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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 9h
A spooky Halloween die! Ink is a little light, but pretty good!
A jack-o’-lantern d6
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today’s is a chonker. A big blue D20 with an ever so slight sparkle. Think that was its failing, wasn’t glam enough.
A big blue d20
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tell you what man $20 bag of factory seconds from some dice factory for hire is great. There could be literally anything in there. My last bag was a bafflement of delights, so stretching that delight daily is great.i think i might grab a big one tomorrow.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The evil D6 did not spark joy so I pulled again. A d20 with a mushroom in it. Off center and a little cloudy.
D20 with a mushroom in it
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Another pull from the bag of cryptid dice. The first was a mustard yellow d6 with the misfortune of having a palm tree and a nazi symbol on it. (Not shown) maybe from some sort of WWII tactics game. I can only imagine the production error is that the die is a racist.
A mustard yellow d6
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
First up a pearly D12 with a touch of purple in there. Seems like a perfectly acceptable die. Maybe the color wasn’t distributed well.
A d12
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got my bag that came with my dice advent calendar. And what better thing to put in it but a sack of mixed factory seconds dice, that I can pull one occasionally for a little daily surprise.
A green dice bag with mothman on it and 2026
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh and Pokémon donuts at Krispy Kreme? Don’t mind if I do
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
God those were the days! This is how one gets a killer collection, care before people cared. Also be old!
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have since learned that the ice cream is served by puppets in Chicago, so imagine my family being threatened by muppet mobsters. We will die! Of fun! And bullets!
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What a day! First I learn that I can buy ice cream from puppets in Chicago, then there is Hello Kitty dressed as Godzilla happy meals out. What a great day for whimsical people who don’t like to eat healthy!
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The toy mini brands have little game boxes of classic stuff (and popular party games) those were cardboard though. If these are wood they should have a little more heft. I like tiny things, so I’m tempted depending on cost.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I think he hooked up with Fluttershy or something
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Theres still a conference room I can’t ID where the room is, and the booklet just tells you the room name like it’s self evident. I think I hate this hotel.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Also this hotel from the conference is lovely with a comfy bed, good food, and a nice roof bar. But it is non Euclidian with it conference rooms located in two towers on different floors that you can’t get to from each other without taking the elevator and swapping towers.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Darn, I was out of town so I hoped it would still be there when I got back.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Once again I find myself on a direct day in a work conference. Maybe I can quietly look at someone live posting what they see on the video all sneaky on my phone. Moment by moment is more hype than just reading it all in the end.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It occurred to me today that cataloguers/serials librarians likely freaking hate it when cape comics get on their cute numbering bullshit.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I sound like one of those grift commercials about hoarding gold in your house, but replace dub over Lego for gold and leave the rest absolutely the same.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Hey guess what? You can buy Legos with Kohls cash. All these years I have not been using it the week after I get new work clothes as I already got all I needed. When I could have been turning them into Legos, a substance as good as cash.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
*family crying as thugs hold them at gun point as we look at space bean and eat ice cream* Enjoy it! EN. JOY. IT.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I made a joke that maybe we can see the Chaos Emeralds at the Obama library, and my sister was like what, so I had to explain an over decade old meme and saw the march of time.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
*In a threatening tone of voice to family* You’re gonna have such a good time!
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Other stuff we are doing not on my birthday: walking/snacking food tour, maybe nighttime building nerd boat, maybe drunk Shakespeare, maybe stationary shop, maybe notebook factory? It’s gonna be good. My aggressive tour guiding might make my folks pass out, but such is the price of seeing Chicago
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Aw yeah got Obama library tickets for the afternoon after the Pokémon Fossil tickets in the morning. While Pokémon tickets at launch was hell, no problem on the others. This is going to be one heck of a birthday!
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a cartoon character with a backpack is holding a frying pan in his fist
Alt: Brock is holding a frying pan over his head to make a drying pan.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Storm day all day. I do not like this, but I always dig the meteorologists living their best life going all in on weather stuff for hours. They have trained for this moment. May we all find job satisfaction as good as a weather person in tornado alley.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
My serious official position is “No rebooting Colombo, don’t! Stop thinking about it!” but I see this and I’m like “…Unless….” (I want to see Groucho Columbo, for reals!)
