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The Real Uncle Sam™

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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
@timbl.bsky.social hi, are you for an open Internet?
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Who TF had #Spotify anyways? 😐🤢 Ew.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Preach. The part where he gets to have everything and nothing and just declaratory Dominion now & evermore over the entirety of, "The Movement," as if that's not just continuation of the status quo WASP bs where every white guy is a little dictator among human chattel. They say I'm rude!? Gross.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I considered law, and realized to practice it would necessarily require me to violate it as well as compromise myself and accept a substandard status quo for a title and vanity- so I liked into medicine; and you'll never guess!! Samesies. The only ethical thing I could be was me. #3E #3R #3I
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Hi Sal's mom!! Welcome to the party! #3E #3R #3I
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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a woman is dancing in the desert with the caption i see your true colors shining through
ALT: a woman is dancing in the desert with the caption i see your true colors shining through
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
And so many more, but don't everyone go donuts on my account.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Donald Tusk is the namesake of a failed experiment between several DNA providers and remains Elon's greatest hope for developing a version of himself with any humanity, even with a little walrus in the mix.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Define, "Insipid,":
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I'm rude! Imagine?!?
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I'm still gonna need someone to demonstrate and delineate any differences between slavery and wage theft. I looked in the law and identified only section location and ineffectually slight word differences. Anybody?
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The Lappy 386 had speech-to-text, the hands were all show.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
My joke is that's what happens when one names their servers the, "All White Servers," and then pretends otherwise.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Except in so far as your assumption that your interpretations of negatives and possiblity is accurate and authoritative, THAT'S what got my attention. Words that mean you're making assumptions about others motives or even existence are not authoritative. That's not facts- it's assumptions.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Their methodology or another's doesn't matter, any way you slice it, it was dirty. And he's still inevitably precluded even without caring about the counts. As I've been trying to get across even though I've been fucking around trying to get your bitch, but I don't care in the end or beginning.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I do not care about them, I only said they don't seem to be asking unreasonable questions- your assertion of demographics shift is likewise as vague and poppycock as anyone's claims, because there's nothing inherently about any demographics being cited or that work for the eeked out just enough nums
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Not really sure why you're arguing unrelated points. He's factually not allowed to sit and wasn't remotely honestly or fairly elected. I'm not for anybody's methodology, you're inferring entirely incorrectly and it's more like assuming with a sprinkle of delusion. You should stop and think.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Pretty sure you're both right; they expect their dates to bring dates, and drugs.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
It's as if you paid attention and only had to remember the basic fact that Republicans always just change the rules and then call themselves the winners and that Democrats always just let them and then cry unfair while never actually being willing to stop them and arrest them for even trying to. #3E
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Hey Buzz! Tyvm. Just gotta say- it's not worth reminding anyone of what they never understood properly in the first place. Just as food for thought and in pursuit of a better message that'll get through. Maybe, "these are the Sith you weren't supposed to emulate, but destroy." I dunno, I am beat #3E
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
They couldn't have been that brilliant or we wouldn't be here. They did however used to at least listen to brilliant people, even though they still largely disregarded those people's inputs- an example of how a small amount of brilliance goes a long ways.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I love the smell of scared witless, childishly fantasizing partisans in the morning. Goes good with a light to medium roast coffee, or a solid brown tea of almost any kind! #PSA The More You Know, of flavors de resistance! #3E#3R#3I E.R.I.! Or maybe 🤔 🧐 I.R.E.? Let the voting commence!
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This is, so stupid.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Fair
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I've always had to be my own savior, had a heckin lot of practice.
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SCZ @spartazc.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
"The US oligarchy is very stupid, on a lot of drugs, and heavily blackmailed. They do not have the ability to tell political theory from nursery rhymes and they have some Ladybird Books fantasy of being neo-medieval nobility." #3E
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
www.ukrinform.net/rubric-ato/4... Slava!
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Ukraine strikes Syzran oil refinery in Russia, General Staff confirms
Overnight on August 24, units of the Main Intelligence Directorate of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine and the AFU’s Unmanned Systems Forces, in coordination with other components of the Defense For...
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
@srslymagenta.bsky.social Hey birdie 🙂 I hope you're doing great! 🥰
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Who doesn't want their votes served to them, on the rocks?!? I always had mine with ICE, didn't everybody!?
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Told ya so
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Psst, *hey!* How Great would it be if, "both sides," of a shooting match turned out to be them against themselves? Pirro:"Y'all can carry long guns openly in DC now." Pete:"I Order you all to carry guns in DC in response." The Law:*facepalms from the fourth floor*
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Wanna make a carbon-less engine with me?
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I like you, you're good people looking for good trouble.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 22/08/2025
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Oh, 😳. We all know what we thought this picture implied.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Even Linus knows.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
With what where on what planet and for now long are you imagining this physics defying feat of fancy shall occur? I am intrigued!
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Order is overrated, aim for orderliness while maintaining a messy state. Tolerance and handling to exceptions is the true measure of the strength of any system. Nothing else any human ever tells you regarding this subject is truer.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
As if it was always lies, the true motive was profit, and feasting on the suffering of other's. Naaaaah, he's just forgetful! #3E #3R #3I
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Kinda seems like something that shouldn't have been sealed. #lawsky Not really sure there's a decent argument for privacy for any of it or them. They aren't mom & pop's local HAM radio show.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Oh, that's a wonderful suggestion, thank you very much. I will do that when I get back on from a CPU. In the mean time, can you see the website clearsky?
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I didn't have to read this to know it's worth it. Anybody that fully quotes that specific Baldwin quote is fucking It up & down like a clown when it comes to understanding that ethics is applied morality: that means it's what you DO. Only thing that matters in the end: what you've done. #3E #3R #3I
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Unmask bsku while we're at it, and The Org, and The Dems. Down with partisans! Down! With! Partisans! #DownWithPartisans
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Could you try again? What could prevent you from accessing them, taking into account that they should be marked public to all accounts? Hope you've had a smooth workflow weekend void!
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
#lawsky #community #moderation #labels #TOS #violations #BreachOfContract #tort #PoliticalRetaliation #ParitsanHacks&LiarsOrDoBetter
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Until and unless you substantiate your claim and accusation of "rude" against me and all my statements within your platform, you are in fact rudely violating your own contract you would be seeking to enforce by my being labeled by your moderation service, and my rights within and outside of the TOS.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I have submitted this in writing and followed up several times. Please, do not continue in this path or I will be forced to seek other remedies. You are actively impeding my business which you offered your services for and I did not violate.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
To date I haven't received the terms you state of any statement regarding why the label was applied, despite asking numerous times in writing as you required post facto. The label was applied as a hammer, not a scalpel, as your policy should be properly applied. Therefore it was also wrong.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
@jay.bsky.team @pfrazee.com I am notifying you both of your breach of contract of your TOS. Your moderation service months ago incorrectly labeled my entire account as, "Rude." I writing to request you honor your TOS current and proposed, as I have been since the beginning and filed as instructed.
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The Real Uncle Sam™ @therealunclesam.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
@mcuban.bsky.social I'm pretty certain I'm about to die, but for money. Any chance you're American enough you feel like not allowing that to happen? Asking for a few billion friends, and myself obviously.
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