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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Stalking, catfishing & impersonation. This has been going on for years, and I’m over it. It’s important for me to say this, and for it to be heard by all. I know who you are, I know you are reading this, you will not win.
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Say what you see….
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I’m unapologetically a space nerd 🤓🚀🪐 Today’s partial solar eclipse begins in less than an hour. Double check times with your local news or Astro groups. Do not look at the sun directly. Use UV glasses or turn your back to the sun & use the selfie function of your phone camera as a mirror.
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Locked for a week 😒 Note to self: Don’t get cocky and say you want to try and beat your p.b. 🤦‍♂️
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
‼️🌞SOLAR ECLIPSE🌝‼️ 🚨Saturday, 29 March🚨 08:50UTC (GMT) Start time will vary by minutes or hours based on your location. 40-70% Eclipse: 🇨🇦🇬🇱🇮🇸🇳🇴🇸🇪🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧🇪🇺 Do not look at the sun directly, through a camera or phone. Use specialized (scratch free) UV filter sunglasses, a pin hole viewer, or a colander.
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I hate technology that hasn’t been designed with accessibility in mind, that sacrifices simple processes for revenue/data collection I’m on the edge of a breakdown because I can’t do simple, basic things with various sites, platforms & devices I feel stupid & left behind I can’t be the only one?
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
The Pig & The Bulgarian Pig is really smug. Do you see? Why is Pig so very smug? A big tradie used his mug Pig’s throat is now coated in spunk. Pig’s mouth tastes of ripe tradie hole. Pig’s smells of ripe tradie funk.
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
It’s oh so quiet… 🤫
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Trent Lucas @cbuscub1993.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
One of my regulars came to get a full service on his hole. We’ve been meeting once every couple of months for a few years. It never ceases to amaze me how much, and how consistently, he fires off his muck.💦🍆 It lands with all the power and grace of a well aimed Hawk-Tuah
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I get all the good ones 😂 At first I played along, thinking he was using a low quality translator. I stopped engaging when I read his last message. I hope he was simply bored, and said those things to try to get a reaction out of me… I hope… (Redactions for privacy and/or adult content)
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Not suffering fools or village idiots tonight. Someone clearly hasn’t read anything on one of my my hook up app. What I’m into is clearly stated, and would be visible to anyone but Hellen Keller if they’d just look dowels. and the schmuck asked me “What u into” I added a little flair to my list:
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
My first BSky vid (yeah I’m that late to the party) I’m gonna show y’all my mad deepthroat skills 😮🍌
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Snaps for Royal Caribbean and a boat load of queens, queers, bears, dudettes, misfits, bears, twinks, trans & twunks! 🌊🛶🌊🛳️🛟🏳️‍🌈 🦁🐯🐻😱👠👠🍸
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Anyone else seeing this on vids in their feed? It disappears if I click retry or refresh my feed. @support.bsky.team
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Caution: Rant I’m fed up of guys (from all sites) who expect/demand pix & vids from me but not offering as much as a ‘thanks’ in return. I’m clearly a mug, too nice, respectful & accommodating of those who claim to seek discretion & privacy. Pix & vids are quid pro quo from now on.
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Because what else is there to do at 02:30 on Sunday morning? 🤷‍♂️
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sniffpig @sniffpig.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
What has Pig been up to today? (Wrong answers only!)
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Depression sucks ADHD sucks Loneliness sucks Capitalism sucks Social media sucks Being cold sucks Addiction sucks Society sucks My brain sucks Humanity sucks Heteronormative constructs suck Celebrity & reality tv culture sucks Gay ‘culture’ sucks We don’t deserve most of what we have in this world
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Now ya see me! Now ya don’t! 🎼Once upon a swine, I was falling in love… 🎼But now I’m feeling a fart! 🎼Where is the loo‽ 🎼Total dicklipse of the Pig
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I spent over 20 years in the colonies, I understand American football even less than I understand actual football Maybe the fact in high school, I skipped every gym class and opted for Gator Wine (a real thing, don’t judge it til u try it) under the bleachers instead, has something to do with it? 😏
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emily of the cheap guitars @emily-kv.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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A graphic depicting Indiana Jones about to punch a nazi, based on a screencap from one of the films ("The Last Crusade", I think).

The caption reads, "Punching Nazis is Always Cool".
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Signed!
