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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 8h
I figured it out!!! Whether it's true or not, the men who have the top of their head out of the frame (1, 4, 8) are AI generated
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 10h
Drop a film you saw on a first date (married 25 years now)
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Neo and Trinity in The Matrix
Alt: Neo and Trinity in The Matrix, shooting up the lobby of the building where Morpheus is being held It turns out my darling wife loves the double guns
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Yo my dude, how unlucky was that first pitch tonight? 🤡
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I appreciate the honesty in the write-up
A picture of the cockpit of a modified 1981 DeLorean DMC-12, made to look like the one from BTTF, with a current bid of USD $91,000. 

In case it needs to be clarified...
"A Back to the Future–style flux capacitor and other “time travel” equipment have been added around the cabin; these items illuminate, but the car is unable to travel through time."
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had the pico salax in water btw
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The number of people responding to this with their own experiences with what happens next and offerings of 'good luck' makes me think that this site isn't entirely populated with 38 year olds
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Such ingratitude, after all the times I've saved your life."
Wide shot of Blondie, Angel Eyes, and Tuco during the finale of The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Here's how to start a CD collection..." Is it, Buy a fucking CD? It's just buy a fucking CD, right?
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Only one way to prove it neal.fun/not-a-robot/
neal.fun
I'm Not a Robot
Prove your humanity once and for all
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know I'm not a robot 🤔 but I can't figure out which of these guys is AI generated
A screenshot of the 37th level of Neal.Fun's "I'm Not a Robot" game. From a 3x3 grid of pictures, I have to select all the men that are Al generated in order to continue. 

I've been coming back and trying for a few months now and I can't do it

Am I a robot?
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nice. That must've been such an amazing experience
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Love it on the K&D Sessions, but wait, what's this nugget I just found... The music video for "Bug Powder Dust" was directed by @alexwinter.com ?!?
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuck you Collins Smack us around and then say we can't leave the relationship? Eat a hockey bag of dicks! www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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Republican senator warns Carney: Closer ties to EU hurts chance of trade deal with U.S. | CBC News
A long-serving Republican senator from a border state is warning Prime Minister Mark Carney against strengthening Canada's economic and political ties to the European Union.
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
...and you don't win friends with salad
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
In a study of 25 parks, researchers analyzed years of data on ~3000 aggressive wildlife encounters. The animals in the study were elk, mule deer, coyotes, grizzlies and black bears. And it's elk that are the forest bad-asses?! ELK?? You can't trust fucking herbivores www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Elk involved in nearly two-thirds of aggressive encounters in national parks, study finds | CBC News
Researchers analyzed Parks Canada data collected from 2010 to 2023 on aggressive wildlife encounters and what people were doing when they occurred. The researchers found that quiet activities like hik...
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Twinsies!
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It would be rude if you didn't
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Psyte @psyte.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The five Simpsons lines I've uttered most... Whoa whoa! Slow down maestro, there's a new... [whatever new thing being discussed] Willie hears ya, Willie doesn't care You don't win friends with salad I am so smart...s-m-r-t ...and mispronouncing 'possibly' as "possi-blye" at its every usage
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
More footage of robots running into walls and shitting themselves with fire
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Relaxing on my balcony with a perfect latte, protected from the elements during a brief summer storm, and listening to some chill beats while drawing gentle rips from my glassware #hbd to me
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Can I just say something without everyone getting mad
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The catastrophic failure from bending back too far is sending me. I can't stop watching
A robot is bent in half backwards, mid-tumble, after running full speed into a cushioned wall. There is fire shooting out from its waist joint. A man, possibly one of the robots creators, looks on in horror
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
What's Alice hiding?
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Jaaja likes to pull the power move of taking my only spot on the couch while she has four others from which to choose #Caturday
A tuxedo tabby cat looking very relaxed while staring directly into the camera from the only spot on the couch available to me. 

