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@theomir.bsky.social
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ᔕᗰᗩᑌG @smaug.dog · 05/06/2026
🐶Thanx @theomir.bsky.social for the beautiful picture. You make my puppy @geek.dog look soo sexy.💗 Shoutout to @snapjaw.bsky.social for the pristine hood.💀
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Mother said to not walk with a knife in my mouth because I might trip and hurt myself. My being alive still today is a testament that mothers aren’t always right. #happymothersday
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Twink privilege is being able to shave your pimples off
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Pup Noel @pupnoel.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
You gay bro? Good 😈 @haybailsbb.bsky.social @bunkergear.bsky.social 📸: @theomir.bsky.social
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Nathan Grefseng @grefsengboy.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I’m just a boy, looking at a camera, looking at you.
Nathan standing in front of a backdrop, hands on belt loops, wearing a blue plaid shirt and a smirk
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Bunker Gear @bunkergear.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Handcrafted latex raincoat for when the weather sucks, and that's giving you ideas 😳
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Bunker Gear @bunkergear.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
welcome to Bunker Gear
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Nathan Grefseng @grefsengboy.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Contemplating how I’m going to treat the good boys and pets 📸: @theomir.bsky.social
Nathan in a chair, wearing blue plaid leather, looking into the camera
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Bunker Gear @bunkergear.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
A polo for every occasion, an evening at The Eagle, a day in the office, or a 2am subway ride home this polo does it all! Available in a range of colors to clearly say everything from “wow, I’m hot” to “use me as your urinal daddy”. 📷 @theomir.bsky.social
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
A baguette in the butt is a ‘pain’ in the ass
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thot catalog @thotcatalog.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
“reply guy” is too reductive. I’m not a reply guy, I’m an engaged follower looking to make a genuine connection that might lead to one day eating that person’s butt
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
FFmpreg, a gay party where everyone comes dressed as a video codec and first to get pregnant via fisting wins a prize
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
Today I learned that Joan of Arc was NOT in the Bible 👀
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
A second top has hit my trade center
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
Social media is exhausting how do people do it
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Oh no I got stuck helping a friend move
Me ass up in dark shorts and head first inside a cardboard box with a curious doggoMe ass up in dark shorts and head first inside a cardboard boxMe ass up in dark shorts and head first inside a cardboard box with a curious doggo
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Johnny Otter @johnnyotter.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Exhibit A (Feat. @bradlands.bsky.social and @thewilldobeast.bsky.social)
The face of a very happy bearded chap with an orange neckerchief around his neck smooshed between 2 fuzzy bellies and 2 jock-strapped bulges, a hand resting on the chaps head as if to say “Good boy.”
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
Update: im on a chair
Me doing the 👉👈 on a big big chair (like 3x my square height in frameMe smiling and kneeling on a big chair in the woods.
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
It’s that day of the week
Butt in a red thong in a patio in sun
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
Hog thread
My XXL LeChonk from Pokémon GOMe and a LeChonk plush
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Joshua King @joshuaking.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
Seize the hump! Or something like that. Idk. Happy Hump Day! Photo credit and thanks to @theomir.bsky.social
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ex gf material @alexisrae.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
Girls will say "I know a spot" then take you here
a picture of the prolific tumblr ball pit
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
In my raja voice: “I adore a man with a blue-Ben-esque figure”
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
This photo trilogy is 🥰
i make the mouth to mouth with blue hair cutieme and nope@nada.zip
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
I’m in a rubber thing
Me in a rubber varsity jacket and rubber pants looking off to the sideMe in a rubber varsity jacket and rubber pants kissing another cutie in a blue and orange rubber singletMe in a rubber varsity jacket and rubber pants weird shaped mirror selfieMe in a rubber varsity jacket and rubber pants in a bar in red/purple lighting
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
Some of my favorite album/cover art in categories
Category is scenic silhouette style portraits in colorCategory is artist portraitsCategory is colorsCategory is black and white minimalism
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Nope @nada.zip · 25/08/2023
I have a very particular set of skills...
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
Fren?
A photo of me holding a leash that is attached to a friend in a harness and homemade bull head. The focus quickly blurs out after my hand
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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 22/08/2023
Todays kink is Nerd/Jock Classic Bullying. Shout out some classics for me to look into 👀 Examples: Wedgies and Swirlies.
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
RS with your most overly dramatic B&W selfie
Me in black and white portrait mode with dyed hair growing out
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Dorothy Whoresnack @friendoflwaxana.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
When straight guys try to talk to me about something heterosexual:
A thread on some website:

“which monsters actually taste good, are there any?”

“like…their cum? their cocks?”

“Monster. The drink.”
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Another *insert word here* dad @grgo.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
Yup ✋🏽
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
Me and who and who?
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
Pictured: me smiling in the shadow of butt about to sit on my face
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
Hmm I wonder who that is 🤔
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
SKIRT THREAD YES
Me in a skirt that ends before my butt meets my legs
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
Reskeet with your mental state
It’s the scream(?) art piece but with a Shiba Inu head instead
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
Me flirting.
Photo of Hachi, a Shina Inu, being very happy with two paws up on me
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
Moments later @nada.zip
My butt in an orange thong on a sailboat getting slapped
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
Wellp I’ve been eating too much cereal… my cum smells vaguely of Fruit Loops
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
Sail away sail away sail away
Me and my butt in an orange thong on a sailboat. Butt towards camera. Nicely sunlit from an upper right angle, shading the bottom of butt and giving it a good depth
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Celery Man 🥬 @celeryman.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
A terrible storm approaches... and an evil god walks the land
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Nope @nada.zip · 03/08/2023
Hark! Your daily dose of my precious perfect child.
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Reskeeting keeps getting autocorrected and can’t edit skeets to fix it 🤦‍♂️
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Realest with a banger pic of your dog (Doubling for four because I have too many pics that I love)
A photo of me and Hachi, my family Shiba Inu. I am looking into camera but hachi is just looking forward past the camera, ears up, very cuteA portrait mode photo of the Shiba Inu, Hachi, smiling and looking directly towards the camera. Her orange coat contrasts nicely with the lightly blue backgroundA close ultrawide macro photo of Hachi, a Shiba Inu, staring down a bee on the ground. This distorted perspective of using an ultrawide lens as a macro lens makes Hachi seem enormous and dominates over the beeA photo of Hachi (Shiba Inu) sleeping in her bed with a blue backdrop that nicely contrasts with her orange coat.
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
What wearing a rubber means in San Francisco
Fag on his knees in a rubber singlet, sucking the dick of another fag in rubber, looking at the camera
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/07/2023
Every mf'in time
Cowering man labled 'me googling transparent images' confronted by a man with a knife on a gray checkered background labled 'fake pngs'
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Update in yellow: who gave me a knife??
Me making an exaggerated chaotic face. I’m holding a knife and in a yellow thong in the kitchen. Butt cheeks exposed. An arm is coming from left side of frame holding a clamper thing (tongs?) towards my butt
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