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Brian Fitzpatrick

@therealfitz.com
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Chasing Wonder, Engineer, Author, ORD Camp Instigator, Feminist. Potter. Recovering technologist. Would like to pet your dog. Previously: Founder & CTO of Tock, Xoogler, Ex-Apple. He/Him. Optimizing for kindness wonder.voyage debuggingteams.com

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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 17/09/2026
New EFF Board Member @amac0.bsky.social is already looking sharp in his EFF gear (with Executive Director @nicoleozer.bsky.social at left and Board Chair @gbsohn.bsky.social). You can have that hoodie too – it’s a gift if you support EFF as a $25/month member! supporters.eff.org/donate/join-...
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John Skiles Skinner @skiles.blue · 17/09/2026
Well they finally did it. DOGE got rid of my friend Anne, the only remaining person at the web design system for the entire US government. The replacement appears to be AI-generated code with no dedicated human oversight.
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GSA’s web design system head replaced with Treasury AI engineer
The U.S. Web Design System is intended to help the federal government build accessible and mobile-friendly websites.
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 26/08/2026
What Scalzi said. So much this.
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 25/08/2026
A tremendous loss for all of us.
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shing yin khor @shing.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
We are still in post, but I am already so delighted by our trailer, and especially listening to @jayackley.bsky.social's early demo of Rent Control here.
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 01/07/2026
Reminder that 13 years ago today Google Reader was killed.
Picture of younger Fitz wearing a Google Reader tshirt and frowning. He is sad.
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 11/05/2026
Thanks to @cdibona.bsky.social, this has been me for the last 6 months. Sorry not sorry.
A schoolgirl, labelled "me" playing a tuba labelled "Dungeon Crawler Carl" aimed point blank at the face of another schoolgirl. labelled "Basically Everyone"
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Ted Han★ 韓聖安 @knowtheory.net · 31/03/2026
This is the same motivation @therealfitz.com has used to frame the insurgent Data Liberation Front he and others started at Google over a decade ago. Competition is good, and switching costs shouldn't be the thing that constrains users from getting the best products.
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 18/03/2026
Dude is a LEGEND.
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BWJones @bwjones.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
This is an absolutely beautiful, glorious description of the products in our lives. The things that once were simple tools that met needs, now demand relationships, have opinions, and occupy cycles of our lives. Do yourself a favor, scroll down and read this page www.terrygodier.com/the-last-qui...
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The Last Quiet Thing
Your possessions came alive. Now they won't stop talking.
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 15/03/2026
Read Dan's post, then read Danny's comic. You won't regret it. You *will* regret not having tissues on hand. Thanks Dan.
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ɹǝʌɐǝʍ @weaver.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Series coming to the newsletter on recognizing useful crisis conditions and turning them into rapid, directed change. Starts today. Buy our book: crisisengineering.layeraleph.com/crisis-engin... crisisengineering.layeraleph.com/the-five-ind...
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The Five Indicators of Crisis
Our new book, Crisis Engineering, is about what actually happens when systems break under pressure and how to fix them. It comes out April 7, 2026, everywhere books are sold, as a paperback, and aud...
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 03/03/2026
Dungeon Crawler Carl fans: If you're done reading book 7, Jeff Hayes is doing a cold read of the beginning of book 8 RIGHT NOW: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDZU... (And he's already cracked up once)
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Dungeon Crawler Carl 8 - Parade of Horribles - COLD READ! Part 1 ~~SPOILERS!!!~~
YouTube video by Soundbooth Theater Live!
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 14/02/2026
Pro-tip from @hypatia.bsky.social:when moving Signal messages from one phone to another, place both phones on an ice pack to avoid thermal throttling. Seriously, it works -- tested with both iPhone to iPhone and Android to Android (Cloud xfer is still in beta)
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Laura Lippman @lauralippman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The Love Boat is amazing. It was a pandemic watch for me and there are very few writers who could work in that format. (3 stories, cast regulars + guest stars, 3 tones, everything resolved in 45 minutes).
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 17/10/2025
Once again I have had to learn that whenever I think the battery life of my Mac laptop is dwindling, I need to open up Activity Monitor only to discover that *multiple* programs are burning through CPU just for funsies. And one of them is Slack. Always Slack.
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 09/10/2025
You should read this essay. This quote. This quote.
People only complain about the turkey being dry when the company is terrible. There is never enough gravy to make regret feel like anything but your soul leaving your body.
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 25/09/2025
This was just the best.
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 17/09/2025
Today's moment of ai zen
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 09/09/2025
End of an era. The Storage Media Boneyard is headed off to storage for a while. What's the oldest piece of media in here that you have used? (detailed photos here: photos.app.goo.gl/oPwSvGqyJhKu...)
Half of my collection "The Storage Media Boneyard"

