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The Red Scot

@theredscot1.bsky.social
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California resident who has caught a tad bit of the ✨ GAY ✨, and by a tad bit I mean drenched with a super soaker

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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
we will greet them as liberators
m1 Abrams tank in white usps livery
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Libertarians are just conservative anarchists
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I can't wait for Christmas when NORAD shoots down Santa smuggling suspicious packages over international waters
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
getting my microplastics removed
medieval tapestry painting featuring bloodletting. 2 people. 1 removing blood from the other
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Gavin Newsom, if you can finally rid my district of Doug LaMalfa via gerrymandering, my vote will be forever yours
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
(Gillded Age Season 3 spoilers)
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Christina Mijares-Doung @christinadrawin.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Me: This chill Beach Camping de-stress vacation has been great. Huh, what's this phone notification I just got? *See's CA Coast Tsunami warnings*
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I am begging the DNC, don't nominate Gavin Newsomlini. The guy is a shill, he took a fuckton of money from PG&E after they killed a bunch of old people, and let them get away scot free while hiking our rates.
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Put down the Marx, pick up the Mark Twain ⚒️
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 27/06/2025
Mark and Melissa lie peacefully at the center of our state and our hearts today. Their memorial, guarded by service dogs and men and women in uniform, casts a momentary shadow over L'Étoile du Nord as we honor their life’s work to make Minnesota shine brighter for all.
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Fellow econ chuds, who else is getting excited for Victoria 3 trade rework forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/develo...
forum.paradoxplaza.com
Client Challenge
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
pwez can we have eggs 🇩🇰, 👉👈🥺, also can I haz 🇬🇱? 😽 www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
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US asks Denmark for help with egg crisis after bird flu causes shortage
The plea comes amid Donald Trump’s trade war and an outbreak of avian flu that has led to shortages and price rises
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Movies you've watched more than six times, GIFs only
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
✨🫃✨ [Ideology]
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a man with a beard is saying it 's pure ideology in front of a white background .
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 09/01/2025
This is the closest thing to a military victory that America has experienced since 1991
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
What the hell am I supposed to feed them now
Sims 4 change log, informing users they can no longer feed babies fertilizer
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I made a Star Wars Bounty Hunter comic
Rotta "Why can't you be more like your brother"
Cut to a candle light vigil for a mandolirian 
"Johny Fett"
Cut to Jango, Rotta " He went to college, he got an honest job, he remembered to call"
Jango: "I'm not the one who drove him to those damn death sticks!"
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
✨🫃✨ [Ideology]
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 20/12/2024
Every day we face challenges that the Founders could not have dreamed.
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Evelyn Waughluigi @mattressisland.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
The Vance persona was originally a character for Roger's "trailer park meth mom" persona, but one thing led to another
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
STAN: You're Vance? ROGER: Guilty as chaaa-rged. STAN: I'll ki—. [Stan grabs Roger but sees two Secret Service nearby. He nervously backs away.] STAN: Ha. Ha. Just a joke. Just... [whispering] Roger, how the hell did you become a Senator? ROGER: Beats me. You accept one call from Ron Howard...
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
My cat has reached max comfort, and has entered the vibe dimension
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Great book, can't recommend it enough, I just need other people to read it so I can discuss it
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Just survived a 7.0 quake
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Thin Lizzy does some pretty good music
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Airplanes.gov.uk @planeyboys.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
at last... vengeance for me leg #avgeek #airbus #beluga
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Since Jedi are space monks, are there Jedi temples where they brew space beer?
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
He's in the walls, HE'S IN THE GOD DAMN WALLS!
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I think if I train long enough and believe hard enough, I think I could be immune to bullets.
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
I decided to cut back on most of my social media browsing. Instead of turning to doom scrolling when I'm bored I just open my note book and write. Doing that I have started actually making progress on my D&D campaign.
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
My tabaxi character for a new D&D campaign, Paulis Blart Mall Paladin #dnd
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I love the USPS, I remember like a year ago my package got delivered to the wrong house, I called the post office, and the Postmaster found and delivered my package within the hour. Remember to thank your Mail Man 🫡
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Kira pick
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Blinded by the Light (Bruce Springsteen) is a great song, I just have no idea what the fuck he's saying, and I think I prefer it that way
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Deer me, I've seen to have floated down the river
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
I did my civic duty, what about you?
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
There is a skunk living in my vents, my brother saw it last night poke it's nose through the vent grate
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The Red Scot @theredscot1.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
If I manage to obtain an airship, I will become a true menace to society, I will stalk through America's deserts at night sneaking up on unsuspecting campers will be terrified when 776 ft Zeppelin follows them
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