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Mad Ca’Pen

@thepenpirate.bsky.social
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OutKast on all day to celebrate #braveswin
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s about time everybody got as angry as I’ve been the last 26 years.
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Capitalism doesn’t believe in science. It’s gonna grow and grow and grow and spread like the virus and cancer it is.
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am Jane Doe.
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I Am Spartacus! Iconic Movie Scene
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Death to Cornell.
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All I know is I’ve gotten a hell of a lot closer to Murder House than any of you you motherfuckers.
You’re gonna die in there. 

You’re gonna regret it.
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Maybe we could be kind to one another for a change. -Fiona Good
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Play capitalistic games win deadly prizes.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“They treated us like we were criminals” 😕
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Are there any women left who like to have sex for pleasure or is it all strictly transactional now? Smh, lord thank you for allowing me to fuck 140 women before now. Yep, slut for life.
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Perhaps I am not alone in this, but I despise recovery during workouts. It stunts my motivation, momentum, and discipline having to stop to let my body rest for two days just because. Waiting that long makes me never wanna work out again.
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Ting Barrow @tingb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hey "law and order" crowd: how about following the f*cking law and releasing the un-redacted files??? #Epstein
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Organizing, cleaning up & out, nothing is better.
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Why do ya’ll follow me? Would love to hear what made you follow me.
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Trump is the old man landlord who you have been screaming at to fix the mold in the lower part of the building but he is adamantly obssesed with the parking lot lines being repainted yellow instead of white.
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Does it look like I’m flying constipated?
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I enjoyed it! #coyotevsacme #filmsky
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I don’t give a shit that he became an angel. This character should still be around for the sequel in human form.
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ahem, so do hot guys.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You know something has gone terribly wrong when 94% of teachers have to dip into their own pockets to buy school supplies while the average Wall Street employee got a bonus of $246,900 in 2025. Hello?
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sunshine Chihuahua 😍
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Guess we’re all watching Rocky Horror tonight now, too?
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
OK, you can take him now as the third. We will all be very happy if you do that.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
She truly is loved worldwide!! 🫶
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I hope everyone enjoyed their screening of 9 to 5 last night.
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Dollyparton Laughing
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Islands in the sky, that’s just what we are. Beautiful Dolly sunrise today on the southeastern Virginia shore.
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yea, i’ve got a pin for everything.
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What a way to make a living…
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Greetings from the upside down
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
In a country so deeply divided, isn't it nice to have something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheFiles-BeginTheTrials ⚖️
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
…because I read, mother fuckers.
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Thought of you with this one @raeradford.bsky.social
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
With all the X casting news I have been slowly taking stock of some choice gems in my vast collection. We are quite happy indeed with Sam Weaving as Emma Frost.
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is exactly why I majored in English and became an English teacher later in life.
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KevTheRev @kevtherev.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gary Oldman is such a visionary actor, he played a pitch- perfect parody of Elon Musk before anyone even knew who Elon was.
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5th Element: Zorg (Gary Oldman) is Disappointed
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
And the women these days on only fans, Social media and all points otherwise think they’re hot shit.  This is the standard. If you can’t be disciplined like Jayne Mansfield then get the fuck away from me.
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Don’t but shit blueberries anyway, just don’t scrimp on fruit and vegetables.
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Ian Duhig @ianduhig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
That Emily Dickinson line was bound to end up on a T-shirt one day.
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Tré @tre.blacksky.app · 20/08/2026
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Where’s Crane-do?
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Margery @gibbee13.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The Bible is FICTION
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just a reminder, Fuck Michael Vick, Pharrell Williams and Timbaland. Fake, narcissistic, self-absorbed, predatory VA fucks who represent NOTHING GOOD about Virginia.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just posting this because, as of yesterday, the US national debt surpassed $40 trillion for the first time. The GOP: the party of fiscal responsibility. 🥴
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
But no really, I get up because I feel worse staying awake in bed while time tick tick ticks and my reading stack stares at me.
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You’re not funny at fucking all.
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Tea and hatred of coffee drinking morons.
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Kermit the Frog Drinking Tea Meme
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Mad Ca’Pen @thepenpirate.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We all just want someone to be proud of us. That’s all I see on social media people showing off and needing validation and accolades and snaps.
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Kasey R @schwroark.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Aletheia S.R. @aletheia225.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Every high crime and destructive act that Trump commits, should also be accounted to the SCOTUS 6. They all should be held accountable for the same crimes. They gave him unconstitutional immunity, therefore, they're just as responsible. We wouldn't be here, if it weren't for the SCOTUS 6.
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