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I figured it out!!! Whether it's true or not, the men who have the top of their head out of the frame (1, 4, 8) are AI generated

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Yo my dude, how unlucky was that first pitch tonight? 🤡

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I appreciate the honesty in the write-up

A picture of the cockpit of a modified 1981 DeLorean DMC-12, made to look like the one from BTTF, with a current bid of USD $91,000.

In case it needs to be clarified...
"A Back to the Future–style flux capacitor and other “time travel” equipment have been added around the cabin; these items illuminate, but the car is unable to travel through time."

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"Such ingratitude, after all the times I've saved your life."

Wide shot of Blondie, Angel Eyes, and Tuco during the finale of The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Here's how to start a CD collection..." Is it, Buy a fucking CD? It's just buy a fucking CD, right?

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I know I'm not a robot 🤔 but I can't figure out which of these guys is AI generated

A screenshot of the 37th level of Neal.Fun's "I'm Not a Robot" game. From a 3x3 grid of pictures, I have to select all the men that are Al generated in order to continue.

I've been coming back and trying for a few months now and I can't do it

Am I a robot?

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Love it on the K&D Sessions, but wait, what's this nugget I just found... The music video for "Bug Powder Dust" was directed by @alexwinter.com ?!?

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

In a study of 25 parks, researchers analyzed years of data on ~3000 aggressive wildlife encounters. The animals in the study were elk, mule deer, coyotes, grizzlies and black bears. And it's elk that are the forest bad-asses?! ELK?? You can't trust fucking herbivores www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

cbc.ca

Elk involved in nearly two-thirds of aggressive encounters in national parks, study finds | CBC News

Researchers analyzed Parks Canada data collected from 2010 to 2023 on aggressive wildlife encounters and what people were doing when they occurred. The researchers found that quiet activities like hik...

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The five Simpsons lines I've uttered most... Whoa whoa! Slow down maestro, there's a new... [whatever new thing being discussed] Willie hears ya, Willie doesn't care You don't win friends with salad I am so smart...s-m-r-t ...and mispronouncing 'possibly' as "possi-blye" at its every usage

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

More footage of robots running into walls and shitting themselves with fire

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Relaxing on my balcony with a perfect latte, protected from the elements during a brief summer storm, and listening to some chill beats while drawing gentle rips from my glassware #hbd to me

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Can I just say something without everyone getting mad

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The catastrophic failure from bending back too far is sending me. I can't stop watching

A robot is bent in half backwards, mid-tumble, after running full speed into a cushioned wall. There is fire shooting out from its waist joint. A man, possibly one of the robots creators, looks on in horror

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Jaaja likes to pull the power move of taking my only spot on the couch while she has four others from which to choose #Caturday

A tuxedo tabby cat looking very relaxed while staring directly into the camera from the only spot on the couch available to me.

There are four arrows pointing to areas of the couch that are hers...
The arm of the couch
The footstool, where she'll lie btwn my legs
The other seat of the couch where a fuzzy set of pants acts as a base for a pressure-activated heating pad (turned off now obs)
A perch nestled on top of the cushion of her seat that has two more fleeces for a bed

This is one spoiled cat

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Unless he's referring to his teammate Jesús Sánchez he can leave that shit at home #BlueJays

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Jaaja says Happy #Caturday to a timeline cleanse

A brown tuxedo tabby cat lying on her back between my legs on the footstool. She is looking upside down at the camera and showing off her fuzzy white belly and mittens

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

My brother's lived in Montréal for years and I love going to visit, especially for the festivals In our Uni days we got up to a lot more hijinx so the inaugural '96 #Fantasia is a little hazy for me. At least I got a poster to remind me I was there Tickets: $5 ...five dollars!! ...taxes included!

