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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

They’re easy to crack, if, you have the patience to scroll 0000-9999 😂

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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

An update: Overnight it escaped. It’s done this with various types & sizes of cages. A few minutes ago my balls slipped through the ring. Ouch 😖 I think it’s time to give up on this sort of thing.

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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

It has actually escaped a cage multiple times. Once, my balls slipped through my metal cage. Cue a yelp of pain, and deep thud as it hit the floor of the packed rush hour Thameslink I was traveling on. Also, a few years ago I managed to break a plastic cage when I got hard.

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miss piggy is behind bars in a jail cell with purple gloves .

ALT: miss piggy is behind bars in a jail cell with purple gloves .

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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

6 days on two occasions: 1 willingly 1 due to a lost key Each of the dozen or so cages that I’ve worn for +24h have all caused significant pain/discomfort. Most due to the cage twisting 90-180* to the point my balls are consistently twisted over the top of my dick. Ouch. Very, ouch.

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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Locked for a week 😒 Note to self: Don’t get cocky and say you want to try and beat your p.b. 🤦‍♂️

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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

‼️🌞SOLAR ECLIPSE🌝‼️ 🚨Saturday, 29 March🚨 08:50UTC (GMT) Start time will vary by minutes or hours based on your location. 40-70% Eclipse: 🇨🇦🇬🇱🇮🇸🇳🇴🇸🇪🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧🇪🇺 Do not look at the sun directly, through a camera or phone. Use specialized (scratch free) UV filter sunglasses, a pin hole viewer, or a colander.

Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

I hate technology that hasn’t been designed with accessibility in mind, that sacrifices simple processes for revenue/data collection I’m on the edge of a breakdown because I can’t do simple, basic things with various sites, platforms & devices I feel stupid & left behind I can’t be the only one?

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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

I’m published under Porky Bitchy Smelly, I wrote Frankenswine

Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

The Pig & The Bulgarian Pig is really smug. Do you see? Why is Pig so very smug? A big tradie used his mug Pig’s throat is now coated in spunk. Pig’s mouth tastes of ripe tradie hole. Pig’s smells of ripe tradie funk.

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More or less jars than Binks?

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Until….🤪⚡️💥⚡️

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At Heathrow…. 🤐

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It’s oh so still… 🤫

Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

It’s oh so quiet… 🤫

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This stuff happens regularly, across the U.S. & around the world, daily. It has done for years. After a high profile crash, the media and the public become hyper aware and overly sensitive of incidents that would have gone unreported in the media had it not been for a recent high profile incident.

Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Who said you have substance? I wouldn’t take that lying down, if I weren’t you.

Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

One of my regulars came to get a full service on his hole. We’ve been meeting once every couple of months for a few years. It never ceases to amaze me how much, and how consistently, he fires off his muck.💦🍆 It lands with all the power and grace of a well aimed Hawk-Tuah

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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Hot as hell cocksucker 😈🐽

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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

I get all the good ones 😂 At first I played along, thinking he was using a low quality translator. I stopped engaging when I read his last message. I hope he was simply bored, and said those things to try to get a reaction out of me… I hope… (Redactions for privacy and/or adult content)

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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Top Kinks: Sneax, Lions, Tigers, Socks, Bears, Sweat, Pits, Ohmai, Rimming, Rough, Dom/sub, QVC, Smells And: Ripe footy kit, humiliation, Eye of Sauron, piss, breath control, outdoor, filth, yoda, choking, throat fuck, BDSM, mummification, verbal kittens, anon, restraint, role play, FF, cruising….

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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Not suffering fools or village idiots tonight. Someone clearly hasn’t read anything on one of my my hook up app. What I’m into is clearly stated, and would be visible to anyone but Hellen Keller if they’d just look dowels. and the schmuck asked me “What u into” I added a little flair to my list:

Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

My first BSky vid (yeah I’m that late to the party) I’m gonna show y’all my mad deepthroat skills 😮🍌

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Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

They are nothing short of ☣️ 😈🐽

Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Snaps for Royal Caribbean and a boat load of queens, queers, bears, dudettes, misfits, bears, twinks, trans & twunks! 🌊🛶🌊🛳️🛟🏳️‍🌈 🦁🐯🐻😱👠👠🍸

Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

🌊🛶🌊🛳️🛟🏳️‍🌈 🦁🐯🐻😱👠👠🍸

Pig @thepig.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Yeah I guess it’s something that will get fixed eventually… I hope 🤷‍♂️

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I have a vpn on half the time, I hadn’t considered that

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Anyone else seeing this on vids in their feed? It disappears if I click retry or refresh my feed. @support.bsky.team

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And, there’s a special place in hell for those pricks who go the extra mile by replying to me the next day, ignoring my agreement to meet, who then complain of missed opportunities and being stood up by others. Not anymore, assholes.

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I’m also absolutely fucked off with time wasting catfish cunts. Hiding behind their faceless, blank profiles, repeatedly saying they want to meet up, only to go silent & ignore me when I agree.

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