James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Was standing when the bus stopped and I wobbled a little bit. Everyone pointed and laughed and called me a bitch. Got off at the next stop. We need less public transit in cities. 040
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Sometimes jolly ranchers are dinner. And that’s ok. 050
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Why does Microsoft word use AI to copy and paste things now. It’s copy and paste. It’s just copying something and pasting it somewhere else. There’s no AI needed here. I just want that word to be somewhere else. I don’t need you to make a new list or generate a table or file my taxes. Copy and paste 040
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 13/12/2025I finally broke down. At 27 years old, I googled how to properly store belts. 240
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Instagram ads smelling my irresponsible Christmas purchases like a shark smelling blood in the water 030
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 25/11/2025It’s called “UPS” because that’s the noise they make when they misplace your package. 030
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Having 1 Jell-O shot every day like an advent calendar where I count down to the day that I run out of extra Jell-O shots. 140
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Me: *gets password wrong* Google chrome, rage baiting me: Hey want me to save that password? That password that didn’t work? Want me to save it? Dumbass. 030
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Hey car manufacturers: not everything needs to be an electronic touch screen. I don’t care that it’s shiny, my air conditioning has FRAME DROPS AND LAG 020
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Ah a Cybertruck and its natural predator: 2 inches of rain on the highway. 050
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Feel like a fat piggy clawing through the candy bowl at work to find the good candy at the bottom. Oink oink. 030
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Using my Gmail to change the password on my Hotmail to verify my phone number to change the password on my PayPal. It’s just that easy. 030
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Honestly? I like it when the spectral cell analyzer jacks itself off before reading my sample. Happy he’s getting something out of this too. 020
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Thank you Norton Antivirus Thank you Norton Antivirus Thank you Norton Antivirus Thank you Norton Antivirus Thank you Norton Antivirus Thank you Norton Antivirus Thank you Norton Antivirus Thank you Norton Antivirus 120
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Just made a paper shopping list for the grocery store and I felt my first gray hair come in. 030
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 22/07/2025All these WEAK couples out there probably don’t even have a go-to phrase to immediately convince your partner that you’re stuck in a time loop and need their help. 020
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Elon makes an AI chat bot to be fact oriented. The bot becomes a liberal. Elon edits the bot for months to make it more conservative. The bot stays liberal. Elon gives up and reworks the bot to just agree with conservatives. The bot becomes Hitler. You really can’t make this shit up. 031
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Getting clocked by everyone I walk past in Vegas as a magic the gathering player 350
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Man I really wish these Deltarune bosses were harder. *second finger on the monkeys paw curls down* 030
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 10/06/2025I really have to respect the way that Butterscotch ragebaits me. Like father like son. 020
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Every day in June that I can’t find parking in the Castro, I will become slightly more homophobic. 051
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 27/05/2025I don’t care the context. I don’t care how acquainted we are. If “rawdog” fits in the sentence, I’m gonna use it. 030
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Kinda crazy that in the year of our lord 2025, Venmo still lets you stalk the payment history of everyone in your contacts. 010
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Questions you don’t want to hear from your dad: “Who is Kasane Teto?” 020
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 28/04/2025“You know this is fake, right?” Yes, but I have a whimsy and joy in my heart that can never be dimmed. 000
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 20/04/2025My conversation style is like I’m in a JRPG where I keep accidentally choosing the same dialogue option over and over again when I meant to hit the back button. 030
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Whenever I need to walk even a moderately short distance, I will jog. I am a deeply unserious person. 040
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 05/04/2025She WILL be hearing from me tonight. The royal she. 030
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Is there anything more humiliating than not finding a parking spot 040
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Bashing a jolly rancher with a stapler to crush it up because I will NOT let them get the better of me again. 030
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 20/02/2025On my sentencing day during the AI apocalypse, I hope the AI judge shows me a supercut of every time I’ve bullied a Waymo before executing me. 040
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Starting to understand why Eve bit that apple 040
Reposted by James :3Nazli @nazliooh.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Having a bug zapper has taught me that I would not be a benevolent god. 041
Reposted by James :3🪭ＴＨＥвυnny вιтcн⁴ 🪽 @instantmusick.bsky.social · 30/12/2024cwithmas with @saltclrcle.bsky.social @discomatt.bsky.social n @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social 153
James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I need a gps that tells me “good boy” whenever I make the correct turn. 071
