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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

I wanted to see if the kid would like it; I have never thought that movie was anything but trash

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

“I’m not being nice to you because I hold you in contempt” yeah we got it don’t worry

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Might as well require a birth certificate every time someone buys school lunch, like even if they pay. What if adults are impersonating children just so they can buy square pizza at a discount??? It’s common sense

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/10/2024

so what are the odds that this will get as much play as “deplorables?”

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

“Your words about my words having consequences have consequences”

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 01/09/2024

“Bond. James Bond.” -James Bond

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 31/08/2024

“Hey look, it’s me! I’m at this rock in the ground or whatever, I guess”

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 25/08/2024

He’s the one they call dr. Feelbad He’s a regular doctor

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 17/08/2024

“My personal politics are best explained by a fictional movie set 125 years ago”

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SAX-myth ΘΔ 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @sax.fish · 04/08/2024

"turn their brains off and nerd out" "have a stupid nerdy time" my guy wtf is a "nerd" without a brain ??? I swear every time I've seen a closeted trump supporter out themself in the wild it's been "I don't want to think about politics" - which is exactly the problem! - "because I just wanna vibe"

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 04/08/2024

I think it’s because the fact that she’s not white diminishes the “balancing” effect of her BEING MARRIED TO A JEWISH MAN, which would otherwise blunt accusations of antisemitism

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 04/08/2024

Carrying the news also no longer necessary in the modern media environment; why are they so afraid of progress

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 03/08/2024

Oops read my old Bluesky tweet, now dangerously back on my bullshit and queuing up Superman (1978)

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 03/08/2024

I know I’m a man because when I put shorts on backwards I’m like NO; this much of the cleft of my ass should not be emphasized, I should not be this juicy right now

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 10/01/2024

I mean, it’s definitely NOT an institution of higher learning, no way it’s accredited… it’s more like prager u, except… stupider and more pointless?

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 10/01/2024

I love “praised by.” Oh really? Like in private conversations?

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 13/12/2023

It’s been a long time, I feel ready to be good at bowling now. Let’s take me out bowling and give me a spin, see if I got better after a decade of rest

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 07/12/2023

🎵 desperado…. you better come to your senses you been out ridin fences, for lo, these many years… 🎵

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/12/2023

man hank hill would have hated tim taylor. he would not have been allowed to hang out with those guys. the second tim started trying to pull the al borland shit on bill hank would have kicked his ass

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 04/12/2023

Eating an entire pizza at once isn’t Good For Me and Very Nutritious to My Health the way it used to be

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 05/11/2023

Oh, my bark is worse than my bite? No fucking SHIT, dude, my bark is HORRIBLE

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

Re: Biden and the gag order on mentioning “ceasefire”: god, fucking, damn America

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 11/10/2023

Mmm antibacterial melon, nice and ripe

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 09/09/2023

Taken by collectively it’s a film series about conservatizing your sartorial choices; for comfort

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 09/09/2023

I love how Rambo wears a shirt the whole time in Rambo IV Yeah he used to be shirtless and ripped, but now that he’s turning 70 he is confident enough to wear comfortable, loose fitting tops that obscure the finer details of his musculature

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 04/09/2023

Just watched “Jerry Seinfeld is a FUNNY GUY!” And now all I’m asking for is a deep fake Seinfeld where everything is the same but Al Pacino plays George

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 21/08/2023

It used to be a whole neighborhood 😭

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

“In 1933 I would have bravely, politely suggested we not put Hitler in power.”

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 04/08/2023

Clean shaven Jesus, aka Sylvester Stallone screen test (statue test, I guess) for Todd Rundgren biopic

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 03/08/2023

i'm ditching "that ship sailed" in favor of "that ship sank" because i don't want to give my idiot opponents the impression that they can tell a seaworthy ship from a deathtrap

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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 31/07/2023

At the risk of sounding uninformed what is a stove

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 01/08/2023

If discontinued foods is on this app I have increasingly little reason to degrade myself on the other one

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 01/08/2023

Yeah I didn’t think the context mattered too much- he’s saying “after we win the next Cold War”

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 01/08/2023

Fucking stupidest part of this is that he’s writing it WHILE LIVING IN THE SUPPOSEDLY BETTER WORLD WE BUILT LAST TIME

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Cool Blue Rasputin @therealjamie.bsky.social · 31/07/2023

As someone born in 1984 Pee Wee taught me “it’s ok to be weird” way more than Prince or Bowie, as much as I love both of them. And he did it at a younger, more impressionable age. Basically if you hate the shit out of my broken personality, you at least have Playhouse to watch as an explanation

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 30/07/2023

I was just getting used to my friends becoming fathers, but I was absolutely not ready for some of them to become stepfathers. I can handle a two-year-old calling my childhood friend “dad” but I’m still adjusting to hearing a 12-year-old call him “Brian.”

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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 29/07/2023

the more I think about this, the more it seems like it's the quintessential matt take. casually opining on a sport he probably never played and barely or never watches, suggesting a reform that would do the opposite of what he wants, to improve the popularity of the most popular sport in the world

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