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God @thegodshow.com · 1h
Trump is STILL using your tax money to pay for his ads in competitive districts even though he said he wouldn’t and had hundreds of millions in his Super PAC he refuses to spend on anyone.
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 4h
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Just for Skeets and Giggles (10.10.26)
I’ve heard the bit about living above us in Canada.
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🌹WeegieFromWA 🍀 @onefussyone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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The White House @WhiteHouse
America will establish a permanent presence
on the moon.
Dylan Williams @dylanotes
You guys fucked up painting the bottom of a
pool.
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 17h
If there is something deeper than the abyss, the US may be in it open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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What kind of shithole country livestreams executions? Our kind.
Cruelty, as always, is the point
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 18h
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A Victim of Soicumstance
Don't Even Think It, Weekend Whats
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
what do we call them? Carney's Harper Era Liberals? rachelgilmore.substack.com/p/the-nature...
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The nature bulldozing, right-to-strike busting bill just passed its first vote. Here’s what happens now
Listen now | The vote in the House today made for some cynicism-inducing sights.
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This should win an award of some sort for best political writing. Also, insert 'MAGA' for 'Tory' as you please. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Don’t mention the Iron Dome: comedy genius Kemi on warpath at Tory conference | John Crace
‘It’s a Britannia Shield’ announcement proves no one does farcical improv better than the Conservative leader
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Trump Drops Bombshell Evidence Biden Actively Campaigned Against Him
WASHINGTON—During an address to the nation Tuesday in which he claimed to have obtained definitive proof that the election was stolen, President Donald Trump presented bombshell evidence showing his o...
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And yet Trump hacks the crap out of health science stats.sunrisestat.com/p/american-r...
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🌅 America’s ROI on Global Health Research
Uncover the power of a single statistic.
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
RESIST charlieangus.substack.com/p/this-is-ho...
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This Is How the City Falls
The fabled ancient cities were not destroyed by the power of the siege engines, but by trickery and traitors on the inside.
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Trump's $500 'Rebate' Checks Are Just a Cheap Bribe
The deeper story isn't the $500. It’s what happens to democracy when politicians steeped in pay-to-play politics start treating ordinary citizens like one more constituency to be won over with money…
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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The Little Rowboat That Could
Whenever things start going south for the regime, Donald Trump turns his attention back on Canada. Like clockwork.
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Just for Skeets and Giggles (10.3.26)
As we head into the election that will define our nation’s future, let us reflect upon the wisdom of our dearly departed Dolly Parton.
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Cornell, Rape, and Misogyny in the Age of Trump
Friends,
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Breaking: Family of US Citizen Killed by ICE Agent Sues Trump Administration
Trump-appointed judge throws out lawsuit from January 6 cops, JD Vance heckled in Florida, DOJ looks into whether Richard Nixon was victim of “lawfare”
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OMG! robertreich.substack.com/p/why-is-tru...
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Why is Trump airing taxpayer-funded ads for himself?
Not because they’ll help Republican candidates
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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look, you idiots — Preznit Fuckwit isn’t giving you five thousand dollars, okay?
grow a brain, why don’t you
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Bless The Mariachi Band Driving MAGA Crazy
Dear Humans,
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
JH Christ on a bike! rachelgilmore.substack.com/p/white-nati...
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White nationalist losers just demonstrated on Indigenous land. Here’s how we got here
Listen now | Several prominent voices on the right have used the devastating discovery at Kamloops as a way to fuel residential school denialism. Now white nationalists are parroting their rhetoric.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
today's post gets off to a super-quick start with an awesome video, and then we settle in to parse all of Sunday's dumbfuckery. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4ylhBqg
This what-in-the-fucking-world image is taken from some AL slop that presidential flunky Dan Scavino posted to Elon’s Nazi Bar and Child Porn Emporium — and we’re going to get to it, I promise. But first—

Everything totally fucking sucks right now, so let’s just put our Hero of the Day right up top. It’s the guy who ruined Dear Leader’s day by screaming ‘YOU’RE A FUCKING PEDOPHILE’ at him.
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yowsers!!!! charlieangus.substack.com/p/agent-kras...
