Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 11hFrom the article: "Federal employees are entrusted with serving the American people, not themselves," Attorney General Todd Blanche said in a statement. This is going to age like fine wine 😗🤏 140
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 20hIt's finally here! Limited-time FOCUS flavor for the month of October with custom Shrumpkin packaging (thanks @pogofury.bsky.social for the design) Use code SHRUM at checkout! advanced.gg/pages/partne... 060
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026www.my9albums.commy9albums.comPick the 9 albums that made youSearch more than two million albums, put your 9 in order, and download a poster for your feed or story. No account needed. 101
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Wanna know what’s more dangerous to society than trans athletes in college sports? At least 7 frat boys at Cornell 02111
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's ok to change your opinion. You don't need a watershed, radicalizing moment. You can decide to change the path you are on. I used to be conservative and Christian. Then I decided it didn't align with my beliefs and I abandoned the parts that didn't fit. Growth is a wonderful thing. 5346
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There is no way this isn't a violation of the 8th Amendment, besides being unbelievably inhumane and cruel. Fucking disgusting. 010
Reposted by ShrumQasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency. 298152503604
Reposted by Shrumcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My wife (51f) is leaving me (61m) because i never use acronyms when i talk about things like light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation or self-contained underwater breathing apparatus. AM I THE ASSHOLE? 2230639
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I did. Ryan. Not Bryan 😂😂 Not a problem at all, or I would have come back 😁 120
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Thank you @effinbirds.com for coming to FanX! It was a pleasure chatting with you, and this book will have a special place on my bookshelf. Even though my name is misspelled, I feel like Boston Neelix would have done that so it fits haha Safe travels home! 3712
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The new Zelda 2 ‘remake’ by troygentic is a soulless, garbage, vibe coded AI slop bit of nonsense. Hard no, hard pass. I genuinely hope Nintendo sues this out of existence. 252
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Please let me add that they are very reasonable demands 000
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Aly has a stream worth hanging out in and you should give her a follow. She’s pretty chill, don’t be degens about it 161
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is how I text, this is how I DM, and this is how I chat. I'm too old to change! 130
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Thank you for coming! So excited to stop by the booth. 021
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026welcomestatic.klipy.comChewbacca's Expressive Face in Star WarsALT: Chewbacca's Expressive Face in Star Wars 110
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bought and paid for, just like the rest of them. Snake in the grass 010
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026static.klipy.comSophia Petrillo: No Shake My HeadALT: Sophia Petrillo: No Shake My Head 100
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I dislike NES Metroid as much as the next trogolodyte, but damn, someone needs to turn down the hyperbole knob. It's just a game, my dude; no one forced you to play it. 030
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I have a RØDE mic that I love, and I've looked at their interfaces, but $500 is a little steep. 210
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Anyone want to recommend an XLR-to-USB audio interface for a PC? Don't say Elgato, or I'll put you over my knee 🤮 I used a Mackie mixer (which I loved), then I switched to a Maono AME2 (which I strongly, STRONGLY discourage using), and now I need something new. Maybe just a Focusrite Scarlett? 740
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The start of a beautiful love affair. Thank you for this perfect game. 010
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Connie's lizard cousinstatic.klipy.comJeff Bezos PosingALT: Jeff Bezos Posing 110
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Yeah I get it. Just think of how much stronger your post would have been with a healthy bit of shut the fuck up because no one asked for comments from a self absorbed narcissist. 120
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Person practices their religion accurately; other religious folks get mad that he's doing it right. 000
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Fresh cut, new glasses, same delightful ray of sunshine 4160
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I collect Le Petit Prince as well! Still my favorite book to this day 😁 110
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026We all say out-of-pocket nonsense for content, right? 360
Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It was a lot of fun and you did great in organizing it! 010