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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I appreciate the honesty in the write-up

A picture of the cockpit of a modified 1981 DeLorean DMC-12, made to look like the one from BTTF, with a current bid of USD $91,000.

In case it needs to be clarified...
"A Back to the Future–style flux capacitor and other “time travel” equipment have been added around the cabin; these items illuminate, but the car is unable to travel through time."

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"Such ingratitude, after all the times I've saved your life."

Wide shot of Blondie, Angel Eyes, and Tuco during the finale of The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I know I'm not a robot 🤔 but I can't figure out which of these guys is AI generated

A screenshot of the 37th level of Neal.Fun's "I'm Not a Robot" game. From a 3x3 grid of pictures, I have to select all the men that are Al generated in order to continue.

I've been coming back and trying for a few months now and I can't do it

Am I a robot?

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

...and you don't win friends with salad

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The catastrophic failure from bending back too far is sending me. I can't stop watching

A robot is bent in half backwards, mid-tumble, after running full speed into a cushioned wall. There is fire shooting out from its waist joint. A man, possibly one of the robots creators, looks on in horror

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Jaaja likes to pull the power move of taking my only spot on the couch while she has four others from which to choose #Caturday

A tuxedo tabby cat looking very relaxed while staring directly into the camera from the only spot on the couch available to me.

There are four arrows pointing to areas of the couch that are hers...
The arm of the couch
The footstool, where she'll lie btwn my legs
The other seat of the couch where a fuzzy set of pants acts as a base for a pressure-activated heating pad (turned off now obs)
A perch nestled on top of the cushion of her seat that has two more fleeces for a bed

This is one spoiled cat

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Jaaja says Happy #Caturday to a timeline cleanse

A brown tuxedo tabby cat lying on her back between my legs on the footstool. She is looking upside down at the camera and showing off her fuzzy white belly and mittens

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

My brother's lived in Montréal for years and I love going to visit, especially for the festivals In our Uni days we got up to a lot more hijinx so the inaugural '96 #Fantasia is a little hazy for me. At least I got a poster to remind me I was there Tickets: $5 ...five dollars!! ...taxes included!

A poster for the inaugural Fantasia International Film Festival held in Montréal. It's been rolled up since 1996 so there are VHS tapes lying around its edges keeping it flat

The poster features...
Godzilla and Ultraman
Jackie Chan (Fantasy Mission Force)
Chow-Yun Fat (Hardboiled)
Brigette Lin (The Bride with White Hair)
Koji Morimoto's Magnetic Rose
Jet Li (Once Upon a Time in China)

The tapes holding down the poster, in clockwise order from top-right are...
The Killer
Hardboiled
A Better Tomorrow
Snake & Crane (Arts of Shaolin)
Godzilla vs Megalon
Supercop

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Jaaja cuddling up to watch Canada play Morocca #Caturday #CanMNT

Brown and white Tabby lying on her side lovingly looking up at the camera from her spot on the couch. There is an arm draped across her and petting her. Although the hand is in a safe zone, there was violence right after this pic was taken. Probably for the best since it's gonna get loud as the game goes one

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

OMFG it's hot as balls! This should help. The Caesar! A great 🇨🇦 drink

A pre-made Clamato Caesar in a can slipped into a cozy that looks like a hoodie.

There is a Canadian flag in the background because it's Canada Day and the men's soccer team is on a roll!!

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Happy Canada Day to all my compatriots in the Great White North

Screenshot from the weather app showing that today will feel like 47 fucking degrees Celsius - that's 117 Fahrenheit for my neighbours to the south

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I'm at a barcade and even set to "free play", this game is annoying as fuck

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I took tomorrow off, so doing a little day drinking on the balcony I forget from which vendor expo this was taken but, thank you website pipeline for the cool drink holder

A blue drink cozy in the shape of a hoodie - complete with half-zipper, drawstring and a kangaroo pouch

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Every time I watch sports and a team is described as breaking out of their zone, this is what I'm thinking ...every time

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I proudly wear my patch on my bathrobe

A dark red bathrobe with the Canada Fitness Excellence badge sewn over the name of the company that gave it to me

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I hate betting app commercials with a fiery hot passion

A screenshot from a betting app commercial where some rando sitting by himself at a sea-side bar inserts himself into the conversation he's eavesdropping on.

Rugged seafaring men are comparing hard-won fish stories and this putz rambles about a few lucky guesses he made on some games.