A History of Analog and Digital Storage Media
This is a sampling of the thousands of types of media that humans have used to store information over the past several hundred years. From punch cards that stored a few dozen bytes to flash drives that store tens of billions of bytes, storage media have gotten smaller, lighter, cheaper, and faster to read and to write.
The majority of this collection consists of paper, tape, spinning disks, solid state (cartridge), and film storage media, but you can find a few more unusual media types, such as wax cylinders, recording wire, and ferrite core memory.
Today, the entire contents of this exhibit could fit onto a single hard drive that you could buy at the average computer store.

Formerly part of the Google Chicago museumThe other half of my collection "The Storage Media Boneyard"

A History of Analog and Digital Storage Media
This is a sampling of the thousands of types of media that humans have used to store information over the past several hundred years. From punch cards that stored a few dozen bytes to flash drives that store tens of billions of bytes, storage media have gotten smaller, lighter, cheaper, and faster to read and to write.
The majority of this collection consists of paper, tape, spinning disks, solid state (cartridge), and film storage media, but you can find a few more unusual media types, such as wax cylinders, recording wire, and ferrite core memory.
Today, the entire contents of this exhibit could fit onto a single hard drive that you could buy at the average computer store.

Formerly part of the Google Chicago museumThe empty case that housed The Storage Media Boneyard for over a dozen years. I've packed it up and will be storing it until I find a new home for it.
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 09/09/2025
End of an era. The Storage Media Boneyard is headed off to storage for a while. What's the oldest piece of media in here that you have used? (detailed photos here: photos.app.goo.gl/oPwSvGqyJhKu...)
Half of my collection "The Storage Media Boneyard"

A History of Analog and Digital Storage Media
This is a sampling of the thousands of types of media that humans have used to store information over the past several hundred years. From punch cards that stored a few dozen bytes to flash drives that store tens of billions of bytes, storage media have gotten smaller, lighter, cheaper, and faster to read and to write.
The majority of this collection consists of paper, tape, spinning disks, solid state (cartridge), and film storage media, but you can find a few more unusual media types, such as wax cylinders, recording wire, and ferrite core memory.
Today, the entire contents of this exhibit could fit onto a single hard drive that you could buy at the average computer store.

Formerly part of the Google Chicago museumThe other half of my collection "The Storage Media Boneyard"

A History of Analog and Digital Storage Media
This is a sampling of the thousands of types of media that humans have used to store information over the past several hundred years. From punch cards that stored a few dozen bytes to flash drives that store tens of billions of bytes, storage media have gotten smaller, lighter, cheaper, and faster to read and to write.
The majority of this collection consists of paper, tape, spinning disks, solid state (cartridge), and film storage media, but you can find a few more unusual media types, such as wax cylinders, recording wire, and ferrite core memory.
Today, the entire contents of this exhibit could fit onto a single hard drive that you could buy at the average computer store.

