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The Real Uncle Sam™

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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
@timbl.bsky.social hi, are you for an open Internet?
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Who TF had #Spotify anyways? 😐🤢 Ew.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I considered law, and realized to practice it would necessarily require me to violate it as well as compromise myself and accept a substandard status quo for a title and vanity- so I liked into medicine; and you'll never guess!! Samesies. The only ethical thing I could be was me. #3E #3R #3I
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Hi Sal's mom!! Welcome to the party! #3E #3R #3I
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
And so many more, but don't everyone go donuts on my account.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Define, "Insipid,":
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I love the smell of scared witless, childishly fantasizing partisans in the morning. Goes good with a light to medium roast coffee, or a solid brown tea of almost any kind! #PSA The More You Know, of flavors de resistance! #3E#3R#3I E.R.I.! Or maybe 🤔 🧐 I.R.E.? Let the voting commence!
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This is, so stupid.
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SCZ @spartazc.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
"The US oligarchy is very stupid, on a lot of drugs, and heavily blackmailed. They do not have the ability to tell political theory from nursery rhymes and they have some Ladybird Books fantasy of being neo-medieval nobility." #3E
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
www.ukrinform.net/rubric-ato/4... Slava!
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Ukraine strikes Syzran oil refinery in Russia, General Staff confirms
Overnight on August 24, units of the Main Intelligence Directorate of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine and the AFU’s Unmanned Systems Forces, in coordination with other components of the Defense For...
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
@srslymagenta.bsky.social Hey birdie 🙂 I hope you're doing great! 🥰
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Who doesn't want their votes served to them, on the rocks?!? I always had mine with ICE, didn't everybody!?
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Psst, *hey!* How Great would it be if, "both sides," of a shooting match turned out to be them against themselves? Pirro:"Y'all can carry long guns openly in DC now." Pete:"I Order you all to carry guns in DC in response." The Law:*facepalms from the fourth floor*
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 22/08/2025
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Even Linus knows.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
As if it was always lies, the true motive was profit, and feasting on the suffering of other's. Naaaaah, he's just forgetful! #3E #3R #3I
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I didn't have to read this to know it's worth it. Anybody that fully quotes that specific Baldwin quote is fucking It up & down like a clown when it comes to understanding that ethics is applied morality: that means it's what you DO. Only thing that matters in the end: what you've done. #3E #3R #3I
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
@jay.bsky.team @pfrazee.com I am notifying you both of your breach of contract of your TOS. Your moderation service months ago incorrectly labeled my entire account as, "Rude." I writing to request you honor your TOS current and proposed, as I have been since the beginning and filed as instructed.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
@mcuban.bsky.social I'm pretty certain I'm about to die, but for money. Any chance you're American enough you feel like not allowing that to happen? Asking for a few billion friends, and myself obviously.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
We have, the winner.
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Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 08/08/2025
Access to healthcare is a crucial part of public health Can't take care of your health if you can't access the care you need We appreciate our HRSA colleagues working diligently through cuts, firings, and freezes Maybe enlighten your elected representatives about the important work HRSA does 🐝🐝🐝
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Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 08/08/2025
What else does HRSA support? Oh just little things like 💊 addiction treatment 👶 Healthy Start programs for pregnant people and their babies 🏥 training the next generation of dentists, 🦷 nurses, 👨‍⚕️ midwives, 🫄 and more
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Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 08/08/2025
Community health centers supported by HRSA serve >31 MILLION Americans! That's 1 out of every 10 Americans 🤯 A lot of funding for these centers comes from Medicaid. Which we're pretty sure Congress voted to gut... meaning a lot of these community health centers would go away.
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Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 08/08/2025
Have you heard of the Health Resources and Services Administration (HRSA)? They help people access essential healthcare through things like rural hospitals And they're struggling hard in RFKJ's HHS kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
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Deep Staff Cuts at a Little-Known Federal Agency Pose Trouble for Droves of Local Health Programs - KFF Health News
The workforce of a federal agency that oversees billions in grants for primary health care, HIV/AIDS, maternal and child health services, and workforce training has been slashed, sparking fears of wha...
