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Ponk

@theponk.bsky.social
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Video game reviewer at Stevivor.com, host of the Trails through Trails podcast @trailspod.bsky.social. Avid homosexual 🏳️‍🌈

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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Isn’t it ironic that a crowd of hetero people can’t be trusted to walk in straight lines?
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Had to *specifically* ask my family not to use any photos of me in any GenAI tools after they fed on to the machine 💀💀💀
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Grenaja @grenaja.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I can finally upload this recording I made of Millium whisking for almost ten minutes straight!!!
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Pro tip, gaming websites: don’t title your article “Everything announced at XYZ event/panel/livestream” unless you’re ACTUALLY going to list EVERYthing that was announced. Please, either do your research or call it “the stuff we cared about” instead
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What a treat of an episode! And thanks again to @mischaetc.bsky.social for joining us for this one 💜
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Christina Mijares-Doung @christinadrawin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Everyday I just have the same thought over and over again. "DAMN, I wish I could play as the Nun with a Gun in Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave RIGHT NOW."
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I don’t know if I can make it clap, but I can certainly make it polite applause
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Tonight, my gym manager offered me some really great advice to… convince me play more Baldur’s Gate 3. I love it here
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Stevivor @stevivor.com · 04/08/2026
"While the combat challenge may seem like a barrier to some, Beast of Reincarnation wants to welcome as many players as possible at whatever speed they’re happy with, in order to share its intriguing world," @theponk.bsky.social writes in our review.
stevivor.com
Beast of Reincarnation Review: Flower power
While the combat challenge may seem like a barrier to some, Beast of Reincarnation wants to welcome as many players as possible at whatever speed they’re happy with, in order to share its intriguing w...
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hello it’s my Special Day I have been a Steviant for FIFTEEN years now, crazy!Anyways look forward to my latest review in like eight hours on @stevivor.com 🤘
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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 24/06/2026
So many AI dorks calling themselves “prompt engineers” thinking they’re the best at asking a computer the right question for shitty art, yet would be befuddled by two brothers standing at a fork in the road claiming that one only lies while the other only tells the truth.
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Tired: “love handles” Wired: HIP TITTIES You can trust this doctor, he’s a…. Clothing brand
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Friends don’t let friends podcast for four hours straight 💜💜 NEW EPISODE!
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
@tomwalker.bsky.social heyyy Tombo! If it’s ok, I was wondering if I could pick your brain sometime about the process of setting up Patreon as an Aus-based pod? We’re looking at it for our show, and I just wanna know what possible bumps to look out for!
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
GAWD I am so tired of hearing the same “GenAI in games” scenario play out, over and OVER. - game is revealed - people identify GenAI in it - company tries to explain it away or justify the AI usage - inevitably, game company apologises How many times does the EXACT same thing have to happen?
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Unironically excited to play the remake of the gayest N64 game of all
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Sadly it feels like this lesson needs to be re-taught in the modern day
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Simple and Clean: A Kingdom Hearts Podcast @simpleandcleanpod.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
What is a JRPG? It’s a game with Japanese storytelling sensibilities - including ever-increasing levels of textual density. (Check out our latest ep with special guest @theponk.bsky.social to learn more!)
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I’m out here talking in all kinds of places this week! What a delight it was to hang out with Mischa and Mayanna x
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Holy crap y’all, you’ve really purposely downloaded our voices ten THOUSAND times! Are you okay?? But for real, thankyou for joining us on the podcast in this past year, it’s so much fun to do this show. Here’s to ten thousand more!
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
How is it 2026 and video content is getting WORSE at buffering?? Truly few things more rage-inducing than having an Insta reel pause four times in thirty seconds of video 💀
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Have you ever looked at a door and thought, “this is the next hour of my life”?
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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alyson “end journalism” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Death Stranding porn art where Sam stands up and it turns out he’s been sitting on one of those golden hands
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The best part of signing up to a new Patreon is marking all the stuff you’ve already heard on the free feed as played, then seeing how much new stuff is still left to enjoy 💜 Go listen to my cool friends Mischa and Mayanna do a cool podcast about kingdom hearts!! @simpleandcleanpod.bsky.social
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Ayce @flyincasual.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
New train law: if you are seated on a commuter train and the window seat is empty, MOVE THE FUCK OVER. Don’t make every other person on the train have to climb over you to sit down, for fucksake
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Stevivor @stevivor.com · 13/04/2026
"I was really impressed with what Capcom has achieved with an all-new title, building a unique and vibrant world, even on the barren surface of the moon," @theponk.bsky.social writes in our #Pragmata review.
stevivor.com
Pragmata Review: That android came from the moon!
"I was really impressed with what Capcom has achieved with an all-new title, building a unique and vibrant world, even on the barren surface of the moon," Matt writes in our Pragmata review.
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This morning my cat has woken me up by crop-dusting my bed. I hate it when she learns new skills
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Podcast!
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Not to brag you guys, but I already got this one on lock thanks
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Microsoft Excel’s “you can’t do that to a merged cell” is maybe the most irritating and offensive thing that is regularly said to me
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
How many times does a game studio have to get blasted for using GenAI and grovel for forgiveness before we STOP FUCKING TRYING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I’ve been having a bad time responding to my texts in a timely manner lately, so I’m considering changing my text message to “GET ON THE HYDRA’S BACK” from Kingdom Hearts 1. It’ll either make the problem much better or much, much worse
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Cube is love. Cube is life. Cube is… trauma?? Hey we’re back, season 3, let’s fuckin gooo Big Kev!
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Get ready to Cube, everybody 🧊
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Ahhh, it’s the small things that really make life worthwhile… Just got to “per my last email” my least favourite coworker 💪
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
@spennser.bsky.social I watched you play through RE7/8 with Amanda and Angela as a lead up to playing Requiem today. And look! IT BEGINS.
Gotta hang on to this Antique Coin
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Rin (Forward, Relentlessly) @frwrdrelentless.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
There is no heterosexual explanation for this.
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Is it too gay cliche to handle bad news by going out and getting a septum piercing
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
It’s time for our 2025 Gourdie episode!! Where back babey! Huh? … “GOTY”, you said? I don’t know her. 🏆🐗 🏆🐗 🏆
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Very much feeling my own vibes today, since moving at the start of last year I’ve now lost a full 20kg! Feels good to feel good in my own body 💜
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Some people might think that the devil’s lettuce before the gym is an odd choice, but what can I say? I like to bake before I cook
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Really glad I pooped before I weighed myself this morning, because I finally broke through the 100kg barrier and clocked in at 99.9 kilos 🫡
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I’m enjoying Mafia: The Old Country so far, though a prominent character in it is named “Baron Fontanella” - and unfortunately, I’ve started thinking of him as Lord Softspot instead
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
@simpleandcleanpod.bsky.social so it’s 2026 now and screw it, I’m just gonna shoot my shot! I do a similar recap style show called Trails through Trails ( @trailspod.bsky.social ), we’re two seasons in. I’d love to come join y’all for an episode of Simple and Clean, I love KH just as hard as Trails!
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I’ve started putting the Stranger Things finale on a few minutes at a time, to remind myself to go do something else instead
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Ponk @theponk.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
The Stranger Things cast sure do worry a lot about any of their people dying, while simultaneously murdering a LOT of soldiers in season 5
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