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Alexis 🦤

@saltclrcle.bsky.social
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🪭THEвυnny вιтcн⁴ 🪽 @instantmusick.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
very lovely lil anniversary weekend with the loml @saltclrcle.bsky.social truly :3
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i love payday because i get to just immediately stress about money
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
i want to not stress about money anymore as a treat
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
upstairs neighbors are moving every chair they have an also assembling furniture with hammers that or someone got in the building again and is breaking into the mailboxes either way.. loud :(((
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
girl, what the fuck ever
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
New thing alert!
A cat stands on its hind legs. Text reads: "I'm the best lil' thing in the world".
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
fine and normal
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
some of yall really need to disentangle romantic and platonic love or you’re going to ruin every friendship you ever have
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Victor Bizar Gómez @bizargomez.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Esnupi and the boys
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
people who brag about how much they purchase from target piss me off more than anything
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
legalize cocaine simply so that i can piss in the club bathroom
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
the level of vindication i am feeling rn is insane
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
everyone bully jesse into doordashing me lunch please
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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Genuinely powerful words to live by.
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
might’ve forgotten to lock a door today and i think i may need to find a bridge
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 07/09/2025
A Snoopy/Berserk commission
Black and white art of Snoopy as Guts, with armor and wielding a big sword, riding on top of a large Woodstock styled as Nosferatu Zodd with big wings and a broken horn, flying out of a portal. There’s a gothic logo on the top middle that says “SNOOPY.”
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Holl🌞 @willows-song.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
This explains it better than I can
Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”
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Meg @meganroseruiz.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Trinket shelf
A scan of a traditional illustration of a wooden shelf with little toys sitting on it
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🎱 Kelly Pringle 🎱 @kellypringle.com · 26/08/2025
Would you live here? 🤨
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
A new Marge.
A simple line drawing of Marge Simpson and some flowers. Text reads:

"I am the perfect wife The perfect docile beautiful angel and yet I get kicked in the ass by misfortunes each day of my life.

Today I will read Dostoevsky.

Tomorrow I begin anew."
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Paulo Moreira @paulomoreira.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
dandadandadnadadandadan
um desenhos dos meninos dandadan do anime dandadan, é o okarun endemoniado carregando nas corcunda momo que leva na mochila a vovó turbo no corpo do gato
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
job crash out inbound i feel it deep in my soul
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🪭THEвυnny вιтcн⁴ 🪽 @instantmusick.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
fallin in love at the combination 100gecs / MCR show
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
i will continue to not read the signs that i should probably get my phd
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
had a dream i was pr*gnant then woke up miserably sick…what does this mean…
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🪭THEвυnny вιтcн⁴ 🪽 @instantmusick.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
year apart :3 @saltclrcle.bsky.social
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
gay men can date cis guys all they want but the second a queer woman does it it’s an issue
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
that he/him lesbian doesn’t even want you anyway! keep it pushing and leave that man alone
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James :3 @there-is-no-lever.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Every day in June that I can’t find parking in the Castro, I will become slightly more homophobic.
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
losing my shit about off remake with no one to talk to about it is so tragic
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
giving lesbians a pass to buy the target birds but if you buy literally anything from that pride collection Major Side Eye…
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Isopod Fan Account @bedupolker.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Guys I think my dog Is sick
Creatures from the game wobbledogs, vaguely dog-like animals with block shaped body parts and occasionally odd numbers of heads, wings, and limbs. A dog with a block body and unusual colors emerges from a chrysalis covered in viscous goo
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
just want real job….
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 27/04/2025
Waking up from a nap at 5:45 pm
Sketch of a bleary-eyed guy on a couch, hands holding the edge of a blanket.
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Strong Bad @strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Let's all go back: homestarrunner.com/toons/backto...
Strong Bad and Homestar Runner stand in a spotlight, singing on Strong Bad's desk. A little gold foil sticker says "25 dot coms" and text below them reads "Back to a Website."
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
everything will get better because it has to
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
my life fr feels like a cosmic joke lol
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
rewatching a bunch of contrapoints stuff and man is the coming out video hitting much harder than it did before
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Mr. Miyazaki sir, I love your movies about how capitalism and the destruction of nature are evil, I made a shitty facsimile of them in a computer that drains reservoirs, do you like it
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🪭THEвυnny вιтcн⁴ 🪽 @instantmusick.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
if there’s anything about me it’s that i love little guys
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
i think i should make a group chat that’s just ‘alexis bitches about daily life’ and no one is allowed to respond only react
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Wildgate @playwildgate.com · 25/03/2025
Introducing Wildgate—a new crew-based shooter featuring epic spaceship combat and only three rules: outsmart, outrun, or outgun. Coming 2025 to Steam, PS5 and Xbox Series X|S! Learn more and sign up @ playwildgate.com
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
getting into my masters program was such a rush job and i’m starting to wonder if all masters programs are like this
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Goreville Shriek 😱 @amcnal.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Leftists: I know we don't like him but it's ludicrous that Obama hasn't spoken up. Liberals: No it isn't, he doesn't owe us anything. Obama: The Giver by Chappell Roan is a certified bop!
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
i wasn’t he/they lesbian pilled until recently but i believe in he/they lesbian supremacy
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Alexis 🦤 @saltclrcle.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
he/they lesbians save us, save us he/they lesbians
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Let's not be severed :-)
A drawing of Mark from Severance with two tiny versions of Helly R and Gemma emerging from his cut-in-half head.A drawing of Helly R standing in her green-floored office saying "what the fuck".
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🪭THEвυnny вιтcн⁴ 🪽 @instantmusick.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
after five nights at freddy’s i’m looking forward to a weekend at bernie’s
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