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Palaba

@thepalaba.bsky.social
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West Baltimore born, can now be found floating on any of the tributaries of the Chesapeake.

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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love Dice, but you're going into two different towns with two distinct dope ass hip-hop scenes that get absolutely no attention, and you're bringing Philly dude. A dope Philly emcee sure but feels like you're missing an opportunity.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Missouri must be proud of their Senator Dirtbag. Y'all fucked up.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ken, the fact that you're even aware of the amazingness of Reservation Dogs increases my respect for you. That show took sitcoms to a new level and no one seems to have noticed.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
After all this time and hype (and money) if yhe new GTA doesn't have some revolutionary mechanic or Iliad level of story, it's going to flop. I don't think anyone outside of the hype-machine is... "hyped."
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
FU @burgerking.com.br you advertise a toy, you show my daughter a toy on your billboards in your store, in that same store no toy, no no warning, just crap cardboard BK ads. Kids hate you. Parents hate you ,FU I can't wait to eat a Big Mac on your grave! @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social @burgerking
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Maryland Republicans running Cox again shows that they're not legitimate. Pissing off the moderate wing of your party shouldn't take priority to running good candidates. Running Cocks ensures Moore's win, attempting to push the Maryland Republican party to further extremes. Convince me I'm wrong.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If the ad campaign isn't just him yelling/singing "Its bourbon!" I consider the entire thing a failed venture.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
That's just marketing for the culdesac kids who moved here.The beer hasn't been made in Baltimore since 1996. Much like the acquisition of Frederick's flying dog states north seems to like our beer and keep taking it from us. Heavy Seas is your best bet for local beer now.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Cyclops has absolutely gave up on functioning like a normal human being and dedicated his life to raising children soldiers like himself. They are the opposite.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Somehow my blue sky feed is all Combo recaps and Michigan politics. Is this the algorithm's natural progression or have I been shadow banned from absolutely everything else?
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
So according to Donald's latest speech we can't trust him with elections because they were stolen when he was in charge but we could trust Joe Biden because those were fine. Weird flex but, Okay.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'm sorry I don't listen to podcasts of men telling other men how to men, can someone explainbto me why "Pithy" is a core alpha male trait now? I thought, traditionally that was reserved for the wives at tea!?
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I have never ordered from @hellofresh.bsky.social but every single box my neighbor gets looks like it was dropkicked from the top of the wearhouse.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Are they also allowed to murder us if we call them for help? Or only if they have a disability that we should be helping them with? Isn't going to go away for you Anthony, our kids can't breathe the clean Air if you let our public servants murder them.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
So @oagmaryland.bsky.social isn't planning on running for public office ever again. The decision to not investigate the murder of a Marylander with autism who called the police for help and was murdered by them is a death sentence for any political career. He already found a consulting gig I guess.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Mr. President that's not "This Approve."
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Mazda dealerships are lazy AF. I haven't seen one of these new Mazdas with black rims and matching bolts yet! They just send you off with a little box and expect you to change them out yourself. Who does that? They probably will do it for an extra $400 and only if you finance it through them. F that
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
1981 The Great Muppet Capper.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
With one stupid comment at one meaningless roast, Dwayne Dumb as a Rock Johnston killed the box office for Moana. Then to turnaround and ask for our support? Na G. It's time to put on some clothes and act like a man. You should have left that mentality behind with your special underwear friends.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I don't know if I have an accurate tally, but from the looks of it the only thing that's actually been maxxxed is the Grift.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Nice try Larry, but we will still find a way to cancel our Paramount+
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I liked this movie before it was woke........ Wait!
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I'm old enough to remember how binging the 24 dvd was a horrible idea. Those TV writers have a tougher job and when they pull it off the brakes become beats, breathers, not bothers. It's not like a story SHOULD take place between 90 & 120 minutes, it's just a different format with different skills.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Tell us you hate writing for people without saying it!
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
That may not be your intention but it is what and how you said it. For you to place the blame solely on the reader is arrogant. Feedback is a gift.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Your wording leaves too much open to interpretation. It would seem as if you place those seeking to tell truthful stories in opposition to Scott Pelley, where his voice seems to be the one asking to hold our news rooms accountable for intentionally misleading Americans.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
How many of your Android alerts are ads? We as consumers have too much slide.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Hey @mazdausa.bsky.social my dealership sucked and instead of explaining any features to me they tried to get their finance department to extort me. Is there anyway I can find out information about things like the hotspot or anything beyond it's got a touch screen!? I have a 2026 CX 50 select trim
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Even AI thinks placing a data center on a karst system is an environmental disaster waiting to happen. What's a karst system you ask? It's described as a unique "Swiss Cheese" like underground.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Y'all are late.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I'm starting to notice a trend in the smart glasses market... Consumers don't seem to want them despite every manufacturer making one. Not once yet have I seen any of these companies trying to convince us WHY we need them other than Chris Hemsworth has a pair. I guess no one else wants perv glasses.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It is impossible for the human ear to detect the distinction between three and five Chihuahuas. Also my neighbor left one of her dogs outside again.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
You know what phrase is "underrated?" "Overused." No wait... I think I got that backwards again.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Goddammit Lay's we don't boil our crabs on the Chesapeake Bay. Huge fail from Frito-Lay.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
If you tell me a picture is worth a thousand words, I'm going to suggest you use better words.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
"Turn your pants around! You're making your Dad rap!" My wife to my daughter while I'm reciting Kriss Kross
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
If Leo is woke then I am woke AF. Where's my hat?
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
My favorite part about open back earbuds so comfortable you forget they're on, is when they connect to a previously connected device you genuinely have to ask yourself, "Does everyone hear that voice or just me?"
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Good luck friend! I know it's not easy and it's very nice to hear you're thinking about it too.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
(2 of 2) I wish you nothing but success with all your endeavors, and will patiently wait for your ASMR return. Thanks for responding.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
(1 of 2) I don't mean to put the responsibility solely on you, and Google is no peach either. But it feels like the Amazon machine purchased many gaming spaces and now completely controls what narrative reaches "the community." And it's getting worse.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Your AI sucks. Buy local.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I miss your #ASMR but if I ever want to sleep at night I can't do it knowing I'm supporting one of the world's richest men get richer while robbing my neighbors of their rights.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
(2 of 2) I have been around a lot of very gay people and been some very gay places, shared cocktails with people who have transitioned and dinner with people who had to fight for their right to be themselves, and none of it made me even the slightest bit gay. Love your neighbor and yourself.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
(1 of 2) I'm not sure the best way to communicate this to my fellow straight white, mostly Christian men throughout our great country who do not have the blessings that I have been bestowed in the riches of the different types of people I was privileged to grow up around. But here goes ...
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
My Chicken of the Sea Old Bay Wild Caught Light Tuna tells me its contents would be "content at a seafood boil on Chesapeake Bay" and I haven't been this offended by a food rapper since WOW chips suggested that maybe I was the problem. And why the Sunny reference? It's a bicept suuuure.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
You can't always control what comes at you. You can control if you let it fuel your anger or fuel your growth. Get big!
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Don't be a Sucker. 1943
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
So hear me out... Saint Helena.
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Palaba @thepalaba.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Nope. Not even close and it took two seconds to find out.
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