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AuDHD, disabled vet, lover of food, dogs, and TTRPGs. They/them GM of Pathenders www.twitch.tv/pathenderspod

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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 11h
I also like the mindset we had in WW2; hanging white nationalist war criminals at the Hague
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's not a conspiracy theory because it's only a theory if you actually believe it. This is something we politics nerds have dubbed a "lie".
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"A gentleman to ask before lighting a cigarette"? Was this ad pitched by Don Draper?
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A thigh gap is cool and all, but have you ever considered more thigh?
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every episode has made me feel feels, but none so powerful as about ten minutes after the finale when it hit me that there won't be one next week. #ROBOTcar
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/09/2026
you don’t have to have the conversation on their terms and in fact you shouldn’t have the conversation on their terms more democrats should follow this playbook instead of existing in a constant defensive crouch
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My main thing is fighting for a society where no child is unhoused, hungry, or abused. Every kid deserves a real chance no matter what their parents circumstances are.
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It seems I'm either too young or too depressed for such a crisis
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Ellie Queer Deer 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🦌🔜 MFF @elliekupo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Reminder. You should not use biometrics to unlock your phone. Your face and fingerprint are not considered protected from search and the police can use them without a warrant to access your phone.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/09/2026
Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions theonion.com/historians-politely-re…
Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Image border and text is in the trans flag colors on black background, it reads "trans lives matter more than harry potter" the words "matter more" are highlighted with pink flame. In fine print at bottom is original meme creator handle, @megemikoart
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Directly. Into. My. Veins.
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? A truly perfect film.
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Hot Fuzz Sass: Smart Remark
ALT: Hot Fuzz Sass: Smart Remark
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yearning for a bygone era where saying a sentence like this would end your political career after being a late night joke for 2 weeks
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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Anything that would make Henry Ford turn over in his grave is a good thing.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
next-level bet-hedging there, Google.
Lake Ontario in Google Maps labeled as both Lake Ontario and Lake America
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Lady DEADtera, Wee Ghostie Edition 👻🍁😷 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If your posting "AI" slop (profile and banner pics count) I'm blocking you on principle
A comic book picture of Batman breaking a shotgun, which has been relabelled as "AI SLOP". His speech bubble says "THIS is the weapon of the enemy. We do bot NEED it. We will not USE it."
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A man goes on a journey of self-discovery while grieving a wife and a dog
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I am an operative in this plot. My role? Telling people real things he said on camera.
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There's a lot of republican idealogy I find repugnant, but none so much as "I suffered in the past, therefore everybody in the present should suffer the same way"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/08/2026
"Look at the last 3 GOP presidents. One oversaw a double-dip recession with a savings & loans scandal that looted the Treasury. That was Bush I. Another oversaw near meltdown of the whole capitalist system. That was Bush II. Then the next presided over a pandemic-driven collapse. That was Trump I."
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Are voters finally realizing GOP presidents are disasters?
Michael Tomasky makes the case that they are.
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What a pathetic loser. You're a cabinet secretary whose department is on fire because the boss you're glazing is incompetent.
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ken Paxton is so corrupt that he got impeached by Texas republicans.
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Like with the gulf of Mexico, anybody who cows to this dumbass is gonna lose business and deserve it
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Spotlight Manifesto
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
She is so horny for child labor that she forgot you're supposed to wait for puberty to separate big from small before you decide who works the mines
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Video games when they force a cat companion on you
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Family Guy: Pictures Of My Kids
ALT: Family Guy: Pictures Of My Kids
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The FemBoy Connoisseur @koritoprime.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm putting this one on a shirt
Old man x-tremely toxic yaoi
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Working out my biceps, triceps, quadriceps, and cordyceps
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Working out my biceps, triceps, quadriceps, and cordyceps
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
“Until further notice, U.S. troops shall not allow this gorgeous woman to pass,” said an irate, slurring Pete Hegseth
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Pete Hegseth Orders Military Blockade Of Woman Attempting To Walk Away From Him
WASHINGTON—Saying he would not hesitate to use force if she continued to disobey his orders, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reportedly ordered a military blockade Monday of a woman attempting to walk ...
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Anybody else thinking about what your magic power would look like? I think my ability to instantly and completely engage with any hypothetical would turn to involuntarily spinning out any "what if" question into reality. #ROBOTcar
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Maybe the kids ARE alright
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I was not emotionally prepared for how anxious the idea of a villain trying to make the world more neurotypical would make me.
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
When asking about my love life, 4/4 family members have rated my response of "I haven't felt desirable enough to even try in years" as a major bummer.
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Reading about the linkages between autistic hypersexuality and sexual trauma responses is helping me feel less alone, less especially broken. But my god is it depressing how many of us experience sexual trauma as compared to neurotypicals.
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Most players are hearing music with specific dance instructions to follow. However, some players not only don't get the directions, they can't even hear music. They're trying to blend in only hearing grunts and squeaks. This is autism simulator.
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The military abandoned a base in Louisiana because it's toxic. Miller wants to set up a child concentration camp there, because he doesn't care if those kids get deported or dead, as long as there's fewer brown people out and about.
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
24,000 children
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"What's growing up with undiagnosed autism like?" Game Changer just did an episode where some players aren't given the rules to a game and have to blend in by observing the players who do know the rules and imitating them.
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
How you gonna make me laugh cry and emotional cry within MINUTES of each other?
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Lactose intolerance science log: apparently yogurt does love me back, because it still makes me shit, but unlike cheese I don't pray for death.
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yes JD, an atheist is less likely to attribute random happenings to God magic than whatever weird prosperity gospel Christianity you belive in. Very smart observation Mr. vice president.
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We are all Mr. Bit Guy
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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2026 Bad News Warranty @theramblerouser.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I figured out the machete order for Jujutsu Kaisen. Watch Zero after hidden inventory, making it one long flashback to explain Suguru Geto
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