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Axle

@armpit.bsky.social
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Stinky dog in SF. Insta is Pokeslut69

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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Throat game so good nurses get frankly unprofessional with it
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Thick load Thursday
My torso with a thick load shot across it
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I love when you’re dirty talking and accidentally typo me instead of my Take me cock, fuck me hole, find me booty 🏴‍☠️
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Luring a bear back to my place with a line of microwaved pizza bagels
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
👁️‍🗨️
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The number of influencer pages I’ve seen repost that Reddit comment about ai allowing wealth to access skill… without adding any commentary of their own and without a hint of the irony in that
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Giving me that 15-15-15-8-8-8 treatment
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This exchange from the cutscenes in the Futurama video game gets me every time
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Big bro’s cock two days ago, my pup’s cock yesterday (both of whom thick as fuck), and 7(?) cocks tonight, ranging from smaller than mine to getting close to my pup’s. It’s been like a year since I’ve been to a club six sex party and it feels good to get back into it, even if my hole is wrecked lol
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Meaty and feety
Me on my back on the bed, legs up. A tops is kneeling on the floor eating me out
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Canadians love saying “oh my god was that only a Canadian phenomenon?!”
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
In order for a bad movie to be a good bad movie it’s gotta believe in something. Or 30 years have to pass.
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Crackpot theory: the entity possessing Nikki was the spirit of Bear’s dead cat. He wanted her to love him more than anything in the world, so she was possessed by the spirit of the thing that did
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
@apupcalledzero.bsky.social wrecking my throat
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I dreamt there was a surgery that let guys switch dicks
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Hovering somewhere between 220-330 😮‍💨
Me on all fours my ass facing the camera
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
If anyone’s got any leads
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Shower after poop, let out a whoop 🥳 Poop after shower, things looking dour 😟
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
One of my favorite things about storytelling through DnD is how the story is just as much shaped by what you don’t do as what you do.
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Who’s taking advantage of this lost and alone hiker in the woods
Me standing on a log in the forest looking over my shoulder in a thong
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Last night at the bar my pup gave me a chest hickie so strong that he sucked blood out through the skin 🥵 that he then licked off 🥵🥵 and we made out with my blood in our mouths 🥵🥵🥵
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Honestly, outside of how hot it would be, feels thematic. Vault-Tec would love the misogynistic experiment of “what if a world without women” that still reinforced the idealized gender dynamics of the 50s. The future being unable to shake off the past… mpreg hauntology…
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
There’s no way to disprove that there wasn’t a Vault populated entirely by men who were forced to become either alphas or omegas.
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Remember when Nymphia had to refer to the show’s racism as “the Asian curse,” as though it were a coincidence that 80% of Asian queens got eliminated in the first three episodes.
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
My gym crush moved but is back for the holidays which SUCKS cuz I hate pining over guys who aren’t interested in me 😫 anyway here’s my tits for the guys who do notice me
Me standing in the Castro fitness SF gay mirror bathroom, shirtless, chest absolutely popping, cleavage distinct, looking milkable Same as previous but slightly tilted. The tits look even bigger
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Can someone smarter than me tell me if walking into the CVS near your childhood home and seeing that it hasn’t changed at all in 20 years is hauntology
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
It’s so broad I had a lot to work with (Each of these was given with me inside him)
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Explain your username: I like armpits
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Absolutely love this piece by @astorbonder.bsky.social. So hot, I wish I was both of them 😵‍💫
Tattoo on thigh/hip of a Minotaur fucking a werewolf
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
The future is a gift, that’s why it’s called the present 😌
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I love my balls
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Trope I love: when someone is escaping from somewhere, and they find the path oddly absent of guards (or scattered with their bodies), because someone else is secretly helping them escape. Either a helpful guardian angel at the end of the path, or someone with a more insidious purpose for them, love
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
You don’t realize how big eight inches is until it’s on your thigh
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The most I’ll ever set something to is warn, I don’t know how anyone can trust external moderation beyond their own personal judgement
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Neither types that I thought I’d get, though halfway through when I realized how many physical answers I’d chosen I knew I was getting fighting
The results for the Pokemon type quiz, being Ground/Fighting
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Gay men say straight girl in the same tone straight guys say bitch
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Men are hotter covered in blood #blood
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
When traveling, it’s always important to respect the cultures and customs of the places you visit. So tourists, please remember that Folsom is a deodorant-free holiday. Your fuckstick is welcome, your speed stick is not
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
F•••• S••••• was hands down my favorite silk song boss so far. Felt really engaged the entire fight, like I was having to learn and react quick and make split second decisions. Didn’t hurt that you respawn immediately outside the fight.
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Quickest way to Prove Him Wrong
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Ive been to the gym twice since silk song came out so, considering I also spent a day recovering from vaccination, I think im doing pretty well on the willpower front
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
If you’re in SF, i highly recommend seeing Terror Vault. Part haunted house, part interactive theater experience, it puts you the guest as the protagonist of a horror movie, with this year’s theme being witches. Also I’m in it so lemme scare you
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
COVID and flu shots are available at Walgreens, no charge. You need to be immunocompromised, but that’s defined in such a broad way (mental health problems is a qualifier) that you will be able to get it. Make sure to get both vaccines, flu is nasty too
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
When his shirt doesn’t totally cover his overhang 🥴🥴🥴
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
All my childhood bullies also had mpreg tattoos 🫃 If you’re heading to Folsom, you should come to this. I’ll put you in a headlock and give you a wet willie
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
😵‍💫
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
My first time wearing a hood, it felt surprisingly good
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
A friend of mine edited a gym pic to make me look pregnant and I kinda think someone should make this a reality
Pic of me shirtless in a bathroom with a hand on my belly, edited to be big
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
It’s still so funny to me that the game Hades wanted to avoid hetero incest, so it made Persephone and Hades not related anymore, but gave a resounding fuck yeah to brocest, by making Zag and Than fuck the SECOND they knew they weren’t related, with a longstanding romantic tension heavily implied
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Axle @armpit.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
“Why is the dog on the counter” “He likes to be tall” meme but dog is replaced with president and counter with White House
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