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Sniffing the night away… 🐽
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Vast Hypno 🔝 @ Fist Fest @vasthypno.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Hard on for #manstink #hypnosis will remove your inhibitions about bodily odors and turn the smell of unwashed men into a pure turn on. www.warpmymind.com/index.php?ga...
Reblog if you like the smell of sweaty underwear.
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Bored as fuck today. So what’s a pig to do? Cook! Bake! Clean up! 💅💁‍♀️ Today’s menu Pimped spicy sesame shin ramyun w/ smoked tofu, baby pak-choi, fried egg w/ jellied yolk Spicy braised beef stew, w/ basmati rice & sour cream raita Orange & ginger upside-down cake w/ a clementine glaze (pictured)
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🌙NoxuArts - Commission status: OPEN! @notyournyx.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign
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BDSMdungeonSIR @bdsmdungeonsir.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
sub David Portland worshipping My cock while I have his balls & hands in a humbler. In addition, I fucked him, flogged his balls, clothes pins on his nips, & much more - all while having balls & his hands in the humbler. Look for the vid soon at JustFor.Fans/BDSMdungeonSIR
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The pinnacle of innocence & purity. I’m a good pig I am, honest 😇
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
One for the AvGeeks! Flights operate weekly between Cape Town, SA & Wolfs Fang, AQ (WFR) through the Antarctic summer. There is no airport building, baggage services, duty free or air traffic control tower in WFR, just an ice runway & apron built by a specialist team each year.
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Is it wrong to be wanking and eating homemade sticky toffee pudding at the same time? Asking for a friend.
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I am growing increasingly irritated, frustrated and disillusioned by the continuous exponential increase of impatience, vapidity and egocentrism of the gay “community” - especially the nut jobs on Grindr etc Don’t want to rant or vaguebook, but I had to get that off my chest.
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Since October my PAYG electricity bill has increased by 104% Fuck. *Switches off basic life support & environmental controls*
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
If you follow me, and you’ve only been on BSky for 2 days but somehow amassed 70k followers…
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Gutted to see that Drag Race UK has lost one of its most iconic queens.
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Well, that escalated quickly. Decided to have a quick wank. Thought I’d tease my hole while wanking. Then, a Pig Prod I’ve not seen for years. 10min after starting my quick wank, it has turned into me stretching my hole with my large dog tail plug and a bit of piss play for good measure. Oink 🐽
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Brand new profile, nearby. He looked at my profile 3-4 times, sent the “very hot” badge and then messaged me. People can be shady as fuck, not to mention weird. I’m glad I’m not a people 👀😂
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
May or may not have just eaten half my body weight in jamón iberico. And I’m not sorry.
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
🚨🆘🚨At least one bottle of poppers has fallen on its side and spilled in my freezer. Help! 😂
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Assorted festive trash.
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
One for the AvGeeks! ✈️❄️🥶 youtu.be/NzaDOYM3wNM?...
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Watch an A340 landing on ICE in ANTARCTICA!
YouTube video by Flightradar24
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
My Christmas spirit usually comes in a bottle. This year, I want the Christmas spirit to cum in me. Also, updated profile pic. Why? because peer pressure. Is it February yet?
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
One of my regulars fucked the hell out of me. No lube. One very powerful well targeted & perfectly aimed thrust 30min later, on my way home & the pressure of the impending tsunami of cum against my hole is immense. It’s a game of agility, brinkmanship, physical strength What to do when I get home?
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I ham sad to say that after 4min of extensive yet apathetic googling there is a serious lack of Pig(s) In Blanket/s duvet sets & a limited number of bacon themed sets It’s low hanging fruit, the joke is right there, I can’t be the only one who sees a very niche & mildly amusing market for this? 🐽
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Wide awake and bored as hell. Do I have the energy for a 5th (or is it 6th?) wank today?
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Really getting irked by the number of bots following me on a daily basis. I’m loathed to suggest that making profiles private an option to mitigate this. Could having the ability to approve/disapprove follow requests be an alternative solution? (while keeping profiles public) @support.bsky.team
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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Meanwhile, back on the farm… Pig was visiting his family when news of the impending storm broke. Not wanting to get stuck in the provinces, he looked for a quick exit to the city, by train Alas, a nationwide fault with the trains. It was already too late, Pig was stuck in deepest darkest Somerset
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