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Hated that it was canceled, that’s a really weird recast, but I’ll take it. (Had to check it wasn’t an April Fools posting. It was not, so yes, I’ll take it.)
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 21/04/2026
we all know I have no life, so:
WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR?

1st Columbo: Groucho Marx
2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye
3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar
4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing)
5th Columbo: Jamie Farr
6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch
7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman
8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin
9th Columbo: Eugene Levy
10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo
11th Columbo: Adam Brody
12th Columbo: Jason Alexander
13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne
14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again
15th Columbo: Omar Epps

NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
While back I spent like 20 min hoping to see a wild Turkey in a brushy area in the park. No dice! What do I see today but one strolling down the sidewalk by the golf course by the busy street, no brush to be seen! Go home to the forest part of the park Turkey! This is no good for you!
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Like Murdoch starts to fight someone in Parliament with a big staff thingy, and I was like I’m sure that would be real funny if I had gone to Canadian middle school. I looked it up later and yes it is. Seems like the equivalent of hitting someone with a rolled up constitution.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Like they’ve made some jabs last season about criminal politicians, but this was the most over the top blunt corny satire.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Oh my god Murdoch Mysteries is like putting us on blast in the most ridiculous way and I am here for it.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dealwithit!
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Oh hey Colbert’s doing a LOTR movie after the end his show-I’m real happy for him. The Barrow stuff? Wait isn’t that Bombidil? Now I’m REAL happy for him. Folk gonna meet a jolly fellow in boots of yellow and they are just going to have to deal.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Here ya go! www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
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RiffTrax Makes MST3K! — Four NEW episodes in 2026!
Mike, Kevin, and Bill are heading back to the Satellite of Love for Mystery Science Theater 3000: THE RIFFTRAX EXPERIMENTS!
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
God I expected nothing out of this Candy Cane Lane movie, but it keeps going in really weird directions I did not expect. Much of it bird based.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Also my hand works now, but not really. But I’m working on it! Still I think my major league pitching career is over
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I don’t drink wine, but do like a nice port wine reduction sauce with beef and a little Gorgonzola cheese.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
When you are Vexed roll +smart. 10+ patient needed mouse bites to live 7-9 you are also in this episode. On a miss it actually was lupus. Continue to be vexed.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Had a dream last night I came up with an idea for a House MD rpg but I thought the playbook and moves should be based on the “needs mouse bites to live” meme. Asleep me thought it was great. Awake me is puzzled, or rather vexed.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
But all together I’m doing well enough that now that the doctor patched my bones together he’s kinda like “yeah wow that was a jacked up bone” I now understand that all this “how did you break this?” May not have been polite talk, but rather bafflement.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I’d wonder if mental math would have a go at me, but I’ve already had to struggle with calculating how much ibprofin I can take without exploding my liver or something.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Well I’m finding it’s easier to cursive than print with a dominant wrist on the mend. Unfortunately it’s harder to back out of poor spelling than with print. Why are all my deficiencies ganging up on me? But this paperwork must go out with something better than a vague mark.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Aw hell not chaining my gripe right. See this is what comes of left handed and pain killers
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Anyway, although I’m at a convention I had a bad hand night, so I took the good stuff and I’m watching the “bad” Columbo. So not so bad.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
The immediate aftermath of the injury was great as I had to sign a bunch of paperwork and do a urine sample left handed. On Monday I get bones fixed and I’ll be a cyborg so that’s cool. And maybe I can video game before the end of the month? Hand exercises, right?
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Video games? Only left hand touch! Cross stitch? No? Learn chain mail? No? Draw, paint? Nope? Write with any sort of readability? Right out! Cut food? Eat it like animal! Read? This too is hard! Shower? Wear a flipper! And there is stuff you don’t even want to know.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Aw yeah my switch2 grip is shipping, can’t wait to get it in time for Pokémon ZA and not be able to play for weeks because I broke my dominant wrist hardcore. It’s a great torment to have to be out for injury but all my time taking activities need my hand.
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thepseudonym.bsky.social @thepseudonym.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Cats!
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a cat is playing with an apple laptop on a table
ALT: a cat is playing with an apple laptop on a table
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