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AGENT KRASNOV HOSTS A WEDDING
The issue of a foreign oligarch fronting cash for the president’s son is as outrageous as it gets.
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Donny f*cking sh*t up, for the second time, this time it's real. When in a hole you dig up! open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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rogue nation, moron president
Preznit Fuckwit is why we can’t have nice things
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Just for Skeets and Giggles (9.26.26)
Getting through the first half of Trump 2.0 has been a tough slog.
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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this week in stupid: September 26 edition
furries fly it, Donny fries it, and so much more...
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Marie 🇨🇦 @pawbaby2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who else is way past impeachment and wants REAL accountability? 🙋‍♀️ I do. Who’s with me? #USDemocracy #RisingBlue
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week
“My new ob/gyn intake form doesn’t have anywhere to mention my hysterectomy, so I’m gonna act just as surprised when she can’t find it.”
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Look again – there’s more to Germany’s election trends than far-right success | Cas Mudde
Defeatist narratives abound. Yet Germany’s latest elections suggest voter dissatisfaction is benefiting the left as well as the right, says the political scientist Cas Mudde
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On Dolly Parton Day, I'm remember how she... -Gifted millions of free books to kids -Ensured musicians she worked with got union benefits -Helped fund medical research and the COVID vaccine -Donated millions to communities hit by natural disasters -Funded high school band programs She is missed!
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Just Doo It
A Major Scoop, Weekend Whats
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Feeling confused about Carney’s claims versus his actual policy? This could explain why
Watch now (7 mins) | Listening to him answer questions at the United Nations this week about his new omnibus bill, I felt like I had clear evidence for why that disconnect exists.
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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A REMINDER OF WHAT IS AT STAKE
Recent polls show that as many as 72% of Canadians believe that a military invasion from the United States is a real possibility.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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What to plan for in the U.S. if you’re a foreign leader?
Here’s what I’m hearing
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Shoot Your Shot
Pricks Everywhere, Meta's Morphosis
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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10 Steps To Fix What Trump Has Broken
And mend everything thereafter
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 24/09/2026
In the past week Trump has banned free press, launched state-run media, attacked the international criminal court, and literally rolled out the red carpet for a communist. Trump is the communist.
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 24/09/2026
CNN: "Right now the Chinese communist state media are allowed on the White House grounds, but we are not. I think that says it all." TRUMP IS THE COMMUNIST.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026
August 2026 saw another sixty-nine cruelties, collusions, corruptions, and crimes committed by Trump and his administration. #LestWeForgetTheHorrors buff.ly/tl8KxXX
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Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: August 2026: Atrocities 1211-1280
August 2026 saw another sixty-nine cruelties, collusions, corruptions, and crimes committed by Trump and his administration.
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Grunion Shaftoe 🅅 @grunionshaftoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, I'm gonna keep my eyes on the November #election at this point.
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Donny practicing his impeachment wince open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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Donny winces in pain, Melania shuts off her brain. it’s a Big Wheel of Moron™ Thursday!
what the fuck is going on with Dear Leader’s health?
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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If looks could kill: Arthur Currie, Pete Hegseth and the meaning of military toughness - Legion Magazine
Pete Hegseth's obsession with military looks would've had no room for WW I's General Arthur Currie — or history's other unlikely great leaders.
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.kadoa.com/congress?utm... A free open-source tracker that shows every stock trade made by U.S. members of Congress and the executive branch, updated daily with over 54,000 trades since 2012.
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Congress & Executive Branch Stock Trades - Congress Trading Monitor
Every stock trade disclosed by U.S. Congress and the executive branch under the STOCK Act. 57,000+ trades, searchable, open source.
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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CANADA MAKES POWER MOVE FOR GLOBAL SECURITY
Make no mistake, this is a line-in-the-sand moment. Canada is standing for a better vision of the future.
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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How Saving Humanity Became a Competitive Disadvantage
AI leaders openly warn that the technology they are building could end humanity. Then they they keep working on it. Here is why none of them can afford to stop, and how we get out of the doom loop.
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therealwitster.bsky.social @therealwitster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Today in Politics, Bulletin 465. 9/22/26
… A blockbuster new story from the amazing investigative journalists at ProPublica detailing blatant corruption by Sen.
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