Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Why have these filled croissants never caught on in the UK when they are such obviously delicious processed food? 010
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 28/08/2025You'd think he'd be proud of his Lebanese heritage given it has lots of blossom trees and no crocodiles 010
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 22/07/2025There really is no moral justification whatsoever for mined blood diamonds now, on an environmental or humanitarian level. As technology advances, industries die. There would be nothing sad about De Beers or Rio Tinto doing a Blockbuster. www.ft.com/content/2a8d...ft.comHow the diamond industry lost its sparkleThe explosion of lab-grown stones from China has shaken up the sector, leaving established players struggling for relevance 010
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 13/07/2025What's going on with my "mallards" and, in some cases, "grebes?" 000
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Forget Drake's fake abs - a gin collection of Bombay, Hendricks, Plymouth and Tanqueray for a man worth half a yard is funny to me 000
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Mark is right. In the Netherlands they are so confident that their nuclear waste is safely stored that you can go and visit it in a museum: www.covra.nl/en/radioacti...covra.nlThe art of preservation - COVRA N.V. 210
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 10/06/2025The time will pass anyway. If we don't start building now we'll be saying 10 years too late again in 2035. 100
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Perhaps a boring decision but a great one. Not only the right direction with nuclear but Rolls Royce being a British company for investment and infrastructure security. 000
Reposted by Theo BirdBen Coates @bencoates1.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Truly one of the dumbest people ever to hold public office 1141
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 25/05/2025I thought this mandatory 2 pits would make it more exciting but somehow it's worse haha. I mean personally I'd just scrap Monaco, but if not, can the solution to avoid a situation like last year just be that teams can't pit during a red flag? #MonacoGP 000
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 21/05/2025But also like... AI is clearly really powerful, and for better or worse it isn't going anywhere, so I want to do my best to understand it. What Google announced yesterday was honestly quite extraordinary. Am I missing all the AI chat on Bluesky somewhere or is there a genuine aversion to it here? 000
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 21/05/2025I'm not necessarily saying that is a bad thing. I find the constant sound of AI Bros larping on about how their terrible AI picture is 'making art accesible' pretty exhausting. 100
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 21/05/2025I find the difference between X and Bluesky on the topic of AI truly staggering. On X, I can't scroll for a minute without seeing someone talking about AI. The lastest models, comparisons, job losses, benefits, covering all companies from Google, OpenAI or Anthropic. On Bluesky? Crickets. 100
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Also if news starts spreading that there are 'no repercussions' for missing Klarna payments I can see this spiralling fairly fast 010
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Turns out a predatory business model of pushing loans on broke people might not be most stable www.ft.com/content/6c4b...ft.comKlarna’s losses widen after more consumers fail to repay loans‘Buy now, pay later’ group’s weaker results come as concerns rise about the financial health of US consumers 120
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 14/05/2025With every fibre of my body I hope this is true. It's almost too on the nose for the Onion. 110
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 11/05/2025I remember when any reusable water bottle was the 'Eco-friendly' option. I am massively pro-environment, but where does the purity end? I fear a constant push for eco-perfection puts swathes of people off doing anything altogether. 000
Reposted by Theo BirdJonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 09/05/2025*very* cheeky of the Guardian to illustrate this with a picture of Farthing Down, a site of special scientific interest and thus absolutely not the sort of horrible scrubland the mayor's talking about here 27769151
Reposted by Theo BirdRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 08/05/2025I don't know if I am just getting older or what but when I saw that the new pope was 69, my first thought was "lol nice" but my second thought was "damn, that's a young pope." 1552943
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 08/05/2025A lot of discussion about what name the new Pope will take. A small part of them must be tempted to go with Pope Muhammed for chaos purposes. 000
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Omg Starmer on the phone constantly name checking him Donald is toe curling 000
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Yeah I mean he lies constantly but I don't think the tarriffs themselves are to mess with markets, they are part of his ideology as to what is 'fair' 000
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 08/05/2025This is part of the reason I personally can't see a trade deal between the US and the EU happen whilst Trump is in power. A deal with China just depends on how long American people/markets can take higher prices, lower supply of goods. 000
