shit 130
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 17/08/2026living in cleveland fuckin' rocks. you can just do this on a sunday night. you don't have to go on vacation or use pto or nothin' 030
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 15/08/2026he's like a caricature of a pathetic loser. it's over the top unbelievable 010
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 14/08/2026he is completely alone is all of the clips too. he can't even imagine having a friend in his wildest fantasy 020
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 14/08/2026wearing a suit of armor in a little rickety boat looked really cool. he should try that one too 120
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 14/08/2026if someone had posted some shit like this when i was in high school they would have had to switch schools they'd been bullied so hard. not saying that's right, it's just... there's gotta be a middle ground 240
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 13/08/2026truly feels like running through a wide open field. going back to nature. 110
