iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

just got an email from work about "biometric screenings available to all employees!" ahahahaha yeah not falling for that, thanks though

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

worst part about going back to the office after a vacation is knowing everyone is going to ask how the trip was. i don't want to talk about it!! don't remind me that i'm here and not there!!

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

found the boat where they make your posts

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

i am on a seine river cruise. five hours ago i was at the normandy american cemetery. now an andrews sisters cover band is singing “flowers” by miley cyrus

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

you forget ONE exclamation mark and now it sounds like you’ve solved the case of who is murdering all these celebrities

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

just had an extremely demoralizing doctor's appointment and mom told me to "busy myself with work as a distraction." in case anyone wants to know why i'm like this

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

wow…. can someone tell me when are office hours so i can argue this up to an A?

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

i believe in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

free beer if anyone is brave enough to lick the parkway

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

true in America, too, which is why i continue to endorse the loud embrace of cosmopolitan elitism as a counterweight.

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

every few months, the LA times publishes a condescending story that basically amounts to "holy shit, some people in LA take public transportation???" and today is that day again

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

so hot in LA i had to get out nancy reagan

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

yeah watching small businesses crash out when people criticize them for using AI really drives home that these are just people who have had their brains cooked by chatgpt and also happen to own a donut store. it’s not at all about time or money saving

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

PMS is crazy because why am i crying over my smoke detector’s end of life chirp

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

no one writes poems about ships anymore

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

i’m reading a mystery about a woman going undercover in a group of nazis to solve a murder. she is not a good detective because she immediately fucked one of the nazis. like her second time there she fucked a nazi! it’s led to some breathtaking paragraphs

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

don’t worry everyone, if an emergency happens this fire extinguisher was certified by… oh crap

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

i show up to my job interview to be a "preditor" for walt disney studios and find a very confused kevin spacey in the waiting room

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

It’s Never Too Soon For Shapes

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

did they try taking them out and turning them over

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

the mandate tattoo only covers your marital status, right, it can't actually tell who you're having sex with. so why doesn't everyone just get sham married and then date/have sex normally

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

it’s explicitly stated the mandate was passed three years ago, so if obama exists, does that mean premarital sex was banned by the biden administration? checks out honestly

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

genuinely one of the strangest movies i've ever seen. at one point a character says "thanks, obama!" and i almost lost my mind. OBAMA exists in this universe!!

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

i was not going to see this movie but now i think i have to see this movie

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

especially hate the part of AI slop posters where they add little icons to everything like it’s a wayfinding sign at an airport. always looks like it’s missing family bathroom and chapel

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

air force one about to land at LAX. here's the livestream if you're a sicko: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pJd...

youtube.com

🔴LIVE AIR FORCE ONE AT LAX! (August 4th, 2026)

YouTube video by AIRLINE VIDEOS

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

whoever came up with "PRT'ner program" is a genius

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

i’m wearing ludicrously baggy jeans and reading a paper copy of the onion.. 2005 is back

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lucaisharsh @lucaisharsh.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Who woke up today and thought "I'm gonna pretend to be Pete from Mad Men on Instagram"?

Instagram notification: kartheiser.vincent started following you

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

i have had it with these motherfucking pictures at this motherfucking exhibition

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

hmm just got an ad break in my dream

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

these AI food signs… like what are we doing here

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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I’m going to tell you the truth: I could not touch any major league pitcher’s fastball. The difference between 98 and 103 does not change anything.

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

sorry but it was so funny when someone said “he’s going to end the entire world” and elizabeth debicki was like “and that includes my son”

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

damn i did not need to see that happen to the norskfreight 747 in the retro livery

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

i loved both the odyssey and oppenheimer so much that now i’m like… so… do i need to watch tenet

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

if you’re cheap and you like to gamble you can really clean up on taylor farms salads at ralph’s rn

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

yeah college was pretty crazy. one time i stayed out until 3 am seeing high school musical 3 in theaters

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

you should be allowed to go back in time if you think of a really good joke you could have said

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Kenny Uong @kennyuong.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Seen at the Providence Public Library: @thesarahjames.bsky.social’s Last Night at the Hollywood Canteen 🫆⭐️🍹

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

now why does LAPD have a fucking cyber truck

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sarah james @thesarahjames.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

just saw a woman holding her baggy jeans up like cinderella entering the ball as she walked the escalator down to the metro and it was delightful

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