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 08/05/2025BREAKING: US-UK trade pact will leave the 10% US tariff in place - CNN These tarriffs are not a bargaining tool, they are an ideology. Trump genuinely believes a trade deficit with another country is always a bad thing. At some point in the coming months Americans will face the music on this. 010
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Much of this article is bleak but this part might actually be the worst. Just people asking ChatGPT who they are lol nymag.com/intelligence... 010
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 07/05/2025“When you’re ready for your child to stop being a child, give them a smartphone” We face a mammoth task as a society trying to reduce smartphone use in children, but I not only think it's possible, I think it's a societal necessity. #smartphonefreechildhood www.theguardian.com/technology/2...theguardian.com‘The crux of all evil’: what happened to the first city that tried to ban smartphones for under-14s?It’s a year since teachers in St Albans asked parents not to give younger children smartphones. How successful have they been? What do the kids think about it? And has it made the adults think about t... 010
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Places I didn't expect the strongest condemnation of Israel and it's allies? The FT. Excellent wording. Should be common place across most media outlets. www.ft.com/content/f5fd...ft.comThe west’s shameful silence on GazaThe US and European allies should do more to restrain Benjamin Netanyahu 010
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Someone like Dai Yongge should never have been allowed to own a club and I really hope the EFL has learned lessons so that no other club goes through this. I welcome Rob Couhig and Todd Trosclair with the most open arms imagineable. Onwards. URZ #readingfc 030
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Whatever happens today, hugely proud of this team and supporting this club this season. A huge thank you also has to go to Select Car Leasing who went way above and beyond expecations of a normal sponsor by paying staff wages some months. 110
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 03/05/2025It will be a shame if we don’t make the play-offs, but ultimately only one thing mattered today. We can finally, finally stop worrying about the very existence of our club. 110
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 03/05/2025I genuinely don’t know how this team has done it this season but there have been POTS contenders in almost every position on the pitch. Huge credit has to go to Noel Hunt and his team who took over seamlessly from Ruben Selles in December. 110
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Yet here we are today. A sell-out crowd with new owners – a sale process which thankfully includes the stadium and the training ground – and somehow, against all the odds, even an outside chance of making the play-offs. 110
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Let’s be clear: it was really *really* bad, not just for a week or two, but for years. Just a never ending stream of embargoes, fines, staff not being paid, player sales and rumours of extinction. It was exhausting. 110
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Redundancies happened, the few staff remaining wore coats at their desk. Players ate microwave meals before matches. Being a fan of a football club is such a weird experience at times. No matter how bad it gets you can’t ever really walk away; you just have to ride it out & hope 110
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 03/05/2025For 580 days we have wondered if our club will still exist when we wake up. For 1,395 days we have been under an embargo in one form or another. Our Women’s Team had to go part-time, we lost our Cat 1 Academy status, we very nearly lost our training ground. #readingfc 240
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Russell Brand here, facing charges of sexual assault, arriving at court dressed like a sex pest 000
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 02/05/2025This has been the best week for drying washing in recent living memory 010
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 02/05/2025The flip side of course is that the UK is not in a strong position financially at the moment and Labour don't have many (if any) levers left to pull. If people don't feel any progress is being made on their slipping standards of living then the appeal of Reform will only continue. 000
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 02/05/2025A week is a long time in politics. Try 4 years then. The pressure from Reform will no doubt continue but with Trump in the Oval Office the world has never looked more uncertain. That could work to Starmer/Labour's advantage vis-à-vis Mark Carney and that wave of Canadian patriotism. 120
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 02/05/2025FPTP is simply not designed for a 5 party system. A general election with this split would be absolute chaos. That said, I think it's easy to blow these results out of proportion. 2029 is a long way away and I think the Labour Gov will last until then (Starmer perhaps not). #LocalElections 130
Theo Bird @theonlybird.bsky.social · 29/04/2025What's your favourite woodland and why is it deciduous in spring? 000