A poster for the inaugural Fantasia International Film Festival held in Montréal. It's been rolled up since 1996 so there are VHS tapes lying around its edges keeping it flat

The poster features...
Godzilla and Ultraman
Jackie Chan (Fantasy Mission Force)
Chow-Yun Fat (Hardboiled)
Brigette Lin (The Bride with White Hair)
Koji Morimoto's Magnetic Rose
Jet Li (Once Upon a Time in China)

The tapes holding down the poster, in clockwise order from top-right are...
The Killer
Hardboiled
A Better Tomorrow
Snake & Crane (Arts of Shaolin)
Godzilla vs Megalon
Supercop

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The air quality index has dropped to "low risk"! Time to enjoy a coffee on the balcony and relax with a smoke

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Folding them back up again took skill But folding them in such a way as to isolate the route you needed was an art

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

@mariners.com fans chanting "U-S-A" at the @bluejays.com game WHILE THEIR CANADIAN IS AT BAT. Such idiots

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Proud of #CanMNT 🇨🇦 ⚽️ Good tournament boys!

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Jaaja cuddling up to watch Canada play Morocca #Caturday #CanMNT

Brown and white Tabby lying on her side lovingly looking up at the camera from her spot on the couch. There is an arm draped across her and petting her. Although the hand is in a safe zone, there was violence right after this pic was taken. Probably for the best since it's gonna get loud as the game goes one

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

OMFG it's hot as balls! This should help. The Caesar! A great 🇨🇦 drink

A pre-made Clamato Caesar in a can slipped into a cozy that looks like a hoodie.

There is a Canadian flag in the background because it's Canada Day and the men's soccer team is on a roll!!

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Happy Canada Day to all my compatriots in the Great White North

Screenshot from the weather app showing that today will feel like 47 fucking degrees Celsius - that's 117 Fahrenheit for my neighbours to the south

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Happy 100th Birthday to one of the greatest

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

you've surfed your last butthole

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I'm at a barcade and even set to "free play", this game is annoying as fuck

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Tell me you've never played a proper game of soccer/football in sweltering heat, etc etc etc

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

A reason it's on my "5 cartoons to know me" list Smart as hell and written so my parents could enjoy it too. Family gathering time instead of using the TV as a babysitter

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I took tomorrow off, so doing a little day drinking on the balcony I forget from which vendor expo this was taken but, thank you website pipeline for the cool drink holder

A blue drink cozy in the shape of a hoodie - complete with half-zipper, drawstring and a kangaroo pouch

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Every time I watch sports and a team is described as breaking out of their zone, this is what I'm thinking ...every time

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I proudly wear my patch on my bathrobe

A dark red bathrobe with the Canada Fitness Excellence badge sewn over the name of the company that gave it to me

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Just yawned so hard that it popped out my ear buds

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I am getting smacked in the face with someone's pot smoke Fine...game on 😶‍🌫️

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

The voice of Lynne Adams narrating scenes of production automation is what I need when I take a sick day

static.klipy.com

How Rubber Gloves Are Made

Alt: How Rubber Gloves Are Made

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I hate betting app commercials with a fiery hot passion

A screenshot from a betting app commercial where some rando sitting by himself at a sea-side bar inserts himself into the conversation he's eavesdropping on.

Rugged seafaring men are comparing hard-won fish stories and this putz rambles about a few lucky guesses he made on some games.

The text is what I feel would be the realistic response from these guys: "Who TF is talking to you college boy?? You guessed the outcome of sporting events while sitting on your couch...I reeled in a 250 pound fish after a 90 minute fight"

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I know it's a special day, and its been said many times already, but I'd like to take this time to also wish everyone out there a Happy Whacking Day

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

As part of my ongoing Saturday Morning Cartoon ritual, I'm finishing Star Wars: Maul and I'd like to thank (derogatory) all the assholes who felt the need to spoil the surprise Fuck you

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

...but what if that hand has an extra finger?

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Jaaja is not happy being asked to vacate the smoking chair #Caturday

Our tabby cat with white belly and socks sitting up like a person in a black chair with a green crocheted throw on the seat

She's leaning back and looking up at the camera as if to say, "Not now, I'm busy"

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Jaaja has never been interested in what's on TV until tonight's re-entry

A TV showing the thermal image (?) of the Orion module with its parachutes coming in for a splash down. It's on a table with a rug to protect it from scratches and a tall speaker is to the right. There is a tabby cat with white snout and bib intently watching but knows she's not allowed on the table even though everyone else is letting their's and it's not fair.

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