The text is what I feel would be the realistic response from these guys: "Who TF is talking to you college boy?? You guessed the outcome of sporting events while sitting on your couch...I reeled in a 250 pound fish after a 90 minute fight"

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I know it's a special day, and its been said many times already, but I'd like to take this time to also wish everyone out there a Happy Whacking Day

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Jaaja is not happy being asked to vacate the smoking chair #Caturday

Our tabby cat with white belly and socks sitting up like a person in a black chair with a green crocheted throw on the seat

She's leaning back and looking up at the camera as if to say, "Not now, I'm busy"

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Jaaja has never been interested in what's on TV until tonight's re-entry

A TV showing the thermal image (?) of the Orion module with its parachutes coming in for a splash down. It's on a table with a rug to protect it from scratches and a tall speaker is to the right. There is a tabby cat with white snout and bib intently watching but knows she's not allowed on the table even though everyone else is letting their's and it's not fair.

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

I needed to see one with Homer in the cabin

Homer floating in the Integrity module chasing the escaped jar of Nutella

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

#Artemis crew experiencing a breach of food containment. If Nutella doesn't capitalize on this they need to fire their marketing dept

Homer Simpson in zero-gravity chasing down a floating jar of Nutella as he did with the potato chips

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

The first one that came to mind...

Liz Lemon interrupting Jack's description of "East Coast, alternative,
intellectual, left-wing..."

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

As Admiral Ackbar famously said... It's a trap!! #Caturday

My adorable tabby cat, Jaaja, showing her fuzzy white belly, and possibly even smiling, while napping between my legs on the footstool.

There will be blood if I go in for a scritch

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Another #Caturday and more pictures of Jaaja being adorable She provides an endless supply

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Happy #GotchaDay to my furbaby Jaaja It's been three years since I found her in the alley and every day she gets cuter

A brown tabby cat with white bib, face and socks on her back, cutely covering her eyes as she naps between legs wearing grey track pants and dark striped socks

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Bouncing between gold medal curling and Jays opening day with a furry heatpump rolling in my lap It's a good day #Caturday #Olympics #BlueJays

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

🤣 Canadian broadcaster apologizes in January for swearing heard during a live sports event back in October Go Jays Go

During Sportsnet's live post-game coverage of the October 20, 2025 Blue Jays game, coarse language was aired before we had the opportunity to advise audiences of that risk.

Sportsnet apologizes for any offence this may have caused our viewers.

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Share a television show that raised you:

Ernie Coombs as Mr. Dressup with hand-puppets Casey and Finnegan

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Here's a timeline cleanse of Jaaja enjoying her #Caturday games

A tabby cat looking up from a pile of perforated packing paper. Treats are buried in the pile and she goes in and gets them

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

🎶 literally played this last night 🎧

Picture of my vinyl copy of Cassius in front of a section of other records

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Sad to hear of Bob Weir's passing. It's been a while but once a Deadhead, always a Deadhead

Picture of yours truly with long hair, in full Deadhead regalia, among the crowd at Rich Stadium in 93 with Sting as the opening act

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

There was a very interesting cloud on my way home and with the wisps at its weirdly straight edge, it could pass for a tsunami in a disaster movie. With a few very Canadian businesses down the road it would have to take place in BC tho

Picture showing a shelf (?) cloud backlit by the sun peaking from behind a building. With the lighting and colour, it looks like a huge wall of water.

Down the road are quintessential Canadian businesses - Bell, Tim Hortons, LCBO (and Copp's Buildall, a local store since 1877)

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

"As opposed to the Louvre in Wisconsin"

Bruce Willis as Hudson Hawk in the 1991 movie

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Um, excuse me, we're trying to have a conversation #Caturday

A picture over the arm of a couch with just the heads of a man and cat, looking at the camera as if they've been interrupted mid conversation

Beyond them, on the couch,are areas for the tabby cat to get comfy. As if a couch isn't already comfy that you need to also add your plush fuzzy pajama bottoms or ruin a Hudson's Bay blanket...especially now with their whole bankruptcy thing and will we still be able to get these?

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Even my coffee is disappointed this morning

An orange Le Creuset mug with F*CK spelled out in latte foam

Can't he take a hint and just die already?

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Well, this was an easy $20 a month savings

A message from Crave on my Samsung TV letting me know that I need to upgrade my television in order to keep streaming their app

Bye bye Crave

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Jaaja likes to lie between my legs on the ottoman. When she turns around to face me she will sometimes stretch out No sudden movements or loud noises please #Caturday

A tabby cat lying between legs wearing blue plaid pajamas. Her front left paw is stretched out and the murder mitt is resting right on my crotch

The claws are out so no sudden noises please

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