JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026UMass has no shot if it can’t find a deep connection. Defense is letting WRs run loose deep knowing there’s no threat 010 1
JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026First half UMass takes: Defense doesn’t look good but besides the extremely short field TD only gave up one other. McCarthy looks good, needs touch, but clearly needs reps with this WR group as they’re not in sync on anything deep. A few big misses. 110 1
JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Honestly, it would've been enough for UMass to be respectable at football. That they're doing it with a QB that lets me post Community gifs brings tears to my eyes 020 2
JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026UMass right nowstatic.klipy.comPop Pop!ALT: Pop Pop! 020 2
JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026UMass goes to 2-0 for the first time in their FBS history. #GoUMass 021 2
JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026UMass just caused me to have the worst fantasy draft of my life and I dont care. 120 2
JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026UMass right now:static.klipy.comPop Pop! - CommunityALT: Pop Pop! - Community 020 2
JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I finally know what it feels like to have the entire timeline talk about your team. Tears, literal tears. 020 2
JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My dog is sleeping quietly. I am very nervous for my dog. Please don’t do this again dog. 010 1
JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026A dark day for command and conquer fans everywhere 000 0
JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Producer: so you got the disco ball? Set designer: yeah got the disco balls. Real testicular. Producer: great…wait what? 000 0
JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 02/08/2026@mattleacock.bsky.social , shot in the dark, but do you have April objective 2 for pandemic season 0? Ours included a second copy of March 2 by mistake. 100 1
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JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 24/04/2026My mustard plug song that shares a name with a draft pick list has made it farther than ever! youtu.be/Q0lFPqZkftw?...youtu.beMendozaYouTube video by Mustard Plug - Topic 000 0
JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Didn’t expect AP’s partnership with polymarket to go this hard 000 0
JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Part cow, part duck, researchers at the Mattel Institute have come to understand the speak and say is more animal that machine 010 1
Reposted by JAllenBy the Belt: A MAC Sports Blog @bythebelt.bsky.social · 10/02/202615 years is a long time to be in one place in the sports media industry. Unfortunately, we have been told our time at SB Nation is coming to an end. Thank you so much for following us, and please read our statement below: www.hustlebelt.com/site-notes-o...hustlebelt.comAbout the future of Hustle BeltHope or despair, it’s all in our hold. 9434 43
Reposted by JAllenDouglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 09/02/2026It’s time to post this. Confirmed. Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion. ilovecitr.us/darnold/ 41885393 1.9K
JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Sam Darnold Super Bowl winning QB, something we all knew we’d be saying 4 years ago 020 2
JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 04/02/2026If I Told You This Was Killing Me, Would You Stop? The Juliana Theory 000 0
JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Homer: God gee, Lisa. Looks like tomorrow I'll be shoveling ten feet of global warming. Lisa: Global warming can cause weather at both extremes: hot and cold. Homer: I see. So you're saying warming makes it colder. Well, aren't you the Queen of Crazy Land? 010 1
JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 21/01/2026What if my tv season considers each episode to be 8 movies 000 0
Reposted by JAllenDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 02/01/2026HOST: what did you bring Method Man? METHOD MAN: the pain HOST: how about you Anthrax? ANTHRAX: the noise HOST: Wu-Tang clan? WU-TANG CLAN: we brought da ruckus HOST: and you? ME: *throws green bean casserole into the trash* nothing sorry 749766 497
JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Watching new episodes of stranger thingsmedia.tenor.coma man wearing a red hat and a music band shirt is holding a skateboard in his hand .ALT: a man wearing a red hat and a music band shirt is holding a skateboard in his hand . 030 3
JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 26/11/2025I know they went 0-12, but honestly this UMass football team wasn't that bad once you look past the coaching, the passing attack, the rushing attack, the blocking, the pass rush, the coverage, the rush defense, the kicking, the punting, the return game, and the 2 minute offense and defense. 010 1
JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Precedent has been set! Take to Sandwich Arms against the invaders of your cities. The courts can do nothing! 120 2
Reposted by JAllenRyan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray” @ryanjreilly.com · 06/11/2025BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...nbcnews.comJury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agentSean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors. 995227555313 22.8K
JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 05/11/2025One of the poll workers saw my UMass hat and asked me if our football team will ever not suck. 000 0
JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 02/11/2025You can actually pinpoint the moment the blue jays heart rips in halfmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of ralph and lisa from the simpsons talking to each otherAlt: a cartoon of ralph and lisa from the simpsons talking to each other 010 1
Reposted by JAllenArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Le Printemps, by Pierre-Auguste Cot, 1873, 📸 by @bellikemike.bsky.social 890591 905
JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 21/10/2025The worst part of having kids is I can't drink away this crushing Mariners loss as I need to be functional in the morning 000 0
JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 21/10/2025One more mariners…then maybe four more. Look, don’t worry about the math, let’s win tonight. 000 0
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JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Just once I want someone to ask back how the bad apples saying actually goes 010 1
JAllen @therealjallen.bsky.social · 11/10/2025My poor heart can’t take much more of this Seattle 000 0