Formerly part of the Google Chicago museumThe empty case that housed The Storage Media Boneyard for over a dozen years. I've packed it up and will be storing it until I find a new home for it.
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 05/09/2025
Not on my list of things to do today: open up an email and start sobbing. This is just beautiful. Thank you Dan.
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shing yin khor @shing.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
We made our goal, with about two weeks left to go! Please continue to support us, because that means I can hire more fabricator labor which means I will personally have time to build very small and indulgent pieces of furniture. www.kickstarter.com/projects/shi...
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The Last Fifteen Minutes
A marionette opera and short film about having dinner together before a giant kaiju steps on you.
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Mary Robinette Kowal @maryrobinettekowal.com · 31/08/2025
Holy crap! My story "Marginalia" just won the Eugie Foster award at Dragoncon
The Eugie Foster award, a wood plaque with a brass filigree of a face and wings.
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Robert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Get a look inside the Uptown Theatre in this great new video by Eddie Arruza. It features me and Andy Pierce talking about our book, plus owner Jerry Mickelson, building caretaker David Syfczak, and Ald. Angela Clay. youtu.be/t3oG3SeFWMI
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Chicago's Uptown Theater at 100
YouTube video by EddieArruza
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 13/08/2025
I just sent an email to hundreds of people referring to a date being on the 14rd of the month. How's your day going?
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 04/08/2025
Looking for recommendations for a custom sticker place to get 100-200 stickers made that is run by good people, any recommendations?
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 03/08/2025
Attn @edna.bsky.social
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 01/07/2025
12 years ago today Google killed Reader. I took a photo to remember how I felt. Still haven't forgotten.
Fitz wearing his Google Reader t-shirt
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Karthik Ram @karthik.io · 30/06/2025
Can’t ever unsee poorly designed conference badges thanks to @therealfitz.com badge.reviews
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 26/06/2025
Not only is my old friend and colleague @robinanil.bsky.social doing some really cool stuff around mental health services but he's also hiring for a principal engineer. www.linkedin.com/feed/update/...
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A lot has been happening at Emora Health that has kept me busy, so I haven't posted in over a month. | Robin Anil
A lot has been happening at Emora Health that has kept me busy, so I haven't posted in over a month. Here is why 🚀 - We doubled all metrics, including Clients and ARR, in about 3 months. - We lau...
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 13/06/2025
I stepped on Dale Chihuly's foot 20. years ago.
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 04/06/2025
Years ago @johntolva.bsky.social and @dansinker.com bought Zach and I these massive 5 foot tall trophie. John's wife and kids went to pick them up and the kids were just *flabbergasted* that you could just *make up something* and buy a trophy for it.
Fitz and Zach holding MASSIVE 5 foot tall trophies
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 04/06/2025
If you're wondering what to listen to today, give yourself the gift of Kruder & Dorfmeister. This album is still one of my all-time favorites. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVLw...
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The K&D Sessions TM - Kruder & Dorfmeister
YouTube video by iMUSIC HARMONY
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 30/05/2025
Every so often this banger surfaces and I every. single. time. I read it all the way to the end. Incredible storytelling.
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 08/05/2025
Non-zero chance the new pope likes Malort.
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 08/05/2025
First Papal Decree just dropped: "233 South Wacker Drive shall be referred to as Sears Tower. and ONLY Sears Tower."
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 08/05/2025
"Hey, Portillo's? Can I get a couple two tree hotdogs sent over to Rome ASAP?"
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
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tweety fish @sifu.tweety.fish · 08/05/2025
see it's a regular pope but then you top it with yellow mustard, onions, relish, a dill spear, tomato slices, sport peppers, celery salt
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 08/05/2025
I almost did an *actual* spit take when I watched this.
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 27/04/2025
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Sara Sanchez @bcbsara.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
The largest paying crowd in the history of Wrigley Field was the day Jackie Robinson made his debut. Wrigley is the only park left Jackie played a game in. Mike Ryoko was a kid at that ballpark that day and he wrote about it. Take a minute and read this today. press.uchicago.edu/Misc/Chicago...
A newspaper clipping from Mike Ryoko part one:

Jackie's Debut a Unique Day
All that Saturday, the wise men of the neighborhood, who sat in chairs on the sidewalk outside the tavern, had talked about what it would do to baseball.
     I hung around and listened because baseball was about the most important thing in the world, and if anything was going to ruin it, I was worried.
     Most of the things they said, I didn't understand, although it all sounded terrible. But could one man bring such ruin?
     They said he could and would. And the next day he was going to be in Wrigley Field for the first time, on the same diamond as Hack, Nicholson, Cavarretta, Schmitz, Pafko, and all my other idols.
     I had to see Jackie Robinson, the man who was going to somehow wreck everything. So the next day, another kid and I started walking to the ballpark early.
     We always walked to save the streetcar fare. It was five or six miles, but I felt about baseball the way Abe Lincoln felt about education.
     Usually, we could get there just at noon, find a seat in the grandstand, and watch some batting practice. But not that Sunday, May 18, 1947.
     By noon, Wrigley Field was almost filled. The crowd outside spilled off the sidewalk and into the streets. Scalpers were asking top dollar for box seats and getting it.Part II:

  I had never seen anything like it. Not just the size, although it was a new record, more than 47,000. But this was twenty-five years ago, and in 1947 few blacks were seen in the Loop, much less up on the white North Side at a Cub game.
     That day, they came by the thousands, pouring off the northbound Ls and out of their cars.
     They didn't wear baseball-game clothes. They had on church clothes and funeral clothes·suits, white shirts, ties, gleaming shoes, and straw hats. I've never seen so many straw hats.
     As big as it was, the crowd was orderly. Almost unnaturally so. People didn't jostle each other.
     The whites tried to look as if nothing unusual was happening, while the blacks tried to look casual and dignified. So everybody looked slightly ill at ease.
     For most, it was probably the first time they had been that close to each other in such great numbers.
     We managed to get in, scramble up a ramp, and find a place to stand behind the last row of grandstand seats. Then they shut the gates. No place remained to stand.
     Robinson came up in the first inning. I remember the sound. It wasn't the shrill, teenage cry you now hear, or an excited gut roar. They applauded, long, rolling applause. A tall, middle-aged black man stood next to me, a smile of almost painful joy on his face, beating his palms together so hard they must have hurt.Part III:

When Robinson stepped into the batter's box, it was as if someone had flicked a switch. The place went silent.
     He swung at the first pitch and they erupted as if he had knocked it over the wall. But it was only a high foul that dropped into the box seats. I remember thinking it was strange that a foul could make that many people happy. When he struck out, the low moan was genuine.
     I've forgotten most of the details of the game, other than that the Dodgers won and Robinson didn't get a hit or do anything special, although he was cheered on every swing and every routine play.
     But two things happened I'll never forget. Robinson played first, and early in the game a Cub star hit a grounder and it was a close play.
     Just before the Cub reached first, he swerved to his left. And as he got to the bag, he seemed to slam his foot down hard at Robinson's foot.
     It was obvious to everyone that he was trying to run into him or spike him. Robinson took the throw and got clear at the last instant.
     I was shocked. That Cub, a hometown boy, was my biggest hero. It was not only an unheroic stunt, but it seemed a rude thing to do in front of people who would cheer for a foul ball. I didn't understand why he had done it. It wasn't at all big league.
     I didn't know that while the white fans were relatively polite, the Cubs and most other teams kept up a steady stream of racial abuse from the dugout. I thought that all they did down there was talk about how good Wheaties are.Part IV:

 Late in the game, Robinson was up again, and he hit another foul ball. This time it came into the stands low and fast, in our direction. Somebody in the seats grabbed for it, but it caromed off his hand and kept coming. There was a flurry of arms as the ball kept bouncing, and suddenly it was between me and my pal. We both grabbed. I had a baseball.
     The two of us stood there examining it and chortling. A genuine major-league baseball that had actually been gripped and thrown by a Cub pitcher, hit by a Dodger batter. What a possession.
     Then I heard the voice say: "Would you consider selling that?"
     It was the black man who had applauded so fiercely.
     I mumbled something. I didn't want to sell it.
     "I'll give you ten dollars for it," he said.
     Ten dollars. I couldn't believe it. I didn't know what ten dollars could buy because I'd never had that much money. But I knew that a lot of men in the neighborhood considered sixty dollars a week to be good pay.
     I handed it to him, and he paid me with ten $1 bills.
     When I left the ball park, with that much money in my pocket, I was sure that Jackie Robinson wasn't bad for the game.
     Since then, I've regretted a few times that I didn't keep the ball. Or that I hadn't given it to him free. I didn't know, then, how hard he probably had to work for that ten dollars.
     But Tuesday I was glad I had sold it to him. And if that man is still around, and has that baseball, I'm sure he thinks it was worth every cent.
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Hello this is dog
Seven the White Swiss Shepherd sits in front of a fortress phone that somehow still exists
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Erica Joy Astrella @ericajoy.astrel.la · 02/04/2025
@booker.senate.gov well done, good and faithful public servant, well done.
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 01/04/2025
Holy smokes -- I've been using Gmail for OVER 20 YEARS!?!?!?! Please excuse me while I step away for a moment and crumble into a pile of dust.
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 01/04/2025
Dooooo ittttt
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 01/04/2025
This is one of the best repeating calendar reminders I've ever created.
"April Fool's Day: TRUST NO ONE"
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Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com · 22/03/2025
Hey that's me in the black jacket clapping at 15 seconds :)
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