There are four arrows pointing to areas of the couch that are hers...
The arm of the couch 
The footstool, where she'll lie btwn my legs
The other seat of the couch where a fuzzy set of pants acts as a base for a pressure-activated heating pad (turned off now obs)
A perch nestled on top of the cushion of her seat that has two more fleeces for a bed 

This is one spoiled cat
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Unless he's referring to his teammate Jesús Sánchez he can leave that shit at home #BlueJays
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Oh hey, Hi @fantasiafestival.com Congratulations on 30 years of #FantasiaFest
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Jaaja says Happy #Caturday to a timeline cleanse
A brown tuxedo tabby cat lying on her back between my legs on the footstool. She is looking upside down at the camera and showing off her fuzzy white belly and mittens
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Nope
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My brother's lived in Montréal for years and I love going to visit, especially for the festivals In our Uni days we got up to a lot more hijinx so the inaugural '96 #Fantasia is a little hazy for me. At least I got a poster to remind me I was there Tickets: $5 ...five dollars!! ...taxes included!
A poster for the inaugural Fantasia International Film Festival held in Montréal. It's been rolled up since 1996 so there are VHS tapes lying around its edges keeping it flat

The poster features...
Godzilla and Ultraman
Jackie Chan (Fantasy Mission Force)
Chow-Yun Fat (Hardboiled)
Brigette Lin (The Bride with White Hair)
Koji Morimoto's Magnetic Rose
Jet Li (Once Upon a Time in China)

The tapes holding down the poster, in clockwise order from top-right are...
The Killer
Hardboiled 
A Better Tomorrow 
Snake & Crane (Arts of Shaolin) 
Godzilla vs Megalon
Supercop
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The air quality index has dropped to "low risk"! Time to enjoy a coffee on the balcony and relax with a smoke
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
bsky.app/profile/ther...
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Folding them back up again took skill But folding them in such a way as to isolate the route you needed was an art
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
@mariners.com fans chanting "U-S-A" at the @bluejays.com game WHILE THEIR CANADIAN IS AT BAT. Such idiots
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Proud of #CanMNT 🇨🇦 ⚽️ Good tournament boys!
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Jaaja cuddling up to watch Canada play Morocca #Caturday #CanMNT
Brown and white Tabby lying on her side lovingly looking up at the camera from her spot on the couch. There is an arm draped across her and petting her. Although the hand is in a safe zone, there was violence right after this pic was taken. Probably for the best since it's gonna get loud as the game goes one
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
You were also a VJ on MuchMusic WTF happened to you?? bsky.app/profile/ther...
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
OMFG it's hot as balls! This should help. The Caesar! A great 🇨🇦 drink
A pre-made Clamato Caesar in a can slipped into a cozy that looks like a hoodie. 

There is a Canadian flag in the background because it's Canada Day and the men's soccer team is on a roll!!
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy Canada Day to all my compatriots in the Great White North
Screenshot from the weather app showing that today will feel like 47 fucking degrees Celsius - that's 117 Fahrenheit for my neighbours to the south
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Happy 100th Birthday to one of the greatest
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
you've surfed your last butthole
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I'm at a barcade and even set to "free play", this game is annoying as fuck
A picture of the video game Space Ace
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Yes there are temp controlled stadiums but some are only covered and others still with nothing, exposing players to the elements But play needs to be consistent across the tourney, so there you are (And yes, breaks in play in any sport get used for ads. You new to all of this?)
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Tell me you've never played a proper game of soccer/football in sweltering heat, etc etc etc
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A reason it's on my "5 cartoons to know me" list Smart as hell and written so my parents could enjoy it too. Family gathering time instead of using the TV as a babysitter
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Some Richard Kind of Wonderful
A promo shot from the movie Some Kind of Wonderful, with Lea Thompson, Mary Stuart Masterson, and Richard Kind's face over Eric Stoltz
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I took tomorrow off, so doing a little day drinking on the balcony I forget from which vendor expo this was taken but, thank you website pipeline for the cool drink holder
A blue drink cozy in the shape of a hoodie - complete with half-zipper, drawstring and a kangaroo pouch
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Every time I watch sports and a team is described as breaking out of their zone, this is what I'm thinking ...every time
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I proudly wear my patch on my bathrobe
A dark red bathrobe with the Canada Fitness Excellence badge sewn over the name of the company that gave it to me
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Just yawned so hard that it popped out my ear buds
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