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
This is what happens when syndicates can only afford the, "Blame Canada," episode on repeat.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
He was warned against, "moist and clammy."
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I just saw a Guam quarter today and about broke down bawling, and yeah, I recall this as well. Remember that time the Hawaiians had that vote to be an independent State on their own again as they were legally offered and then the mainland was like, "well, we didn't expect that, so, no." #3E #3R #3I
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Instead of telling a disabled person what they should or shouldn’t be able to do… ask them how you could help them accomplish what they need. Listen to their struggles. Approach the situation with compassion. Offer genuine support. That’s the best way to be an ally.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I called Drumpf would happen due to Dems activities and malfeasance almost 20 years ago. You want a cookie, or like, what? #LetsBake #Cookies #AndRapAbtLife
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Best TEDEd talk I've ever seen. No notes. Bravo!! 👏 👏
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
It's amazing how many people can be sent to their deaths in a semi systematized way to argue over things only important to a very few other people and all the other people around them kinda let them while shushing them.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Sure, the rule of law is a thing- the way the whims of petulant overly rich people's children are always correct even if somebody's gotta die.
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KittyAKAJody @kittywestmeow.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
#LosAngeles this Saturday!! Rally and march at MacArthur Park 👇🏼👇🏼
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
#Efficiency!!
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Not until the Pres/Veep have matching forehead Labubu tattoos. This bus is going for broke!
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
#3E #3R #3I
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
#3E #3R #3I
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
@democrats.org @velshimsnbc.bsky.social @democracynow.org @meidastouch.com @nbcnews.com @abcnewslive.bsky.social @cbsnews.com @abc7.bsky.social @pbsnews.org @legal.reuters.com @prnewswire.bsky.social @propublica.org @apnewsguild.bsky.social @apnews.com @ktla.com @bostonglobe.com @wsj.com Free game.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
bsky.app/profile/af68... @democrats.org @democrats-judiciary.house.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social @thedemcoalition.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov @judiciarydems.senate.gov @senatebudget.bsky.social @housebudgetdems.bsky.social @waysmeanscmte.bsky.social @democracynow.org #3E #3R #3I Save Earth.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Hey look, the South did rise again- all those crazy old bastards that said, "THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!" actually were right. Huh. Funny how that worked out @democrats.org , huh? Quit grandstanding & infighting, file the proper papers to eject the oppo criminals & Admins already. Everyone knows.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Kinda worse, right? Basically them saying they're erasing our foundational rights instead of protecting and expanding them for more freedom, plus giving the WH more of their authority, which we had entrusted Congress to also protect from that exact thing, at once. @therepublicanparty.bsky.social #3E
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Review of the facts on the surface of the article. "Two juveniles brutally beat an adult for allegedly a car jacking." Two teens stealing a car don't take the time to, "brutally beat," anyone: they grab and go, maybe a bump on the head or weapon to separate through threat or force. (1/4)
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2 juveniles arrested in bloody DC attack on ex-DOGE worker known as ‘Big Balls’
Police in Washington, D.C., arrested two juveniles in connection with an alleged assault on a former DOGE worker during a carjacking attempt early Sunday.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Wouldn't it have been amazing if he had bought one for a needy family? Or if he'd designed one within the affordability guidelines for Federal loans and made the plans open source and mass produced leaflets about them and given everyone the opportunity to own one!? #imagine #ethics
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
@jay.bsky.team @pfrazee.com I am really let down how long it's taking for some pretty basic response to continue the conversation that barely got started regarding what should be fairly quickly answered questions and a resolved issue. Seems like y'all have no interest. How about even an est. time???
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bikesloveanddonuts.bsky.social @bikesloveanddonuts.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
One of our awesome Arlington #teslatakedown members came up with the idea for "What is Fascism". We put out the call to the group & created this set of signage within a week. Now they are a key part to our gatherings. #resist #2025protests #nokings #rejectfascism #whatisfascism #fightback
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